Chapter Ninety-Seven: Mimichad

The body of the fire dragon turtle is not as dirty as Chen Fei imagined, but it is extremely clean, the esophagus is an underground passage, red to the touch, slightly warm, as if paved with red jade, breathtaking, people who don't know also think that they have entered the mine of red jade, there is no peculiar smell, but there is an indistinct elegant fragrance, the smell is refreshing.

Chen Fei secretly thought in his heart: Could it be true, just like the old cow nose said, monsters that have been around for thousands or tens of thousands of years will become monsters, their flesh can also be used medicinally, and the alchemist Jin Dan meat will be resurrected from the dead to save the people in dire straits, although it is a bit exaggerated, but this monster does have its own understanding in its body.

There are nine "stone chambers" carved from red jade in the body of the fire dragon turtle. The largest one can accommodate more than a dozen RVs, and the smallest one can also be comfortable and comfortable for several people, just like a hotel, this "stone room" should be the stomach of the fire dragon turtle, according to this calculation, its brother has nine stomachs, and it is really not an ordinary big appetite.

"Lao Suo! What about kitten heads? In one of the stomachs, Chen Fei saw Solita, and the old brother was also looking around curiously.

"Stupid brother, are you looking for me? Are you going to give wine......" The white light flashed, and the kitten's head suddenly appeared in the stomach.

"Damn, you guy doesn't have a bad memory, he's all old and fine, why can't he have amnesia! By the way, where did you die? Are there any secret passages in this place? ”

"No...... The little match borrowed the Nedan from me, and I lent it to it...... "It doesn't want to think that this Nedan is originally a fire dragon turtle." It's an outlier to be a robber and do this!

"Whew!"

Suddenly, the whole space echoed with a grand whistling sound, and the kitten was overjoyed: "I'm here to see ......"

When the two of them heard this, they hurriedly followed it and flashed out of the huge mouth of the fire dragon turtle.

As the kitten head said, there is another nameless planet, but the environment of this planet is even worse than that of Mars, and there is no atmosphere, and it does not look like there will be human immigration.

"Kitten head, what are you tossing! Is it good to find a planet with immigrants? Chen Fei was a little angry.

"Little Match, find a place where there are humans, humans are things that look like my stupid brother...... The guy who owes wine and doesn't give ......"

When the fire dragon turtle heard this, it didn't take long for it to create a cloud of fire, and it seemed that its ability in this area could be the ancestor of the kitten's head. The kitten's head only learned to open up a spatial passage after eating Neidan.

Chen Fei finally confirmed the guess in his heart, this "turtle monster" will open up a space jumping window-like passage, this time he really earned, with its help in the future, even the spaceship will be saved, and the degree is so fast that it is incomparable to human spaceships. The wonder of creation is so mysterious! How many miraculous life forms are there in the vast space of space......

What made Chen Fei incomprehensible was that he and Soli obviously also ate Neidan, but they felt that their skills had increased, and this magical ability just couldn't steal like a kitten's head, maybe there was a huge difference between humans and kitten heads.

When the dragon turtle howled again, the two of them came out of its huge mouth and saw the vast ocean.

Although there are no signs of human activity yet, the state of this planet is very suitable for human habitation, the air is fresh, the sea breeze is blowing, and the sky is blue.

Chen Fei twitched his nose so hard that he let the salty air fill his entire chest, and the feeling of returning to the world suddenly came to the bottom of his heart.

"Roar!"

Most of the dragon turtle's back floats on the surface of the sea, moving on the horizon like a small island.

At this time, the kitten's head also flashed on the turtle's back, and the two paws grabbed five Neidan, which made the fire dragon turtle feel distressed and whined, and looked at the kitten head on its back pitifully, it has no merit and hard work, the kitten head is so unkind, even Chen Fei can't look at it.

"Little kitten head, why can't you return the little match if you fail so badly?"

"Don't give....this is my ...... Big deal, I'll ask it for a drink...... Anyway, stupid brother owes me a lot......"

Chen Fei couldn't help but hear it, with the huge amount of fire dragon turtles, he was afraid that he would have to use the swimming pool as a wine glass, and it would be strange if he didn't drink it and spend the rest of his life by himself.

The purple light swayed high in the air from the back of the fire dragon turtle, and Chen Fei came out of sight, and the fire dragon turtle met the kitten's head, which was considered to be unlucky.

After flying for about a quarter of an hour, Chen Fei and Soli crossed the nameless ocean and saw a modern city with skyscrapers.

The two descended from the air to the outskirts of the city and then walked towards the city.

"Lao Suo, do you have any money on you?" The two were still wearing white priestly robes, and passers-by were covered in dirt.

"No matter what...... Chen Fei smiled bitterly and walked straight across the street to a luxury restaurant.

"Hello two gentlemen, this store is full, please come back tomorrow." As soon as the doorman saw the appearance of the two, he immediately stopped the two at the door, and his disdainful expression flashed.

"This brother misunderstood that we were here to find friends." Chen Fei salivated and said.

In such a low voice, the haughty Solley turned and left.

"Hey! Lao Suo ...... What are you running? Isn't it just a meal of white food, what are you afraid of? Uh......"

In the stunned eyes of Chen Fei and the restaurant doorman, Soli walked towards a wealthy businessman who had just parked his luxury maglev in front of the restaurant.

"Bastard! What do you want?! The two bodyguards of the wealthy merchant stopped in front of him when they saw that Solley was not looking good.

Soli snorted coldly, and before he could see how he could make a move, the two bodyguards fainted to the ground.

"Little... Brat...... What do you want...... I'm going to call the police if I don't go away......"

Ignoring the intimidation of the rich merchant, Soli reached out and touched the rich merchant, pinched a few Yu coins in his hand, and then turned around and left with an unchanged expression.

Such a robbery was not just Chen Fei's stupidity, but the doorman almost stared out of his eyes on the spot. In the midst of the two of them's stupidity, Soli entered the restaurant lobby.

Only then did the wealthy businessman come back to his senses and call the police in a hurry.

"Lao Suo really has your kid! But the police will be there soon, you kid won't kill people. The two picked a table in the corner, and Chen Fei cocked his thumb in admiration.

The doorman thought that he was sitting in a restaurant eating openly after a blatant robbery in a dream, what kind of robber is this!?

As soon as the two of them sat on the stool, they heard a sharp siren outside, Chen Fei drank the red wine in the cup, and said in astonishment: "Lao Suo, listening to the voice, it seems that the police in the whole city have been dispatched, isn't this too exaggerated?" ”

Looking through the window, everyone rushed to the street, as if the end of the world was coming, and Soli frowned and puzzled. It is said that it is only two policemen who rob how can there be such a big battle? If the identities of the two are exposed, it will be even more impossible, knowing that they are masters of the same level as Chen Fei and Soley, even if all the police and military on this immigration star are jointly dispatched, I am afraid that there is no way to take the two of them.

"Attention the citizens of the East Region of Hualai! Attention Citizens of Hualai East Region! Please evacuate to safety immediately! Please evacuate to safety immediately......"

Police cars floated in the sky and loudspeakers were used to notify citizens to evacuate urgently.

The restaurant lobby was in a mess, Chen Fei and Soli were stunned, with the intelligence of the two, they couldn't touch the back of their heads for a while, can they use such an exaggeration? !

It didn't take long for the huge lobby to be empty, presumably even the waiters had run away, leaving only two people staring at each other stupidly.

"Howl!"

The familiar roar of the beast came, and Chen Fei suddenly realized.

As soon as the lobby lit up, the kitten's head excitedly pounced on the shelves full of wine behind the bar, and then there was a loud bang, and a large hole was broken in the wall facing the street, and the huge head of the dragon turtle poked out curiously.

"Kitten head, are you crazy!?" No wonder it caused chaos in the world, it turned out to be a battleship-like fire dragon turtle wandering the streets.

"Little match....I invite you to drink...... the little kitten ignored Chen Fei's drinking, and the wine bottles flew towards the fire dragon turtle's big mouth one by one, just like eating fried beans, and the wine bottle was chewed by the fire dragon turtle with a crisp sound.

The policemen waiting outside were no longer polite, and one after another laser beams poured down like a torrential rain, but unfortunately, such a little energy was not enough to tickle the fire dragon turtle.

"Kitten, don't toss, take the little match and get out!" Chen Fei was depressed, if he continued like this, the city would be ruined.

"Don't do it...... I promised the little match to invite him to drink......" The kitten head was very unkind.

"Boss, this monster doesn't seem to eat this set at all, should we go and help?" A policeman in the police car asked the young officer who was hanging his son for instructions.

"What kind of sass, you kid who touched Mimi? This monster didn't pick up a girl, and by the way, it was sold **, we swept away the yellow group of birds, hey, Hualai City hasn't been so lively for a long time, let's go down and find a hotel, and watch a good show while drinking, I'm in for a treat. The young chief laughed.

"Roar!"

Harassed on his back, the dragon turtle twisted his head out of the restaurant, and looked curiously at the maglev police cars. Then tentatively opened its huge mouth and spewed out a fiery red light bullet.

After being hit by the light bullets, the three police cars immediately turned into fireballs, which aroused the curiosity of the fire dragon turtle even more, and two more light bullets came out, and then several more police cars fell into bad luck......

"What a big turtle! Boss, it will lay eggs! ”

"Mimi's is really special, she has a personality, I like it!" The young chief is still gloating, and he really doesn't know what kind of people's policeman his brother should be.

"Boss Ben decided if you had a recorder or not? It's a rare opportunity, and the boss went to take a video with it, hehe. ”

The two assistants were stunned, but the young chief had cautiously stepped out of the empty hotel into the street.

It's quite difficult to get close to the dragon turtle, because the laser beam is raining down like a rain, and being hit is not a joke.

"Dear policemen, pay attention, I am the captain of the Hualai City Anti-Pornography Brigade, don't shoot! Mimi's monster is suspected of prostitution, fighting, drug abuse and other crimes, and the captain of this team now announces that it has been arrested, everyone must not shoot, everything has to wait until the law comes to the judgment, and the one who shoots is not a good policeman! Whoever dares to shoot again will say that he has committed rape! ”

It's this scoundrel again! The city police couldn't laugh or cry when they heard it. But what was even more stunned than them was that Chen Fei never imagined how this guy could be here and become a policeman.

"Chad! What do you want to do!? It's really unreasonable, if you mess around again, you will be fired immediately, you don't get out of here! The director's angry shouts were heard over the speaker. This bastard was born in the famous Federal Military Academy, and condescended to the Hualai City Police Station to take up his post, at the beginning, everyone was excited for a while, thinking that there was finally a master coming, who would have expected that this bastard was more hooligan than a hooligan, every time he arrested a criminal, the world would be in chaos, obviously he was arresting two thieves, his brother Yimu used to blow up Hualai Street in the past, and the police station couldn't bear the compensation, and it was better to not arrest the criminal.

When he first arrived at the police station, Chad was still the deputy director, but within a few months, his brother became the leader of the anti-pornography team, but the envoy was the power of the director, because his brother was the number one master of the police department, and if he wanted to avoid being knocked on the head by him, it was best to cooperate obediently.

"Old pervert, if you talk nonsense, Lao Tzu will touch your two daughters' Mimi, hehe, I'm afraid, I'm so scared that I can't even speak, I'm afraid of words, so I'll give the captain some acquaintance." Chad was still lame and didn't take the director seriously at all.

"You... You ......" came the director's heavy gasp over the speaker.

"Not good! The director fainted again, go to the hospital! The exclamation of the director's secretary was heard over the loudspeaker.

"Hehe, everyone heard it, this is the old pervert himself who wants to faint, and it has nothing to do with me, and he always does this at the critical moment of touching Mimi, this captain said that he is a pervert, and he still doesn't admit it, if he is not so colorful, how can his body be so weak......" Chad couldn't figure out why the director had been dizzy since he came.

Catch a pickpocket, Brother Chad will also cause millions of compensation orders to the police station, and it is no wonder that the director is not dizzy because of the constant complaint letters every day.

"Brother Chad is a good mix." Chen Fei couldn't suppress the joy in his heart and shouted.

"Drink? Fei Ge! No......" Chad came back to his senses and rushed in disbelief towards the restaurant where the two were staying.

The policemen listened to the stupidity, who can be called "brother" by this bastard.

"Brother Fei is really you! Ah, dead faces! You're there too?! It's not like I'm having a nightmare. Chad said stupidly.

", you kid graduated so soon? It's very majestic. "I was also overjoyed to see Chad Chen Fei. This guy hasn't changed at all, although he is wearing a police uniform, he still has a bare head and looks evil. It's just that his eyes are more and more attentive, thinking that he hasn't seen his brother improve in titanium armor skills for so many years.

"Ha, it's so nice to see you, Mimi, I thought you were dead."

When he saw the stranger, the kitten only glanced at it, and then continued to pour its wine.

"What is this place?"

"This is Changyao Immigrant Star, hehe, I haven't seen you for so many years, my brother must be a gangster in the underworld, Mimi, I'm bored, I'm going to mess with you after I die......"

"This is Chang Yaoxing!?" Chen Fei didn't listen to Chad's words at all, you must know that Chang Yaoxing and Heavenly Star are very close, and he jumped through a space jump window to get to the voyage, but he finally had the opportunity to go home in three days, Chen Fei was very excited.

"Are Xiaomei and Xiaoli okay?"

"Alas... It's all my fault......" Chad grimaced.

"What!? What happened to them? Didn't I tell you kid to take good care of them? Chen Fei's face changed drastically.

Chad cried and said: "Brother Fei, I really failed to live up to your hopes, I haven't touched their Mimi for several years, alas, they still can't forget you, I am a real failure." ”

"Drink that, they didn't have an accident!"

"Yes, they didn't have an accident, so I feel sorry for you, Mimi's shit, your bullshit 'Prospect Company' is now arrogant in Heavenly Star, except for Wu Canglong's Cangxing Party, all of them are your territory. But I said to the two beauties that as long as I could find you, they agreed to rub my back, and now I reached hehe. ”

"You go to die!" Chen Fei was in a good mood, and the next kick kicked Chad out of the restaurant, which coincidentally landed on the back of the fire dragon turtle.

I haven't understood what is going on, the fire dragon turtle turned its head and it was a light bullet.

"Mimi's Turtle King Bastard! Shut up, I'm Feigo's brother...... Don't mess around! ”

"Little kitten, don't drink it, get the little match away, and we'll go home right away!" Chen Fei flashed around, grabbed the drunken kitten's head, and threw it onto the fire dragon**.

In the dumbfounded eyes of Chad and the city police, the fire dragon turtle spewed out a fire cloud, and its huge figure rose into the air, slowly sinking into the fire cloud.

"It's okay to touch Mimi!? Mimi's annoyance, dear police brothers, told the old pervert that Lao Tzu resigned and quit, and told him to take care of his health, and to toss his wife less. ”

The three of them and one cat shared a police car, and the police looked at each other in the direction of the shipyard, and they didn't know how to clean up the mess in front of them.

Chen Fei can't wait to return to Lidu immediately, how many years have he finally had the opportunity to go home, just thinking about going home, where is he in the mood to change clothes or something when he goes home.