Chapter 68: It's Meow! I want to make a little fairy meow five
Luochen smiled meaningfully at the second cat, and then scooped her up.
"You'll be called Black Box from now on, remember! Lao Tzu is called Luochen, your master! Don't admit your mistake in the future. ”
"What do you say? Black... Black... Black Boy? I have a name, you don't have to give it to me, thank you!"
Luochen didn't pay attention to the second cat at all, but he was talking to himself.
"Oh, yes! Black Boy, why are those monsters chasing you?"
The second cat suppressed the anger in his heart and replied.
"How do I know? Ay... Wrong! You say those are youkai? Are there still demons in this society now?"
Luochen stroked a few handfuls of the second cat vigorously, smiled and replied: "If there is no demon, then what is the matter with you!"
"Me? I'm not a demon, I'm being a man... Ay! By the way, if there are demons in this world, then all this is easy to explain, I know. ”
Then the second cat happily went to share her discovery with 250, but at the same time as she contacted 250, she had a big letter like E hanging on her head.
Luochen looked at the big letters on the door of the second cat's head, and chuckled, E-level Xiaobai! No wonder! However, this recent batch of E-level whites is a bit prominent! Well... This batch of system executors is also good, and they have made so many interesting little guys back.
When the second cat and 250 were chatting happily, Luochen arrived home, Luochen patted the second cat's meow buttocks, and the second cat was stunned for a moment, looking at Luochen and yelling.
"You guy, why are you so shameless, how can you shoot me... It's mine... Yes? So what! Nangong Chenyi told me that women can't show their skin except their hands and face, and men can't touch it. ”
Luochen funny carried the two front paws of the second cat and lifted her up, and the second cat hurriedly blocked it with his tail, and his important parts, the two hind legs were also tightly together.
"Wow! You're too ...... It's so shameless, how can you do this!" The second cat yelled angrily.
"Shut up! It's noisy, and besides, are you a woman? Are you just a cat, and what age is it now, except for the skin that your hands and face think.
Feed! Please, figure it out! Today's girls, that's unrestrained and wearing transparent lace, they dare to go shopping on the street! As far as the eye can see, the streets are full of white meat. ”
The second cat listened to Luochen's words, and lowered his head in annoyance, irrational, too irrational, how could he reason with this thing again! Is this a reasonable person? Blame me!
Wrong! It's all to blame Nangong Chenyi, it's poisonous! Ay... I don't know where this goods went, whether it went to the current society like me, I don't know if this product will go crazy!
Luochen looked at the two cats' obvious expressions, and trembled with the two cats, only to tremble so much that the two cats' eyes were full of gold stars.
"What do you think? So engrossed, are you awake now?"
The second cat shook his head and replied.
"Wake up, can you not wake up? I was almost shaken to death by you. ”
"It's good to wake up! Come, flip in, and help me open the door. ”
The second cat looked in the direction of Luochen's pointing, which didn't look like the main entrance! The second cat looked back at the dust again, hmm... He doesn't look like a good person! Could it be that he is a thief, and I am going to help him commit a crime now?
Luochen looked at the second cat's obvious overthinking appearance, and patted her head vigorously.
"What do you think? What do you think? This is my house, go and open the door for me!"
The second cat squatted on the ground with his head in his arms and rubbed it, scolding the dust in his heart.
"O king! Ugly ghost, my head! It hurts to death, and it won't be broken!"
As soon as the second cat turned around, he saw the foot kicked by the falling dust, and hurriedly pounced forward.
"I'll go! Are you trying to kill me?"
Luochen smiled and said to the second cat: "How come? I have the power to control, I can't kick you, I'm also a kind of urging, you see! Haven't you already jumped on the wall? Now help me open the door!"
The second cat looked at Luochen's smiling face, Emma! I want to scratch my paws! You're an ugly ghost, it's unappetizing to watch.
"Little cutie! What are you doing? Don't keep staring at people like that! People can be shy, even if you're a stupid cat. ”
The second cat looked at the contrived appearance of the dust and sighed, hey! Such a disgusting guy, oh my God! Why don't you accept this demon, turn around and the second cat jumped off the wall, watched the deadbolt jump up, and opened the door with great difficulty.
Luochen walked in, picked up the second cat, and rubbed her back.
"Wow! Blackboy, you're awesome!"
The second cat rolled his eyes, not really wanting your compliment.
Luochen quickly walked into the room, and the two cats took a closer look.
Not! Yes, there are a lot of Bill Meng's families, but there is no warmth of Er Meng's family, what kind of taste is this, except that white is gray, ugly! Yo he! This sofa is big enough, I like it! There's food on the table, oh my god! Eat, eat.
Then Luochen saw the second cat, and the whole body stretched out in the direction of the table, and Luochen smiled and turned the second cat back, and then the second cat felt that he flew up and fell into the water.
"Emma! Meow can't swim! Ugly ghost, you cross the river and tear down the bridge. Unload the grind, kill meow, and be ungrateful!"
"That's it! Don't scream, it's hard to hear, is it necessary for you to take a shower and scream so badly? Besides, how much water can I put in when we enter the room? Wash it well, wash the towel that has it, wipe it yourself, it's dry and there is water everywhere, I'll pinch you to death. ”
After saying that, Luochen entered the room and closed the door.
The second cat sat in the water in a daze, sat for a while, and then lay down.
"Hmm... It's not bad, the water temperature is just right, but the water can't be more. ”
As soon as the second cat finished speaking, the water stopped, the second cat looked up, and then lay down again, tired for so many days, it's rare to enjoy it!
After soaking for a while, the second cat jumped out, pulled a towel and draped it over his body, and walked out step by step.
The second cat walked to the sofa and looked at the bathroom, I'll go! The ugly ghost was standing here and threw me into the bathroom, and he didn't fall me to death so far.
The second cat sighed, dragged the towel to the door of the dust room, raised his paw and pushed, hmm... It's closed.
After wandering around the room several times, the second cat finally walked to the table, wow! Eat, Kaisen.
After eating and drinking, the second cat finally thought of sleeping, and walked towards the sofa leisurely, just jumped on the sofa, and saw that there was a room next to the bathroom, and there was a room that did not sleep, sleeping on the sofa, and the second cat glanced at the sofa and walked to the room decisively.
Early the next morning, Luochen got up and looked at the meow paw prints all over the room, the fire was not good, I don't know if this dead cat was not cleaned, how the black paw prints were there.
Luochen glanced at the sofa and didn't see the cat, so he went directly to another room, and sure enough, he saw the second cat sleeping in the dark.
Looking at the paw prints on his white bedding and water stains, I was really angry! If you don't wash it, forget it, you don't even dry the water and go to bed, this dead cat is really dirty!
Luochen pinched the clean quilt corners, and flipped the two cats sleeping on his back with a sudden lift.
The second cat, who suddenly landed, stood up, swept around, looked at the dust with a blank face, yawned, jumped on the bed, and found a comfortable place to nest.
"Hmm... What are you doing early in the morning? I haven't slept well yet!" After saying that, the second cat closed his eyes.
Luochen grabbed the second cat's neck and lifted her up, pointed to the paw prints on the futon and said, "Look at it!"
The second cat swept his paw prints and raised his feet to look.
"Hmm... My feet are clean! It's not something I stepped on. ”
Luochen looked at the two cats with an innocent look, and he was angry.
"Nonsense! The dirt on your feet is all rubbed on the quilt by you, and of course it's clean. ”
Luochen carried the two cats to the living room, looked at the paw prints all over the ground, rubbed his forehead and said, "Wipe the ground clean for me, otherwise..."
Luochen glanced at the debris on the table, smiled and continued: "When will the floor be wiped clean, when will you eat." ”
Luochen threw the second cat on the ground, and the second cat looked at the paw prints all over the ground, cut it and raised its little head with a very backbone.
Seeing this, hey! It's pretty tough! Yes! Then Luochen called the nanny and asked the nanny to make a big table of dishes, and the nanny was very curious about the gentleman, who has always had a light breakfast, why he suddenly asked for such a large table of dishes, but he still did it.
The second cat watched the plate of fragrant food served to the table, swallowed, and twisted his head.
Don't look! Don't look! It's not delicious, those are not delicious, they are all poisonous, ugly ghosts are so bad, they must all be poisoned, they must not be fooled, they will definitely not be fooled.