Chapter 31: My qualifications are not human
Du Jing and the old man talked and laughed happily, and they chatted happily in the foreplay, but when the old man actually tested the parties, the old man immediately knelt down.
How to say it, the medical book I gave to Du Jing has simple graphics, as long as the eyes are not blind, it is easy to identify the medicine. However, there are a lot of words, only a few million words, but before and after, the wide range of miscellaneous things involved, the value is outrageous. The person who wrote this book must have a great hatred for people who study Chinese medicine, otherwise how could it make people dizzy to watch, and they would like to stare at it and never wake up again. When Du Jing saw half of it, he felt that this medical book was emotional, even if it was changed to an unborn genius, it was nothing more than that.
Of course, although this medical book can be called an anti-human in a perversion, there is a sentence that does not mean that I am born to be useful, there is no shortage of peerless masters in the world who can read anti-human books. It took seven days for Du Jing to finally break out of the realm and loudly announce that he could get rid of some minor illnesses.
"Okay, if you have anything else to take the exam, let the horse come, I'll take it with you." After unhurriedly finishing the content mentioned by the old man in the medical book, Du Jing said with a smile, "Don't say that you have your back straight, it's no problem to back it upside down!" ”
"Damn, you can really recite it backwards!?"
"Don't look at people with your eyes that haven't seen the world, you're a peerless genius who hasn't been born for a hundred years!" Du Jing said very simply, and he was not modest at all, but the old man who listened to it only felt that his toothache was windy, and he sighed, "Bullshit wizard, it's obvious that he is a stupid person who can't even find his own memory, I let you endorse it, you really endorse it, don't you know how to draw inferences?" If you memorize the whole book, aren't you afraid that your head will become a mess? ”
Du Jing was simply surprised: "You want me to endorse it, okay, now you blame me?" ”
The old man spread his hands: "Who made me your master!" ”
"What the fuck are you masters, are there masters who let apprentices endorse when they come up? Endorse the book, but you see, is that book a human being able to memorize? "Isn't that a saying that you're not human? Calm down, you must be calm, you can be anxious, but you can't say the wrong thing, "It's hard to memorize it when you're an apprentice, and you're not happy to be a master?" So, the apprentice dares to ask the master, which tendon in your brain is wrong? Or are you always a charlatan, and other liars still know how to speak seriously, you always talk like a real fart! ”
The old man immediately blew his beard and glared: "You kid, you actually compare me with those Jianghu Langzhong?" ”
"You also deserve to be compared to Jianghu Langzhong!? Be honest, right!? ”
The old man was unconscious, and he opened his mouth and couldn't say a word.
Then Du Jing said: "Since you said that I can be your apprentice by memorizing this book, then if I do it, you won't regret it again, right?" If you are scolded for having no credibility, going back on your word, being incorruptible, and not even being as good as a cult person, then you should hit the south wall as soon as possible. ”
The old man seemed to be frightened, his eyes widened very nervously, and he pondered: "It doesn't seem good to go back on your word!" ”
"It's not not bad, it's clearly bad!" Du Jing said that he was ruthless, "People have no faith in their words, and they cannot stand in the world." Your old man's words don't count, what's the difference between you and a villain? I'm not afraid of ending up with a bad reputation! ”
The old man was even more upset when he heard this: "You little brat, you have no eyes!" Do you really think that I, the master, don't care about your affairs? If it weren't for the fact that you have some qualifications, you think I would have taken you as an apprentice? You don't have to think about your heels to know ......"
As a result, the old man's ridicule was just halfway through, and he was coldly interrupted by Du Jing: "I only know that I have memorized the entire medical technique under the bottom, but some people want to be untrustworthy, and they don't care about the matter of accepting apprentices!" ”
"It's not that I didn't expect your qualifications to be so... Scary? "After thinking about it for a long time, the old man could only use 'scary' to talk about things.
"Hehe, you shouldn't be empty-hearted!"
"Damn, the kidneys will not be weak!"
"So, please follow the agreement and take him as an apprentice, right?"
The old man was cornered, and he was so angry that his face was red.... I also began to feel difficult about the current situation, as a descendant of a medical family, the righteous sect that has been handed down since ancient times, the importance of reputation and integrity is incomprehensible to ordinary people. But if you want to talk about accepting apprentices, this matter is inevitably too child's play, is it difficult to make mistakes....
However, it would be a pity to let this kid go. It took less than half a month to memorize the medical skills he had written, and he didn't miss a word. In terms of this qualification alone, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is unparalleled, let alone learning medical skills, if you embark on the path of cultivation, I am afraid that it is... But he's afraid that this kid is a mallet, what if he gets lost....
Seeing that the old man couldn't make a decision for a long time, Du Jing made up his mind to carry out the stimulation to the end, since you can't make up your mind, then I will force you to make an idea. Thinking of this, he snorted coldly, "Hmph, this apprentice is a genius of a peerless genius who has not been born for a hundred years, and some people don't want to accept him as an apprentice after seeing it." Since you don't want to take me as an apprentice, old man, then I won't force it. It's a pity that the wild ginseng that is more than 100 years old, forget it, just beep the dog. However, there is one sentence you must also remember clearly, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, the more miserable you are humiliated now, the more beautiful it will be in the future..."
The sharp-eyed Du Jing was talking about something terrible, and the old man was startled, for fear that Du Jing would really leave, so he hurriedly said, "Okay, I'll take you as an apprentice!" ”
"Okay, it's hard to chase after a horse!"
is worthy of being a peerless genius who is rare to see in a hundred years, Du Jing's rapid transformation and resolute determination almost scared the old man out of illness.
"You, you, you.... You traitor, how dare you deceive the old man? ”
"How can you see me cheating?" Du Jing blinked innocently, "You always said that you wanted to endorse it, and I honestly memorized it, but you still pushed back, obviously because you didn't want to fulfill the agreement!" ”
"Hmph, that's just a verbal agreement!"
"Rub, you can think of this kind of reason! Please, don't you always have a good face! ”
"Hmph." The old man snorted a few times and stopped talking.
But no matter what, the apprenticeship was a success anyway.
Du Jing worshiped the old man as he wished, and his identity was a true disciple, in terms of status, he was far above some ordinary students that the old man had taught before.
But there is a problem, his qualifications seem to be too good, and some of them hit the old man....