Forget it, let's start from the beginning.

When Zheng Yinan first arrived at the Kunlun Mountain base, most people didn't know about his arrival, and no one would have thought that such a world-renowned top scientist would be dormant here, unknown, and even his former comrades-in-arms didn't know about it.

His first appearance in front of the crowd at the base was after he discovered the mystery of controlled nuclear fusion and then became disheartened.

One morning, everyone suddenly found that there was an extra person in the base, this person was strong, with a bear's waist and a tiger's back, his face was full of dust, black and sloppy, I don't know how long he hadn't taken a bath, his hair was messy, and it was not a big problem to live on it with a nest of birds, and his spirit did not look very good.

Not long after, even the master chef in the canteen heard that there was such a person, who basked in the sun every day against the corner of the ground headquarters, and when someone looked at him, he used two cuffs to symbolically cover his big face full of black ash, and then smiled shyly, this person didn't do anything on weekdays, just sat there in a daze, and no one asked about his existence, as if there was a person who asked for food in the military base, and the person who asked for food must have obtained the base to ask for food.

In fact, only Battalion Commander Cao and Deputy Battalion Commander Zhao knew his true identity, but because Zheng Yinan's rank was too high, they had no right to interrogate, so they had to let the donkey go blind...... Let him be.

Some well-wishers will take a small bowl, put some rice, meat balls, celery and shredded meat in it, and then bring it to him, knock on the edge of the bowl with chopsticks, make a jingling sound, and signal him to eat, Zheng Yinan did not eat at first, because every night when he returns to the residence, if he wants to eat, even if the master of the canteen is sleeping soundly in the middle of the night, he must get up after getting the order of his superiors, get him a good meal of egg noodles with a few exquisite side dishes, and then the guard will personally serve it to Zheng Yinan.

Until one day, a good deed person brought him half a bottle of Erguotou, that was a pound of good Hongxing Erguotou distributed by the army on the weekend, this good deed's wine strength was limited, and after eating, he brought this half bottle of wine to Zheng Yinan.

This half bottle of Hongxing Erguotou completely awakened Zheng Yinan's sluggish and numb taste buds, he drank it all with his neck tilted, and let tears and snot gush out of his face, and from then on, the nightmare of everyone in this base began.

A few days later, the sturdy man who fought the gold-swallowing beast for seven days and seven nights finally recognized him, his name is Sun Weiwu, he was the squad leader when Zheng Yinan first joined the army, and now he is the commander of a company.

Most of the soldiers' alcohol is very good, half a catty of liquor is gargling, and a catty is a bit interesting, Zheng Yinan was enthusiastically persuaded to drink a few glasses of wine, and completely let go of himself and lost himself.

In the blink of an eye, two catties of liquor went down, and I was stunned! He touched his face, and it was numb; He shook his head vigorously, and it felt like an elm pimple on his neck, wooden.

Then he slowly looked around, and all the scenes in front of him turned into slow motion, and the excited and drunken dark faces dangled in front of his eyes, and they waved wine bottles in their hands, trying to blow on them, and a few drops of wine spilled out, slowly passing in front of his eyes, and disappearing into the corner of the wine table.

Gradually, Zheng Yinan lost control, he was no longer himself, the faces began to become unfamiliar, alcohol gradually occupied his brain, mastered the control of his body, fortunately, the ceiling was still directly above and had not yet begun to rotate.

The wine was drunk until two o'clock in the morning, and the families of the soldiers finally couldn't stay at home, and the first to step into the canteen door was Ma Kui'e, the wife of Deputy Battalion Commander Zhao, who was too lazy to dress up because she had just gotten up from the bed, and her hair was a little messy at this time, and her long black and beautiful hair was casually draped, wearing a pink pajamas, and she walked in front of everyone with a pair of slippers.

The group was still shouting and screaming, oblivious to the arrival of the family, and Ma Quie walked to the adjacent table, picked up a long stool with one hand, and then held it high, four stools with their feet facing the sky, and then slapped it the table next to him.

The loud sound of "duang" shook the ground of the entire big cafeteria, and everyone was stunned under this loud noise.

That's when something shocking happened.

Zheng Yinan staggered to his feet and walked towards Ma Kui'e, because everyone's attention was on Deputy Battalion Commander Zhao's wife at this time, no one noticed Zheng Yinan's abnormal behavior, and by the time everyone found that something was not quite right, Zheng Yinan had already walked to a meter in front of Ma Kui'e.

"Xiaoju, Xiaoju, you're finally back, I miss you so much, I miss you so much......" Zheng Yinan muttered to himself, at this time, I don't know if it was because the ground was too slippery, or if he touched someone else's shoes under his feet, Zheng Yinan stumbled, fell forward, and in a panic, he subconsciously grabbed something to prevent himself from falling to the ground.

In a heart-rending scream, everyone found that Ma Kuie's pants were ripped off by Zheng Yinan with extremely complicated feelings, revealing the pink little Nene inside, and this scene was also clearly seen by the family members who came later.

Deputy Battalion Commander Zhao, who had just poured one and a half catties of five grains, was instantly full of anger, he rushed over like a raging lion, lifted his wife's pants at an invisible speed, and then pounced on Zheng Yinan, who was lying on the ground and still muttering to himself, and two vinegar bowl fists smashed down on Zheng Yinan's head like raindrops.

It took five or six people to drag Deputy Battalion Commander Zhao off Zheng Yinan's body, and after a noisy footsteps, almost everyone walked cleanly, and in less than three minutes, the big canteen that had been boiling the pot before became as silent as death, leaving only Zheng Yinan who was lying motionless on the ground.

The next morning, Zheng Yinan, who had a blue nose and swollen face, got up from the floor of the big cafeteria, clutching the back of his head with a faint ache and no idea what was going on, yes, he forgot everything! He couldn't remember even the slightest thing about what happened after he got drunk, from the moment he started to get up in the morning, this time period was completely blank for him, and everything was completely forgotten by him!

Just as he was muttering, "This group of comrades-in-arms is so uninteresting, they actually left me here alone", Master Ma, who was in charge of the big cafeteria, came.

In this base of hundreds of people, because of the existence of the families of the soldiers, no matter what gossip news, they can't hide it for too long, and in such an explosive incident as yesterday, when Master Ma, an old bachelor, was still brushing his teeth at more than four o'clock in the morning, he was caught by Camp Commander Dai and his mother passing by, and told the story several times.

Master Ma held a frying spoon in his hand and said with a smile: "It's not in the way, when I was young, I also made this kind of mistake, but it was a little better than you, I just drank too much and went to the door of Widow Liu next door to sing all night, and was sent to the army by my father the next day." ”

Zheng Yinan was confused, and his head was full of all kinds of question marks, but through Master Ma's words, he quickly understood what was going on, but what he never expected was that the real situation was so unbearable.

No one has told him the details of this incident until now, but the sequelae are obvious, not only offended the second-in-command deputy battalion commander Zhao of this base, but also drank his comrades and ran away.

Zheng Yinan likes this drunken feeling more and more, but unfortunately the biggest disadvantage is that he doesn't stop looking for a place to sleep like others when he drinks too much, but his head is like an electricity outage, and he relies on his limbs to make the decisions, swaying around looking for things to do.

He once slammed the door of the commissary in the middle of the night when Master Zhou and his wife were good, and after several times, the frightened Master Zhou could only rely on drugs to maintain his nightlife; also once carried a few garbage cans to the gate of the headquarters of the base, and in the end, the angry deputy battalion commander Zhao could only hit his head against the wall in anger; Another time, I played eagle and chicken hunt with a few children, and I took off only a pair of pants and dangled naked in the base square like a dancing god.

A solemn military base, stunned by Zheng Yinan turned into a noisy vegetable market, he was like a plague god, and in the end, everyone walked away disgusted when they saw him.

Deputy Battalion Commander Zhao's report to his superiors to repatriate Zheng Yinan is almost one person higher, but it is still useless, speaking of which, Zheng Yinan's level is higher than the level of their superiors, unless it makes trouble to the high-level of Huaxia State, no one can be the master, it is really easy to please God and send God.

Fortunately, Zheng Yinan just likes to make trouble when he drinks too much, but he is very honest on weekdays, when the sun is up, a middle-aged man who is not dark and does not slip in autumn begins to sit in the corner in a daze, until the sun sets, he slowly stands up and goes to the canteen to beg for wine, but the canteen has set up a rule, and only supplies him with a limited amount of liquor every Saturday and Sunday, and when he wants to drink at other times, he can only rely on his own ability.

Fortunately, Master Ma, who is in charge of the spoon, is the only person in the entire base who takes care of him, he often takes advantage of the time to clean up the table, pour all the leftover wine into a bottle, and give it to Zheng Yinan when he comes to eat.

In the blink of an eye, twenty or thirty years have passed, and due to the peculiarity of the work, the turnover of personnel in this base is very small, and all the people come very clearly when they come, and if nothing happens, they will stay here until they retire.

During this period, Zheng Yinan got acquainted with his only drinking friend, Qin Wuya, and at the same time came into contact with the True Spirit Clansmen of Shenqixing, mastered those magical technologies, and his fate began to change from then on.