296 - Crow's beak
"Ho, it's really flying, little Laizi, look."
The hot air balloon went up to the sky, and the empress was strong.
Wang Xiaolai was busy controlling the hot air balloon, and he didn't have time to turn around and talk to the empress, so he coped: "Well, Your Majesty, sit tight, don't move." โ
"Uh-oh."
As a result, the empress turned back to talk to Narcissus.
It seems that the empress is very happy about the novelty of hot air balloons, so much so that after she hit it, her mouth never stopped.
It's a talker.
It's Narcissus, how to say it, since she ascended to heaven, her face has been ugly, pale and weak.
The birds flew in front of her, and the empress gathered her hair, retracted her flying self, and asked Narcissus: "Narcissus, what's wrong with you, are you uncomfortable?" โ
Narcissus didn't speak, just waved his hand, and suddenly vomited, lying on the edge of the basket and vomiting downward.
Wang Xiaolai, who watched it, was taken aback: "I'll go, don't vomit, what if there is someone down there, what if you vomit on someone's body." โ
Narcissus turned pale, and did not forget to turn around and scold: "You shut up." โ
Wang Xiaolai was not convinced, and looked at the empress and said, "Your Majesty, am I wrong?" โ
The empress patted Narcissus on the back and said to Wang Xiaolai speechlessly: "Okay, you don't have to say a word, Narcissus, what do you think?" โ
Narcissus waved his hand: "Your Majesty, don't worry, I'm fine." โ
Having said that, the empress's face was still a little worried.
Wang Xiaolai muttered while controlling the hot air balloon: "Really, if it doesn't work, don't come up, don't you have to succeed." โ
Narcissus wiped his mouth with a handkerchief and glared: "You can't find death." โ
Wang Xiaolai said: "Come on, come on, you come to bite me, who will control this hot air balloon when you see it." โ
"You..."
"What's wrong with me?" Wang Xiaolai snorted.
Narcissus turned his head and ignored Wang Xiaolai, otherwise if he continued, he would have to be angry with this bastard.
The empress said worriedly: "Little Laizi, why don't we find a place to fall down quickly, I don't think the situation is very good for narcissus." โ
Narcissus also stiffened: "Your Majesty, I'm fine." โ
Wang Xiaolai also said: "It's Your Majesty, don't worry about her, she's just motion sickness, oh no, it's just motion sickness." โ
After saying this, the three people on the hot air balloon were silent.
Especially Wang Xiaolai, he pondered what he just said, and the more he pondered it, the more he felt that something was wrong: "Why do I always feel that this sentence is a little obscene?" โ
Empress: "Hehe. โ
At this time, the narcissus began again, waving on the edge of the basket.
There is no way, Wang Xiaolai can only compromise: "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, don't vomit, I'll just fall down." โ
Saying that, Wang Xiaolai also observed it for a while, but through the clouds and mist, it was not easy to determine the location, Wang Xiaolai frowned, and said in his heart that he had to match this thing with a telescope, otherwise, when the war is over, isn't it funny if he can't find the enemy's position, and what if he blows up his own people again.
But then again, the telescope thing you say is easy to do, the principle is simple, the key is, where do you take the lens?
You can't really wait for yourself to make the glass, but when will it be?
"I said eldest sister, you should skip the wow twice, this is it." Wang Xiaolai thought to himself, interrupted by the regurgitation of narcissus, and turned around and said speechlessly.
The empress scolded Wang Xiaolai and said, "Little Laizi, don't say it, Narcissus is uncomfortable." โ
"I didn't let her come up."
"What are you muttering about?"
"No, no."
Relying on a burst of gliding, Wang Xiaolai finally confirmed that there was an open space not far below him.
"Your Majesty, sit tight, hold Narcissus, don't let her fall out." Wang Xiaolai said.
The empress looked at the open space outside, and was taken aback at the time: "Little Laizi, you are crazy, that place is only a foot wide, and there are trees all around, can you settle accurately?" โ
Upon hearing this, Wang Xiaolai was unconvinced: "Your Majesty, do you not trust my technology?" โ
As he spoke, he was angry, and he landed directly despite the empress's proposal to look for it further.
The narcissus who was about to spit out the sour water was originally taken care of by the empress, but when she saw this situation, she hugged the empress under her and shouted in her mouth: "Your Majesty be careful." โ
However, Wang Xiaolai had already turned off the stove above his head and began to land.
The basket used as a base smashed through several branches, and in an almost brutal posture, it finally landed safely.
Drilling out of the basket, Wang Xiaolai still laughed, and there was a leaf and branch on his head: "Your Majesty, what's the matter, the skills of the old driver of Qiu Mingshan are okay, hey, Your Majesty, what about you?" Why is the narcissus gone? โ
Just as he was wondering, he heard a shout from the back of his head: "Little Laizi, little Laizi, I am here." โ
As soon as he heard the voice, Wang Xiaolai said that his heart was broken, and he hurriedly jumped out, ran in search of the sound, and saw that on the way to land, the empress didn't know what to do, so she was hung on a tree, and there was a narcissus next to it.
Looking at the empress whose collar was hung by a branch, like clothes being dried, Wang Xiaolai forced a smile: "Then Your Majesty, you wait a while, I will save you." โ
The empress hummed and blinked: "Little Laizi, if you want to laugh, just laugh, don't hold back, it's okay to come and save me and Narcissus when you laugh enough." โ
After saying this, Wang Xiaolai finally couldn't help it, hugged his stomach and laughed, and looked at the narcissus next to him with anger on his face: "This bastard." โ
Seeing that Wang Xiaolai was still laughing, Narcissus couldn't help it, and roared: "Have you laughed enough, don't come soon." โ
"Oh, here it is, here it is."
As he spoke, Wang Xiaolai took off the robe on his body, wrapped it around his feet, climbed up the tree, and when he came to him, he climbed forward with the dumb branch hanging on the empress, and comforted the empress while climbing: "Your Majesty, don't move, otherwise don't blame me for falling down for a while." โ
The empress looked speechlessly: "In comparison, I am more worried about you, whether I can save me and Narcissus is laughing, this branch has made you shake what it looks like, and it will break after a while." โ
As soon as the words fell, there was a click, and then Wang Xiaolai watched in amazement as the empress and Narcissus fell straight down.
Under the tree two consecutive oops, Wang Xiaolai sighed in his heart, hurriedly slipped down the tree, ran to the second daughter and said, "Your Majesty, are you all right?" โ
The empress rubbed her buttocks, raised a fist and hammered it on Wang Xiaolai's chest, frowning: "You guy, you're embarrassed to say." โ
Wang Xiaolai spread his hands and made an innocent statement: "It's not Your Majesty, you have to be reasonable in everything, and it's not me who hung you on the tree." โ
"Go, shut up, this matter is not allowed to be mentioned in the future." Empress Dao.
Wang Xiaolai had a straight face: "Absolutely don't mention it." โ
On the side, Narcissus pointed to the back of the empress and exclaimed, "Your Majesty, your clothes are rotten." โ
The empress pulled the robe over to take a look, but it was not the case, the back of the collar of the robe was scratched by a branch.
"Wang Xiaolai, it's all a good thing you did, you broke Your Majesty's robe, you really deserve to die!" Narcissus, who fell to the ground and settled down in her heart, raised her head and said angrily, regaining her habit of scaring people.
Wang Xiaolai spread his hands: "emmm? ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผ Can I be blamed for this? โ
Narcissus has to do it when he gets up.
Compared to being on a hot air balloon, Wang Xiaolai had no confidence to talk back to Narcissus, and when he saw this, he hid directly behind the empress, grabbed the empress with his hand and said, "Your Majesty, look at her, look at her." โ
The empress also waved her hand and said: "Okay, Narcissus, this matter has nothing to do with Xiao Laizi, I must sit down." โ
"Your Majesty, it was you who protected him so that he had to make inches."
"Okay, okay, for my sake, Narcissus, you spare him this time, besides, it's just that the robe is torn, and it's okay."
"But your Majesty, that's your favorite robe."
The empress had already taken off her robe and folded it together, and asked suspiciously: "Isn't it just a robe, and you can do it again when you go back?" โ
Narcissus pursed her lips speechless.
After folding the robe and standing up, the empress handed the robe to Wang Xiaolai's hand and said, "Take it for me." โ
"Huh."
Walking limping in the direction of the hot air balloon, Wang Xiao came to see it, and said in the back: "Your Majesty, slow down, this mountain is not easy to walk, don't get stuck, or I'll help you." โ
As soon as the words fell, the empress sighed, sat down directly on the ground, and looked back at Wang Xiaolai speechlessly.
Narcissus glared at the side: "Crow's mouth." โ
Wang Xiaolai: "ยทยทยท"
"Your Majesty, how are you?" Narcissus limped up and asked.
The empress pouted and covered her ankles, with an aggrieved look: "It hurts..."