Chapter 813: It's all the rest I picked back then
The battle between the demon clans is the most bloody and cruel, and the monkey can be referred to here, basically picking up the stick and hitting the heavenly spirit cover, how the soul is scattered, there is no mercy to talk about.
As for whether the fight was killed or not, that's another matter......
Sai Taisui was very afraid that Duke would not give him a shot, but he was even more afraid of his master, and after thinking about it, he still didn't dare to reveal his identity, and said bitterly: "This king, there are many rare treasures enshrined by the king of Zhu Ziguo in my cave mansion, and I am willing to exchange them for my life." ”
Duke was dismissive: "Hmph, these treasures you mentioned are all broken copper and iron that I picked up back then, and you treat them as treasures." ”
Sai Taisui only felt that he had been stabbed in his heart, and he scolded the king of Zhu Ziguo in his heart, but before it was over, Duke continued: "Besides, if I want these broken copper and iron, I still need to serve them with your hands. It's just a robbery, what can you do? ”
Sai Tai Sui was dumbfounded when he heard this, but after thinking about it carefully, it really made some sense, so he had no choice but to say: "I'm not stronger than the king, what you say is what you say, you see how my magic weapon Zijin Bell is, if you can see it, take it away!" ”
"Trash!"
The purple gold bell was refined by Guanyin Master Taishang Laojun, and to put it bluntly, it is a collar for a pet, which is the same as installing a bell on the neck of a dog.
"Then what do you want, is it me, the mountain cave house, or ...... You don't want the Golden Saint Palace, do you? Sai Tai Sui's face turned green.
"No, that's what I picked back then."
Sai Tai Sui: "......"
Duke looked disdainful, pulled out his spear, and made a gesture to stab Sai Tai Sui to death: "You poor ghost, you don't even have a treasure that can be seen, I see that your fur is good, and it just so happens that I lack a blanket on tiptoe when I go out." ”
The blade of the spear was in front of him, and Sai Tai Sui couldn't hide it, and said hurriedly: "I can't do it, I can't help it, if you kill me, I'll get into a big disaster." ”
Duke pretended not to know, and stabbed the spear on the side of Sai Tai Sui's head with a bang, and the blade cut a cut in his face: "Tell me clearly, what kind of disaster?" ”
Sai Tai Sui got up from the ground, pointed to the top of his head and said, "Don't hide it, I'm not a monster in the mortal world, and I was also ordered to take away the Niangniang of the Golden Saint Palace." ”
"Oh, so you're still a youkai with a background?"
Sai Tai Sui straightened his chest and looked proud: "That's right, my master is ......"
Before he finished speaking, Duke stabbed him with another shot, piercing the pipa bone on the other side of Sai Tai Sui, and nailed him to the stone wall of the cave: "You have to find a reliable excuse for nonsense, you say that you are acting on orders, then I ask you, which fairy is so boring that you let you go down to the mortal *** woman?" ”
Sai Tai Sui was bitter in his heart, and 1510 told the truth.
It turned out that when the king of Zhu Ziguo was still the prince of the East Palace, he liked to go out to shoot wild animals, and once shot and injured the two young finches of the Buddha's mother, King Daming Bodhisattva, in Luofengpo. King Bodhisattva of the Ming Dynasty was angry in his heart, and wanted to let the king 'dismantle the phoenix for three years, and the body was sluggish', coincidentally Guanyin Bodhisattva happened to go out to walk his pet, and Sai Tai Sui heard this, and put it in his heart.
To put it bluntly, Sai Tai Sui wants to shoot the sycophants of the Ming King Bodhisattva, and as for the desire to misbehave towards the mother of the Golden Sacred Palace, it is purely a whim to solve the physiological problems that have been abstinent for a long time.
When Duke heard this, his face immediately changed greatly, he pulled out his spear, and helped Sai Taisui to apologize: "I don't want my brother to have an extraordinary background, or Guanyin Bodhisattva...... Mounts! How good it is to say it earlier, it hurts the harmony between you and my brother, and the younger brother is very frightened! ”
Sai Taisui had never seen such a brazen person, and he twitched his cheeks and thought he was unlucky: "It's okay, don't blame the virtuous brother, it's all for the brother...... Ah, why did you stab me with a gun again? ”
Duke stabbed Sai Tai Sui in the thigh, and the philistine's face was also put away: "Don't kick my nose in the face, who is your virtuous brother?" Under the banner of Daming King Bodhisattva and Guanyin Bodhisattva, believe it or not, I will shake out your good deeds, and see who of the two Bodhisattvas comes forward to protect you! ”
Sai Taisui only felt that the bird demon in front of him was moody, and he turned his face faster than turning a book, and endured the pain on his thigh: "Xian...... You don't understand, my lord, I have been with the Bodhisattva for a long time, and I know the above set very well. If you think about the fact that both bodhisattvas are powerful beings, how can I hear the conversation between them unless I mean to. ”
Sai Tai Sui: Excellent employees must learn to figure out the meaning of leadership, the leader will stop at the point, and the rest must be understood by themselves! The leader said that if you don't drink when you eat, do you really don't drink? The leader said that he only took a bath and did not massage, is it really just a bath?
In the midst of Sai Tai Sui's miserable scream, Duke pulled out his spear and once again put on the face of a philistine: "Brother, you... You... What should I say about you, you said it earlier, wouldn't there be so many misunderstandings! ”
Seeing that Duke was about to come to help him again, Sai Tai Sui silently took two steps back, not daring to call himself a brother, but in a flash, he was stabbed in the thigh by a spear again...... The thigh that wasn't hurt.
"What's the matter, I haven't spoken yet!!" Sai Tai Sui is about to collapse.
"You didn't say anything, it's that I don't think the wound is neat enough." Duke waved his hand, looked at the four blood holes on Sai Tai Sui's body, and nodded in satisfaction.
Sai Tai Sui: "......"
Ignoring Sai Taisui's struggles, Duke grabbed his shoulders: "Xiao Sai, you have leadership indicators to complete, but after all, I am the national teacher of Zhu Ziguo, the king wrote to me for help, if you don't bring the Golden Saint Palace Niangniang back, your face will be gloomy!" ”
Sai Taisui couldn't struggle, crying with a sad face: "Then what do you say, listen to you." ”
Sai Tai Sui also saw at this time that Duke was not reasonable at all, and he didn't want to ask for hardship, so he could only do what he wanted.
"Find an eight-lift sedan chair and send the Golden Saint Palace Niangniang back, and I won't hold you responsible."
"But the Great Ming King Bodhisattva is there...... It's hard to explain! ”
Duke snorted coldly: "You don't have to worry about it, I'll take over the cause and effect from King Daming's side." ”
Among the great powers of the heavens, few people dared to offend the Peacock Daming King, but Duke was not afraid of him. The reason is very simple, if Duke the phoenix of the world of mountains and seas is substituted into the world of Journey to the West, it is basically equivalent to the first phoenix in heaven and earth, that is, the old lady of King Daming......
Well, gender is not the point, the point is that Duke became the wife of King Daming, the grandmother of the Buddha.
Of course, Duke is a demon and is relatively low-key, so he has never gone to Lingshan to recognize his relatives!
Sai Tai Sui didn't know what Duke was thinking, and he refused to agree, obviously because he was very afraid of the Bodhisattva of the Ming King. Duke snorted coldly at this, shook his spear, and a pair of eagle eyes scanned back and forth over Sai Tai Sui's body, and finally stopped at the position of his fifth leg.
Sai Taisui was immediately shocked: "I can't help it, the wound is already very neat, and it can't be neat anymore." I'll find a sedan chair to carry the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace back, if the king is not at ease, I will take her away personally, I promise not to stop her. ”
"Just take it away, I didn't pick her back then, presumably she has been thinking about me all the time, what if she seduces me halfway?"
Sai Tai Sui: "......"
Duke raised his eyebrows and shook his spear: "What do you mean by this expression, don't believe me?" ”
"Believe, I believe everything you say."
……
Sai Tai Sui really did not break his promise, personally drove the cloud and grabbed a sedan chair back, ordered the little demon to invite the Golden Saint Palace Niangniang out, and sent a team of demon soldiers as guards, and immediately set off to Zhu Ziguo.
Duke also saw the Golden Saint Palace Niangniang, he bragged before, this was the first time he saw the Golden Saint Palace Niangniang herself. The woman who can make the king and Sai Tai Sui unforgettable, is really the best in the world, the most important thing is temperament, graceful and generous, even if she is surrounded by a group of monsters, she does not lose everyone's demeanor.
Duke thought it was a treasure, but when he touched it, he found out that it was changed by magic. And that Ziyang Zhenren, if he doesn't save people well, he left a thorny dress and left, the clothes are indeed thorny, could it be that the lady of the Golden Saint Palace won't take a bath?
Even if she doesn't take off her clothes and take a shower for three consecutive years, what about the places where her clothes can't cover it? If you replace Duke with Sai Tai Sui...... Hmph, still turn the Golden Sacred Palace Niangniang into her own shape.
In the end, it was this lady of the Golden Sacred Palace, who turned on a buff that couldn't get close, and she was afraid of any monsters, so she just left by herself.
No matter how you look at it, Sai Tai Sui, as one of the ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties, is a farce. Duke looked bored, and didn't care about the Golden Saint Palace's mother's gratitude, and disappeared into the distance with the wind.
Sai Tai Sui sent Duke away, and he couldn't bear to watch the lady of the Golden Saint Palace leave, so he simply turned his eyes out of sight and was not upset, and returned to the cave to recuperate. As for how to explain to the Ming King Bodhisattva and Guanyin Bodhisattva, I just want to pass the three-year deadline and not be discovered by them.
Guarding Duke, such an unreasonable neighbor, Sai Tai Sui decided not to go out of the door in the future, and to be an honest monster in the fish and meat town: "My life is important, I won't even go out in the future, no one will come to trouble me......"
(End of chapter)