Chapter 324: Squatting in the toilet late at night
Liu Ling took a bath, I quickly hid the photo, she will always be a little girl in my heart, this kind of weird thing or don't let her know, after all, after looking at the photo, my mind is full of the girl's smile, as if she is in some dark corner, wet looking at me and laughing, the shadow of childhood will take root in people's hearts, never forget, in fact, I didn't see anything, she may be crying.
"What are you looking at?" Liu Ling asked, also looking at the door of the room.
"Nothing!" I said, it was pitch black at the door, there was nothing, I was just thinking about it.
"Zhang Peng, is he evil?" Liu Ling asked.
"Don't worry, the evil qi can't enter his body, it's just easy to be confused."
"A female ghost?" Liu Ling asked, it seems that she has been slowly trying to understand me, otherwise she would not have asked at all.
"Hmm!" Zhang Peng said.
I tore off a fragrant rabbit leg and handed it to Liu Ling, saying, "There are two more times." ”
"What?" She asked, taking the rabbit meat.
"You just slapped me twice."
Zhang Peng snatched another fat leg from my hand, stuffed it into his mouth and took a bite, "You have to be affectionate in advance, I'll go to the door to eat." ”
"You have to watch and learn a little more experience."
As soon as I finished speaking, I found that there was a hair in my mouth, and I thought it was Xiao Ling'er's, but it took a long time to find it on the top of my tongue, and it became longer and longer, bringing out a large piece of chewed rabbit meat. Liu Ling looked at me, then looked at the rabbit leg in his hand, and asked, "Where did you get such long hair?" ”
"It's okay, let's eat!" I said throw my hair into the fire and continue to eat rabbit meat.
Zhang Peng looked at the burning hair, took the rabbit meat in his mouth, took out a few talismans from the cloth bag, and pasted them on the door, "Let's sleep in this hall at night." ”
After I was full, I washed my hands, went to the closet and found a quilt on the floor, and asked, "Ling'er, you sleep here." ”
She nodded, sure enough, she was not afraid!
I opened the gate and prepared to go to the nearby cowshed to carry a bale of hay and spread it on the ground, otherwise it would be too cold. When we first arrived, Liu Ling said that the footprints in the cowshed were horses, so the hay inside should be used to feed the horses. When he returned to the house with hay, he suddenly noticed that the two shoes at the door were missing.
I looked at the dark mountains and forests, there was only the sound of the rushing river in front of the door, and there was nothing abnormal, and said: "Hey, don't mess with us again, there is a generation of ghost catching master Zhang Monkey, and a generation of demon king Jiang...... Jiang Shuisheng, be careful to beat your ass and pee. ”
As soon as I finished speaking, something slammed into my face.
"What the fuck ......"
Before he finished scolding, he was hit in the nose again, and when he looked closely, it was the man's leather shoes, just a pair.
"There's a kind of coming out, I'm afraid of you! I just don't have shoes to wear. "I covered my nose, picked up my shoes, and pushed the door in. spread hay on the ground, slept like this at night, and laid a layer of hay under Xiao Ling'er's quilt, which was soft and warm.
"What are you doing when you pick up the dead man's shoes?" Liu Ling asked.
"Wear it, didn't you drop one of your shoes?" I said, untied the leather shoelaces, looked inside, it was not very wet, took out the embroidered cloth insoles and put them by the fire to roast.
"Who were you talking to?"
"Ghosts, let them not come out and scare people, or I'll beat them." I said, the workmanship of this leather shoe is not bad, I opened it and looked at it, it was still leather, I picked it up, I tried it, it just fits, I need a pair of durable shoes.
"Zhang Peng, is he a normal person?" Liu Ling asked.
"Don't worry, it's just that your brain isn't very good."
I secretly pulled Zhang Peng's cloth bag and wiped my shoes, and said, "Monkey, have you seen it, Liu Ling is a stinky stone in the thatched pit, and I have also covered the incense, so I will take the initiative to ask questions." You have to work harder, if Ma Junna doesn't come to you, we'll find a way to let her come. ”
"What's the solution?" He asked.
"Looking for Brother Pao, she will release a message and provide an address, otherwise she just wants to find us, and there is no way."
"Let's talk about it in Chengdu, but it's too dangerous, I'm almost a burden to you now." Zhang Peng said.
"Don't say that, you often take care of me when I don't have a fart, and I've always wanted to take care of others, but I don't have much chance to perform, that time against Xiong Jiu, although I was scared, but I felt very happy that day." I say.
The leather shoe was cut by Liu Ling's knife, but it didn't have any effect.
Zhang Peng smiled, we may not be able to go back to that era, and it is estimated that we will not live to that age, but the memories are always good. He turned his head to look at the cloth bag in my hand, and immediately became furious, grabbed it, and shouted, "This cloth bag was washed only the day before yesterday." ”
"Don't be so stingy, go to Chengdu, I'll ask Ou Caiqing to extort some money first, let's spend it well."
I looked at the polished leather shoes in front of me, and then at the little Ling'er who was already asleep, lying in the haystack with great satisfaction. There are friends and lovers around me, it's enough, it's just that Zhang Peng follows us, and I definitely feel uncomfortable when I see me making love with Xiao Ling'er every day, and I don't know when his little brother will be able to get hard, otherwise he wouldn't even have the interest in flirting with women.
When I slept until midnight, my stomach hurt so much, wasn't the rabbit meat cooked? I looked at Xiao Ling'er and Zhang Peng, they slept soundly, I was alone with a bad stomach? Or that hair is not clean.
I got up and picked up a few pieces of firewood to fill the fire, Liu Ling shrunk into a ball, it should be a little cold.
"What's wrong?" Liu Ling asked softly.
"My stomach hurts a little, go to the toilet, you can sleep." I say.
"Do you want me to accompany you?" She asked.
"No, my stinks! When the little ghost sees me, he is usually scared and peeing, don't worry. I puffed.
"Something called me."
"Okay, let's get some rest."
I ran out with my stomach covered, there was a thatched dry toilet next to it, and before I squatted down, it popped out, squirting wildly, especially loud in the silent night, endlessly, I put the flashlight on the ground at the door and shined it, and looked down to see that my pants were still very clean.
I lit a cigarette and thought that there was another possibility that the owner of the house was a man and the little girl had been deceived from the city. This kind of dry toilet is smelly and dirty, and the average girl in the city can't stand it, but it can be seen that it is true love, so why did she die?
However, death is also a kind of speculation for us, and Zhang Peng judged it according to the situation. However, his judgment of this kind of thing is generally not wrong, and he may even have seen the ghost, but he just didn't say it, not wanting to scare us.
"Damn, I forgot to bring paper." I muttered.
But this is not difficult for me, the toilet is a large open door, there are branches at the door, I reached out to break the branches, back and forth several times, always feel not clean, ready to pull through the big branch slowly scrape, pull a few times, feel particularly heavy, drag can't move ah!
I squatted and moved a few steps outside, grabbed the rough trunk and pulled it violently, and dragged out of the grass a long-haired woman, undressed, only the embroidered shoes on her feet. Frightened, I quickly stood up, could it be a corpse?
I kicked lightly, she didn't move, and kicked again, and the woman suddenly reached out and grabbed my foot, she wanted to look up, but I kicked her in the face and ran into the house with her pants in her hands.
"Monkey, there's a ghost ......," I shouted.
Pushing the door in, Liu Ling had already rushed out, almost pretending to be full of me, looked down at me, and then quickly turned his head, "Put your pants on first." ”
Only then did I realize that the pants only mentioned the thighs, "I haven't wiped them yet...... Wipe it clean too. ”
Liu Ling suddenly looked behind me, pulled my collar and dragged it over, kicked behind me, I looked back, the woman was kicked by Liu Ling, her body floated, and her long wet hair wrapped around Liu Ling's neck, I rushed up and grabbed her hair, and punched her a few times.
"Let go of her, or you'll be gone!" I yelled.
Then two golden talismans flashed, flew over quickly, one was posted on the woman's head, and one flew behind me, I turned my head to look, grass, the male ghost was behind me, almost kissed.
I helped Liu Ling out of the way, and Zhang Peng walked up to them, "I'll remove the talisman, you leave, otherwise I will accept you." ”
"Wronged......" the woman said quietly.
"We're just passing through here, and we can't redress your grievances, we can only give you an excess, if you want." Zhang Peng said.
"If you don't take revenge, you won't be reincarnated." The female ghost said.