Chapter 271: Qiaoye, you have changed
"You see, they're harmless to humans and animals, and they're all cute!"
Between the narrow mountain paths, a mighty procession of Minions was carrying five small sedan chairs towards the mountain.
The five palanquins were crudely made, just like stretchers, with two long sticks, a chair on top and a dozen Minions on the bottom.
Just said that this group of minions is harmless, it is Yang Xia who was afraid to say a word from Hua Tielan before.
Now he was reclining comfortably on the chair, tilting his head, and looking at the short-haired girl behind him with a smug expression.
Hua Tielan saw him so stunned, and immediately glared at him fiercely. Then there were some restless people who looked at the dozen or so Minions who were fighting against the sedan chair below.
Look at their little arms. The appearance of her legs, Hua Tielan was afraid that she would crush them.
But these minions are all very excited and happy.
In addition to the minions carrying sedan chairs, there was also a large group of larger numbers of minions around the side.
The Minions sang and danced one by one, singing and singing loudly as they followed the large procession.
There are also many minions next to them holding various musical instruments in their hands that they don't know where to go, and they are playing, with the singing of the choir, Yanran is a luxury band that is too professional to be professional.
Although I couldn't understand what those minions were singing, just listening to the melody, Hao Qiao and the others felt very good.
“boss! boss! ”
A two-eyed Minion who was even shorter than the other Minions ran to Hao Qiao's side, and some flattering hands picked up a banana and held it up in front of Hao Qiao.
God knows where it got its banana in the middle of the Himalayas.
However, Hao Qiao was still very satisfied and stretched out his hand, took the banana, and then raised his hand to touch its little head.
The pupil color of the two eyes of this Minion is different, and it belongs to heterochromic pupils.
Hao Qiao knew it, this is a Minion named Bob.
"Hey, hey, hey."
Touched by the new boss, Bob looked a little shy and twisted it. body, big eyes blinked at Hao Qiao.
Just half an hour ago, after Hao Qiao blew the leader of the snow monster into scum with an arrow. After a period of coming back to their senses, the Minions finally accepted the fact that their old boss was killed by Hao Qiao.
Then, they quickly focused their attention on Hao Qiao's body.
This even more powerful human was immediately found by them as a new master.
As a result, Hao Qiao not only received a reward of 600 points, but also such a group of cute and obedient assistants.
The little black ball next to him has been silently following the side.
Seeing Hao Qiao and the others lying comfortably on the small sedan chair being carried on the mountain, they could also listen to the singing of the minions comfortably, and Hao Qiao's sedan chair was stuffed with all kinds of food, which they could enjoy while eating.
Such a luxurious life can make all the viewers in the live broadcast room itch.
I thought I would see a thrilling adventure, maybe Qiao Ye would suffer a little.
As a result, it has completely turned into tourism, and there are so many Minions waiting for delicious food and drink.
What's even more hateful is that they don't even have to walk, and the minions are carried up the mountain together.
Did they come to watch the live broadcast just to see Qiaoye enjoy?!
Especially looking at Hao Qiao's comfortable smile, the audience in the live broadcast room compared their lives and felt extremely jealous.
"Ahhh What should I do if I hate Qiao Ye so much for the first time! ”
"I really want to pull Qiao Ye down and sit on it myself!"
"Those little yellow things all look so cute, being served by such cute little things, can you have a good conscience?!"
"Upstairs, if I can, I also hope that the group of little things can come and serve me, and pay me a high salary."
"Qiaoye! Qiaoye! There are so many little yellow monsters next to you, can you sell them or not? I don't even want to raise my orange cat when I see them, the more I raise them, the fatter they get, and now I can't even jump off the sofa. Hey~I hate it~"
The small sedan chair shook very comfortably, Hao Qiao squinted his eyes with enjoyment, glanced at the barrage that had been blown up next to him, and hummed proudly twice, even more leisurely.
Waving his hand to the side, a little yellow man seemed to have a heart with Hao Qiao, climbed into Hao Qiao's sedan chair with difficulty, and began to massage Hao Qiao's skillful double with a flattering smile on his face. Leg. The smile on Hao Qiao's face suddenly became brighter, and he closed his eyes comfortably, completely unprepared to pay attention to the audience in the live broadcast room.
"Ahhh I'm going crazy! Qiao Ye actually enjoyed it and ignored us! ”
"I seem to see the rise of the evil slavery feudal society, what is the difference between Qiaoye's appearance and the slave owner!"
"Boycott Qiaoye! Boycott Qiaoye! And those little monsters are free! ”
"A few people upstairs, don't shout, Master Qiao won't pay attention to you. Besides, don't think I don't know, your mouth is shouting and resisting, but in fact, you don't want to be envious, jealous and hateful (covering your face and laughing) Besides, that group of little monsters seem to have taken the initiative to defect to Qiao Ye (funny face)"
"Oops! What nonsense upstairs is telling the truth. ”
"Chen Duxiu, please sit down and talk."
"Anyway, Master Qiao, you have to tell us what these little yellow monsters like capsules are, right?"
"yes, yes, we can't just keep calling them little monsters, right?"
In the end, Hao Qiao still squinted his eyes again, glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, stretched out his finger and pointed at the group of minions, and said, "They are called minions." ”
"Uh-huh......"
"Uh-huh......"
“…………”
After a short silence, the detailed explanation that the audience had been waiting for in the live broadcast room did not appear, Hao Qiao narrowed his eyes comfortably, and called a Minion to come up and pinch his shoulder.
Looking at his enjoyment, the live broadcast room exploded again!
"I'll go! Qiao Ye doesn't take you like this! ”
"Tut-tut! Qiao Ye has fallen! Look at what Qiao Ye looks like now! ”
"Return my former diligent and conscientious anchor!"
"Qiaoye, you have changed! In the past, you would always explain in detail unknown events and creatures that we didn't understand! You're not a good man anymore! ”
"Qiaoye, you have changed!"
"Qiaoye, you have changed!"
"Qiaoye, you have changed!"
"Qiaoye, you women's clothes!"
"Poof! Upstairs, don't just spoil the formation! ”
"But I also want to see Qiao Ye's women's clothes, and I quickly put it up with my friends who want to see it!"
The first shift is guaranteed, and the other two are going to be a little later, I still have to go to work, so you can see it after you get up every day
(End of chapter)