I went to school the next day, and as for homework, huh, I'm also a person with Ultraman, so what kind of homework do you write?

Erdan ran over from behind, put his arm around my shoulders and winked his eyebrows and said, "How is it?" What's the matter? ”

"Say what?" I looked at him and said angrily, "Am I that kind of person? ”

Erdan gave me a look of contempt and said, "Hurry up, I heard that Yang Yi's kid is quite close to Ye Beibei, and that kid has a lot of flowers." ”

Yang Yi?

I raised my eyebrows, a little unhappy, this person is a second generation of mines, rich and open, but the person is very good, last year I also donated some money to the school, helpful, see everyone is happy.

I didn't take it to heart and stepped into the classroom.

After Ye Beibei came, I found that the yin qi on her head was heavier, and I am afraid that something big will happen if she continues like this!

I walked up to her and whispered, "Have you been feeling sick lately?" ”

Ye Beibei was stunned for a moment, then his face turned red, he raised his little fist and smashed me, and said in a low voice: "What are you doing with my days?" Shameless to die! ”

"Huh?" I reacted and realized what it was, and hurriedly said; "It's not the big aunt's business, it's something else."

"Hooliganism, isn't it?" She looked at me with an unkind face and shouted, "I'll sue the teacher if you do this again!" ”

I coughed twice, I could only go back to my seat first, the last class, after class, Yang Yi appeared at the door, holding a bottle in his hand, handed it to Ye Beibei, I hurriedly walked over, looked at him, and declared sovereignty!

Ye Beibei glanced at the soup in the cup that was actually blood-activating, and could see Cordyceps sinensis, which was obviously very precious, and she hurriedly said: "I can't ask for this, although you are my brother, this is too precious." ”

"Brother?" I couldn't help but scream.

Yang Yi looked at me and laughed, he looked very handsome, plus he stayed two levels in a row, he is now twenty years old, he looks quite mature, patted me on the shoulder and said, "No?" I recognize a godsister, do you have an opinion? ”

When I was in school, many people thought that they were doing younger brothers and sisters, but in fact, everyone understood what it meant, and I felt a little embarrassed.

Ye Beibei finally confiscated the cup of blood-invigorating soup, and we went to the cafeteria together, and when we were on the way, Yang Yi patted me on the shoulder and whispered, "Do you like her?" ”

I stared at him, not knowing what he was trying to say, but nodded heavily to express my determination.

He smiled and whispered: "Don't worry, I will help you, but you have to study hard, otherwise the college entrance examination will be over." ”

I nodded and didn't speak, the canteen is very expensive, and today we have four or five plates on the table, some are cold and hot, very rich, Yang Yi kept praising me at the dinner table, saying that I am very good, Ye Beibei and I are very husband and wife.

Ye Beibei's face was red when he was said, and he always looked at me quietly, I felt a lot better for Yang Yi, maybe he really just wished he had a sister.

In the past two or three days, my relationship with Ye Beibei has become better and better, and thanks to Yang Yi, my studies have also improved a lot, and I actually scored 32 points in mathematics in the latest mock exam, which is simply an eye-opener.

But the yin qi above Ye Beibei's head is getting heavier and heavier, if this continues, something will happen sooner or later, a person is shrouded in yin qi all the year round, and there is only one possibility if he wants not to have an accident, that is, a dead person.

But I racked my brains and couldn't remember what it was to enter the palace, and I didn't even have an answer when I checked it on the Internet, so I was anxious for a while, and asked Ye Beibei a few times, and she always looked at me with hooligan eyes.

That night I had a stomach upset, the lights went out at ten o'clock at night in the dormitory, and the gang of Wang Ba calves in the teaching office did not let people go to the toilet at night, which was simply perverted, I remember that a brother was afraid of being punished, and he was forced to pee in the can, and he didn't pee on his hands, and he was highly skilled.

He's peeing, I'm here, pulled into the can? I don't have that ability!

The ghost went out, didn't see the people in the teaching office patrolling the night, ran away, ran all the way to the toilet, squatted down and poured for thousands of miles, and then found that he hadn't taken off his pants.

It's really embarrassing.

Fortunately, there was no one, so I had to strip off my lower body, lose my underwear, tidy it up and continue to squat, and I don't know which ghost wrote the couplet in the opposite position.

Stepping on both sides of the Yellow River, holding important documents in hand, machine gun fire in front, artillery fire in the back, horizontal batch: remember to take off your pants.

I was speechless for a while, tossed for more than half an hour, hung out of the toilet, the moonlight was very white, the night was like day, I inadvertently looked up, and found a small child squatting on the wall smiling at me.

As if laughing at me for pulling my pants.

The child looks four or five years old, and he is very cute!

I smiled awkwardly, turned around and prepared to leave, after all, it was not a glorious thing, and the next moment the hairs on my back stood up, whose child squatted on the wall in the middle of the night?

I turned around and looked again, where there were children, and the walls were empty.

What the hell!!

I didn't care about hypocrisy, and rushed towards the dormitory, which was the girls' dormitory across the three doors of our dormitory, and a small child was lying on the window, poking his head out and looking inside.

Turned around and saw me, showing his long fangs, and made a grimace, which was a serious grimace, and then jumped into the girls' dormitory, where Ye Beibei lived.

I screamed and tried to chase in, but the dean's voice sounded behind me, "What the are you from?" What are you hanging at the door of the women's dormitory in the middle of the night? ”

"I saw a ghost running into the girls' dormitory, it's dangerous, now let me go in and catch the ghost." I said anxiously, "Someone will die!" ”

"Ghosts? I've got a pervert. He grabbed me by the collar and shouted, "Let's be at the teaching office tonight, let's go!" ”

The next day, the whole school reported that in the third (fourth) class of high school, Zhu Wanqing behaved misbehaving at the door of the girls' dormitory without sleeping or wearing underwear at night, and preached feudal superstition, recorded a major demerit, read it for the first time, and was not expelled, and called the parents for review.

The village was busy, my parents couldn't come, my godfather Lin Jiuxiang came, looked at me with a lewd face, patted me on the shoulder and said, "My son can do it, you know how to run errands without underwear?" ”

The teacher in the office looked at him and made an even worse impression of me.

After making a review, paying the deposit, and leaving the office, I said: "I saw a child, she should have come to find Ye Beibei, she will die if she continues like this, what is the twisting spoon into the palace?" ”

Lin Jiuxiang's face turned cold, stared at me and said in a deep voice: "I'll tell you again, don't worry about this matter, everyone has everyone's life, you are just a Mr. Yin and Yang, not a savior, do you understand?" ”

I looked at his indifferent eyes, and for the first time I felt that he was so ruthless, and sneered twice, I still have this matter in mind, I have studied for so many years, if I can't even protect the woman I like, what kind of man is it?

When I returned to the class, I was greeted by all the attention, Ye Beibei's face was not good-looking, because many people said that I wanted to insult her, and the two of us were also very close during this time.

Sitting back in my seat, I found that the yin qi on her head was a little thicker, and it had a lot to do with that little ghost, and I had to draw a charm to ward off evil spirits and put it on her body.

But now there is no cinnabar, I can't get up a pen, and the second egg behind me patted my shoulder and whispered, "Are you okay?" You won't really listen to what that bastard of the dog says, will you? I regretted it for more than two years. ”

"Shut up!" I turned around and glanced at him, and found that he was playing with a brush in his hand, and my eyes lit up and I took it, and it was easy to say that there was no blood in cinnabar with fingertips.

The first step in drawing a talisman is to start a pen spell, on which there is a lesson, I pour out a little water, there are words in my mouth, I hook up a drop of water with my fingertips and wipe it on the brush, and the next step is to bleed.

I looked at my fingers, ten fingers connected to my heart, but for her sake, everything was worth it. I picked up a pencil knife and made a cut, and immediately the blood flowed, and I gasped in pain.

Dripped seven or eight drops of fingertip blood, dipped it with a brush, and began to spell the soul, the brush kept pinching in his hand, took a deep breath, and drew the talisman on a piece of white paper, then the talisman gall, and finally the talisman tail, in one go, it looks quite charming, this is what I have learned in seven years.

I still learned the Evil Talisman recently, and I don't know if it's useful, but as the bell rang for the end of class, I folded the talisman paper and walked towards Ye Beibei.

She glanced at it and whispered, "You stay away from me." ”

"I'm here to ask." I placed the roll in my hand on the table.

She glanced at the question and began to talk about it, and after a few questions, I said, "Can you give me a hairpin?" ”

"Huh?" She looked at me a little puzzled, but she took it off and handed it to me, and I quietly pressed the talisman paper into the hairpin and put it on for her again.

Ye Beibei stretched out his hand to take it off, but I hurriedly stopped: "Don't move, it's very beautiful now, don't take it off when you sleep, it's good for you!" ”

Although she was puzzled, she didn't move, and continued to talk about the topic with a blank look.

At lunchtime, Yang Yi came to me and asked me about some things, telling me to be gentle when chasing girls, don't be anxious, he always invites me and Ye Beibei to dinner these days, it can be said that we have made such rapid progress, he has half the credit.

In addition, he is good to people, although he is rich, but he is not arrogant, I even began to treat him as a big brother.

Every night I quietly looked through the crack in the door of the girls' dormitory, for two or three days there was nothing, and on the fourth day, the young figure came....