Jiangzhou First People's Hospital.

Two adjoining beds, one male and one female, lay on each other.

The man's face was full of iron and blue, and his face was dejected.

The woman's eyes were full of horror, and she couldn't stop trembling.

There were many doctors and nurses gathered at the door of the ward, as well as some patients and their families, pointing at the two of them.

"Have you heard? These two are students at Jiangzhou University. ”

"yes, yes, it's awesome, I heard that the thing under the man is very small, but it can't get out of the woman's inside."

"Really? Damn, how did this thing get caught? ”

"I don't know, these two people opened a room outside last night, because they couldn't get out of the emergency call, they rescued them all night, and finally separated them."

"Haha, it's so fun, I'm going to post it on Moments, it's so fierce."

In the ward, the man and the woman were ashamed of themselves.

At the same time, the fear of Wu Wei has also reached the extreme.

These two people are none other than Sun Mingzhe and Zhao Ya.

Although Zhao Ya was labeled as a bad luck charm by Wu Wei, she still wanted to repair the relationship with Sun Mingzhe, and at night she couldn't help but seduce Sun Mingzhe out again.

As a result, in the hotel, as soon as Sun Mingzhe's thing entered, he couldn't get out again.

You can only call the emergency number for help.

It was just a night of fermentation, and not only in the hospital, but also in the school forum was already completely boiling.

After Wu Wei looked at the forum, he had completely laughed at the best products produced by the system.

It turns out that this bad luck charm still has the effect of being unable to extricate itself!

After leaving the store, Wu Wei hummed a little song, and his mood was very refreshing.

Chu Yiren not only left Wu Wei's phone number, but also insisted on paying Wu Wei 100,000 yuan.

Hey, I used to worry about not having money, but now people are really worried about stuffing money into themselves.

Wu Wei was extremely embarrassed, and checked the money on his body, and the sum of the past two days was more than 250,000.

The system panel is called up.

Host: Wu Wei

Realm: A Taste of the Land Master (Entering the Room)

Experience points: 13670

Skills: Seven coins swordsmanship, talismans, yin and yang eyes, thousands of machine gods, demon language

Items: Demon Mirror, Qiankun Bag, Seven Money Sword, Condom (20), Demon Pill (1), Peach Blossom Charm (1), Charm Charm (1), Fun Set (2 sets), Evil Breaker (1), Bone Touching Physiognomy

Seeing the system panel, the corners of Wu Wei's mouth twitched.

The system is getting more and more awesome, and even condoms and fun suits are rewarded.

Hey, and physiognomy?

You have to learn!

With a thought, I directly learned the bone touching technique.

He asked the system again: "What's the use of the demon pill?" ”

System: "It can be given to the demon attendant, which can improve the cultivation of the demon attendant." ”

"So good?"

On the contrary, it was useless to keep it, Wu Wei directly took out the demon pill.

As soon as he saw the demon pill, the dog demon's eyes were more greedy than seeing, and he wagged his tail vigorously, stuck out his tongue, and stared at the demon pill in Wu Wei's hand: "Dad, give it to me, it's delicious!" Daddy, Daddy. ”

"Damn, you dead dog, don't call me dad!" Wu Wei was full of black lines and threw the demon pill directly to the dog demon.

The dog demon swallowed it in one gulp, and clicked his mouth twice: "Dad, I haven't tasted anything yet." ”

", you dead dog!" Wu Wei kicked the dog demon directly.

At the same time, the system sounded: "Ding...... The demon servant dog demon is safely upgraded to a second-grade spirit demon. ”

Wu Wei walked towards the school, and the dog demon followed behind safely.

"Dad, you were really cowardly last night, and you didn't take advantage of such a good opportunity."

"Dad, Sister Chu's breasts are so soft and big, I haven't had such comfortable breasts since I can remember."

"Hey, Daddy, why are you walking so fast? Wait for me! ”

This is definitely a rogue dog.

"Hey, Dad, look, there's a fortune teller there." Suddenly, the hooligan dog barked again: "Wow, Dad, that wild dog Taoist is also there, look at it, he still touches the hands of other girls, it's so fucking obscene, Wang!" ”

Wu Wei looked up, it was really.

Early in the morning, I met the wild dog Taoist again.

The wild dog Taoist set up a hexagram stall and was touching a girl's hand.

This thing has lost those talismans, and it is actually doing this kind of business.

Hehe, go over and play with him.

Wu Wei also walked to the side of the wild dog Taoist, then sat on the ground and shouted loudly.

"Look at the face, look at the face, don't want money!"

"Look at the face and touch the bones to tell fortunes, the first god in the world."

"Come on, come on, take a look."

Wang Po sells melons and boasts.

As soon as the wild dog Taoist heard that someone was robbing his business, his face suddenly became gloomy, and he turned his head to see that he was about to have a seizure, but he recognized Wu Wei at a glance.

"I'll go, grandpa, we'll meet again?" The Wild Dog Daoist immediately stepped forward with a flattering face.

Wu Wei seemed to have discovered a wild dog Taoist at this point: "Hey, isn't this a wild dog?" ”

Then, he stroked his beardless chin: "Wild dog, look at your appearance, you slept in the bridge hole last night?" ”

"Hehe, grandpa, the bridge is ventilated and cool." The wild dog Taoist smiled all over his face: "Grandpa......"

"Gotta get it, don't call me grandpa, awkward." Wu Wei didn't know the wild dog Taoist, so he hurriedly raised his hand: "Today we will each count our own, don't bother me to make money." ”

Then, look up at passers-by.

"Yo, this eldest sister, when you look at your face, you are rich and noble."

An eldest sister passed by, and when she heard Wu Wei's words, she gave Wu Wei a blank look: "If you don't study well at a young age, you actually learn to cheat money, phew." ”

Ouch, I'll go, I don't show some real skills, you still take Lao Tzu as a three-legged cat's kung fu.

"Eldest sister, you're not in a good relationship." Wu Wei sighed.

The eldest sister immediately stopped, looked around left and right, and stepped forward, extremely surprised: "You...... How do you know? ”

Wu Wei said proudly: "Not only can I see that you are not in a good relationship, but I also know that you are now being pursued by two men, but the man you really like doesn't like you, tsk, I see that you have to be in your forties, I didn't expect your love life to be so rich." ”

"Ding...... Successful pretending is rewarded with 5 experience points. ”

"Little Master, look at what you said, people are not romantic." The eldest sister nodded hurriedly with a shyness on her face, staring at Wu Wei earnestly: "Little Master, do you have a way to crack it?" ”

Wu Weiyi stretched out his hand and pretended to say, "Of course, but my fee is a bit expensive." ”

"How much?"

"Eight hundred, no counteroffer."

"You...... Why don't you grab it? ”

"Hehe, eldest sister, if you are known to be stepping on two boats, the uncle you like will not be with you. Spend 800 yuan to buy a lifetime of happiness, it's worth it. ”

The eldest sister hesitated for a while, but still took out 800 yuan and stuffed it to Wu Wei.

Wu Wei directly took out the peach blossom talisman that burst out of the system: "Go back and wear it on your body, and within three days, you will be satisfied." ”

The eldest sister is gone.

Wild Dog Dao's eyes straightened: "Grandpa Wu, you are so powerful, can you accept me as an apprentice?" ”

Wu Wei glanced at the wild dog: "I'm not interested." ”

"Haha, boy, is it all here?" At this time, a voice gritted his teeth remembered: "Then you calculate for yourself, is there a bloody disaster today?" ”

Wu Wei looked up and couldn't help laughing.

Isn't this the dog skin plaster Qin Shou last night?

Don't give up yet.

Wu Wei shook his head: "Well, I calculated, you have a bloody disaster today." ”