Chapter 25: I'm Cai Qiuchang, who are you?

"Actually, the aliens have not been eliminated, but Uncle Zheng has received the help of another alien race, and we humans have the capital to compete with the purple stars, and we will definitely drive the alien invaders out of our homeland, I believe we will not be too far from this day." Li Muyun said.

Qin Wuya said: "Great, they have committed such a heinous crime, tens of billions of people, just gone, we must not let them continue to show off their power on our land, I will gather the villagers, some people will make a strong contribution, everyone will work together, we will definitely succeed!" ”

Pingping smiled and said: "Uncle, it's good for you to stay here honestly, if you really fight, it won't help much, the cleaners are all over the world, there are millions of them, as far as the combat effectiveness of your village, it is estimated that you will be wiped out by one, do you think that playing games, one shot at a time." ”

Qin Wuya didn't know much about the situation outside, and when he was ridiculed by Pingping at the moment, he was inevitably a little red-faced, and he couldn't speak there.

At this time, the door of the next room opened, and a soft voice came out: "Not necessarily. ”

Everyone involuntarily turned around and looked, and found that it was Qin Wuya's daughter who walked out.

"Yes, you haven't seen that kind of beast with your own eyes, bullets and swords are not lethal to them, they are terrifying with high attack power, you don't know how powerful they are, you will only make a lot of nonsense here, and when you actually see them, I guess you will faint on the spot." Pingping is merciless.

"Since they are beasts, it means that they don't have any tactical strategy, they only rely on the advantage of minions and numerical superiority, you as a human being, look down on them so highly, you will only appear to be incompetent, tracing the history of our human race, tens of millions of years, everywhere we go, other creatures are all under our force, or extinct, or domesticated, and the remnants can only survive, relying on what, relying on here." The woman was neither humble nor arrogant, and pointed at her head with Qianqian, "Instead of fighting them with your own body, you will attack the enemy's strengths with your own shortcomings, if you do this, what is the difference between yourself and a beast?" ”

"What's your name, you're very polite, I'll make you pay." Pingping He had been humiliated like this, and she was furious and stretched out her hand to her waist.

"How polite you are, I've never seen a little kid treat an old man in his seventies so rudely." The woman was-for-tat and unyielding.

Liu Xiaomei smiled quietly beside her, as if she was ready to watch a good show.

"My name is Qin Yulu, what do you want? Annoyed and angry? If I want to pull out a gun and kill someone, how can I be afraid of you, you woman is very bloodthirsty! It's hard to imagine that saving the planet could be done by someone like you. ”

Li Muyun hurriedly stood up, made a round, and said, "Okay, don't make any more noise." ”

At this time, everyone suddenly heard the sound of someone opening the door again, Qin Wuya smiled bitterly: "Don't say it, my house is really lively today, you can go to my little girl's room to take shelter for a while." ”

Pingping still stood in place and didn't move, she tried to reason with Qin Yulu again, even if it was a purple star person, she didn't care, Qin Yulu's height of 1.80 meters was tall in the old humans, but in front of Pingping, she was like a child, but her momentum was not weak at all, and at this moment she also widened a pair of beautiful eyes, crossed her waist, and vowed to quarrel endlessly.

The crowd heard the footsteps getting closer and closer, and the noise showed that there seemed to be a lot of people coming, and the other three dragged them to the back room.

After Qin Wuya saw that they had all entered, he breathed a sigh of relief, and just sat down, he suddenly found a group of people breaking into the living room.

The leader is the new village chief of the village, the little eye who sat in the middle during the meeting just now, behind him is the security captain of the village, and there is a group of militiamen behind the two, all with fierce eyes, it seems that this time there is no good intention.

"Cai Qian, what's the matter with coming to me, why don't you knock on the door, it's not polite at all." Qin Wuya said angrily.

The name of the little eye is Cai Qian, and the security captain is called Hao Se, since the two of them became village cadres and felt the happiness brought to them by power, they have become more and more rampant.

The two drank too much one day, and Hao Se said drunkly: "Brother Cai, you said that all the people on this earth are dead, and now the whole earth is probably only left with the people of our village, aren't we the last human beings on this earth, don't look at our few people, no matter how few people there are, we also represent the human beings of the earth, in this way, should our village chief, the officer of the village security captain be promoted?" It is more consistent to replace the word village and change it to the word earth. ”

Cai Qian's eyes lit up, and he thought hard for a long time with his braincase full of alcohol, and said excitedly: "This is true, you say this, it's not a problem, now it can be said on the earth that there is only one cottage village left of us, I am the boss of this cottage village, you are the second, and our brothers are the second boss of the earth." ”

Hao Se said again: "Brother Cai, as the boss of our earth, is his identity and status so higher than others. ”

Cai Qian replied: "Of course, now in our village, who dares not to listen to my village chief Cai, no, you can't be called the village chief, you should be called the ball chief." ”

"Brother Cai, that's not necessarily, 99% of the people in the village are obedient, but there are only two people you can't handle, not only are they disobedient, one person's wife is more beautiful than yours, and there is another person who lives much more advanced than you, you don't live up to your name."

Cai Qian came up drunk, and when he heard Hao Se say this, he couldn't help but say angrily: "Who, why don't I know, I'll just think about it, who else!" Who else doesn't take me Cai Qiuchang in his eyes, I'll kill him! ”

"Brother Cai, I'll just say that you have a good heart and a big heart, everyone is kicking their noses and eyes, you haven't taken it seriously, one of the two people who disagree with you the most is naturally Zhao Tiezhu, every time we have a meeting in the village, have you seen him come? Every season's food has never been handed in, the last time I took someone to urge him to pay the food, he kicked us down with both feet, the tail of the second dog was broken, this is simply lawless, he didn't put us in his eyes at all, and his daughter-in-law, you see he looks like a black ball, and the daughter-in-law he married is so beautiful, it's too unreasonable, this Cai Qiuchang you can't compare to him, your daughter-in-law, my sister-in-law, hehe, then don't talk about it. ”

Cai Qian's daughter-in-law is a well-known shrew, and there are some trivial things at home that can't follow her eyes, so she beats Cai Qian to death, Cai Qian hates his daughter-in-law to the core, but he is powerless to resist, when he sees her own legs are frightened, others often laugh at him in front of him, he just laughs at things, for his daughter-in-law, he has no choice but to accept his fate.

"Let's not mention this matter for now, what about the other one?"

"There is also a natural old man Qin Wuya, who is a dead old man, relying on the relationship with Zheng Yinan is iron enough, he has never put our village committee in his eyes, he has a virtue with Zhao Tiezhu in meetings, he has never been here, he doesn't put us in his eyes at all, he lives at home, I won't talk about it, it's even more extravagant and luxurious than the ancient emperors, why, you've seen that robot nanny, she can serve tea and pour water for cooking, you look at that hot body, eighty percent can still ...... Hehe, Qin Wuya's old immortal, he is over seventy years old, what does he want that thing for, it's a waste, don't you say he has something to do with someone? We ordinary people are also two arms and two legs, why can he live such a high-end and high-grade life, Zheng Yinan died in the hands of aliens, I think he is a grasshopper after the autumn, and he can't be happy for a few days, his daughter, tsk, is so beautiful, he hasn't married in his thirties, we earthlings are like this, and it's a waste of resources if we don't get married and have children quickly. ”

"What you said is so reasonable, there are such two people in the village, it is really our henchmen, but these two people are hard bones, it is not easy to get it, Hao Se, I know you have a good brain, do you have any clever plans?" Cai Qian said with a sad face.

"Brother Cai, this matter is easy and tight, we just need to be so ......"

When Cai Qian heard Hao Se's words, he couldn't help but give a thumbs up, and praised in his mouth: "You kid, it's really good, a bad belly, no, a belly of tricks, sure enough, it's not a loss to my Cai Qiu's chief Zhuge Liang, Jiang Ziya." ”

Under Hao Se's instructions, Zhao Tiezhu was quickly arrested by them in the name of destroying unity and collecting wool from Shanzhai Village, and the two tigers went to one of them, these two people did not delay much, and immediately led a group of subordinates to kill Qin Wuya's family in a mighty manner.

Qin Wuya sat on the chair in the living room, he didn't have a good face at Cai Qian, and reprimanded, Cai Qian was not angry, he still smiled, and according to what Hao Se had told him before, he said, "Uncle Qin, what you said is, isn't it urgent for me?" This is in a hurry, and there is a lack of courtesy, I hope you can forgive me. ”

Qin Wuya snorted in his nose, but didn't reply to his words, still playing with the remote control of the hologram in his hand.

"Here's the thing, there are constantly newborns born in the village, and in the past seven years, more than 100 have been added, and if it goes on like this, in a few years, when they grow up and want to marry a daughter-in-law, the house will definitely not be enough to live in, I and Hao Se have summed it up, we should take precautions and build the house for them in advance."

"What do you mean? What does this have to do with me? ”

"Uncle Qin, don't you live in the easternmost part of the village? This should be the east, when we first came, no one knew the east, west, north and south, according to the rise and fall of this artificial little sun, your place should be the easternmost part of the village, we decided to continue to expand to the east of yours, and we will temporarily requisition your house as a temporary office of our village committee, so as not to run back and forth and delay our work efficiency. ”