It is said that after Gu Yi'an cooked the meal, he shouted "serve" to the living room, and was silenced again, and then shouted "eat", or in exchange for a period of silence, he could no longer stand the blow of being ignored, and pushed himself through the threshold of the kitchen with difficulty, crossed the dining room and came to the living room, only to see the two girls on the sofa doing side by side and holding hands together, whispering.

The matter went back half an hour, and after ending the heavy gossip topic, Wu Jianwei began to feel sorry for his test papers, holding the computer and sighing, but he was uneven by Shi Yuelu-

"What's wrong with you?"

"I was abused by the essay topic, Yueyue, help me review the question, you look at this perverted question, what nutmeg whiskers and what loofah vines, I don't know how to write, really, do you say that these college entrance examination propositions don't want us to go to college?"

"Loofah, vine, meat, beans? 15 years of college entrance examination questions? ”

"Yes," in an instant, Wu Jianwei felt that he saw the hope of life, and threw himself on the sofa and hugged Shi Yue's thigh, "Little sister-in-law, help, teach me." ”

"Okay, I'll take a look at the question."

"Please." Wu Jianwei put the computer in both hands and listened to Shi Yue lightly sort out the deep meaning of the question, as if she and she were not seeing the same words. glanced at the question on the screen suspiciously, and then glanced at Shi Yue suspiciously, "Yueyue, you say, what you see with your eyes is the analysis of the topic?" ”

"Eh, why don't I help you sort out how to read the questions?"

"Uh-huh." Wu saw that the slight head was like pounding garlic, and the computer pushed Shi Yue to search for the college entrance examination questions and mock questions over the years, explaining one after another, and Shi Yue also began to be glad that the knowledge in high school was not completely returned to the teacher.

"Shi Yue," at the end of the end, Wu Jianwei affectionately took Shi Yue's hand, "Leave Gu Yi'an." ”

"Huh?"

"With me, let's swim in the ocean of composition together." Without waiting for Shi Yue to refuse, he opened his hands and planned to strike first, taking advantage of Gu Yi'an's foot injury and holding Shi Yue to run, as long as she ran fast enough, he couldn't catch up. However, the plan was very good, and it was interfered with before it was implemented-

Gu Yi'an stretched out his hand to hold Wu Jianwei's little hand, and held it fiercely, as if he had exhausted all his strength, and didn't look at Wu Jianwei's deformed expression in pain, and asked with a straight face, "What did you say?" ”

"You're scratching me, just kidding." Wu Jianwei resisted, but she couldn't break free of Gu Yi'an's hand until she was dragged off the sofa, or thrown off the sofa. Angry and unwilling, he raised his head and glared at Gu Yi'an, but he saw a pair of even more gloomy eyes, if he said that his eyes were angry when she missed and threw the pillow into Shi Yue, it should be ten times more angry at this moment to crush her bones and ashes.

Wu Jianwei didn't know why Gu Yi'an looked at her like this, and was stunned for a moment before remembering that his first love abandoned him because he fell in love with a woman.

suddenly didn't know how to admit his mistake, maybe for him, teasing him, he could still return the salute for three points; The girl who molested him must be cut down to the roots.

Subconsciously asked Shi Yue for help, but saw Shi Yue smiling and stretching out a hand at Gu Yi'an, looking like she wanted to hug her, "If you don't come again, I'm going to be snatched away." ”

One sentence stunned the two of them and resolved a conflict, and in an instant, Gu Yi'an woke up from his memories and instinctively caught Shi Yue's hand, as if he had crossed time, and said something to tease you after that person said that he liked women.

Holding his hands and clasping his fingers, Shi Yue felt that Gu Yi'an was relieved after returning to normal, standing from a homosexual point of view, she understood his anger just now, thinking that he was taking Wu Jianwei's joke as a real confession, thinking that he thought that his niece and sister would also follow in his footsteps and embark on a sparsely populated road of no return. I know what kind of pressure I need to endure on such a road, and because I understand it, I am so strict, and I don't want people close to me to approach, which is understandable.

It's just that, after all, she only guessed a result correctly, the beginning and the process, she didn't know as much as Wu Jianwei on the ground.

Gu Yi'an stepped forward and hugged Shi Yue, and the moment he got up, he was awakened by the pain in his right foot, and his right foot, which could not support his body, was left again, but fortunately, there was a chair behind him, and the instinct of his body made him fall back, fortunately, he saved one foot, but it made him soberly remember that the person in his memory really likes women and really leaves.

After sobering up, Gu Yi'an still held Shi Yue's hand, and with Shi Yue's strength, he pulled the distance between the two, and stretched out his hand to rub Shi Yue's hair, "Are you so easy to fool?" If someone abducts you, you will follow? ”

When Shi Yue heard this, she knew that Gu Yi'an had walked out of her inner depression, and deliberately broke away as if she was angry with him, and he stretched out his hand to Wu Jianwei and pulled her up, "You don't have fish, why can't I go with others?" ”

"Won't I be able to buy it tomorrow?" Saying that, Gu Yi'an beat the mandarin duck and broke up a pair of good sisters, "Grass carp, catfish, osmanthus fish, buy what you want." ”

"I want big whales!"

"Why don't you want a big shark?"

"Hmm...... People want a piece of the sea. ”

"Okay, I'll contract the Atlantic."

"And Antarctica."

"Leave the polar bears alone."

Hahahaha –

Wu Jianwei got up on the coffee table in the laughter of the two of them, and looked at the two of them laughing at a loss, what was going on, didn't you want to criticize her? How did tragedy turn into comedy? Big whales? Polar bear? And Antarctic penguins!

"Hey, what are you laughing at?" Wu Jianwei didn't dare to move again, and fortunately, Shi Yue slapped Gu Yi'an casually, "Bully me into a bad language!" ”

"Do you want an English translation?" Gu Yi'an smiled wickedly and deliberately angered her, it was strange to say, Wu Jianwei's language was very poor, but his English was excellent, as if he was born to study abroad.

"Looking for a fight, aren't you?" Wu Jianwei raised his fist and measured, "Is the meal ready?" ”

"Okay, I've been calling you for a long time, and no one has taken care of me."

"Woo, I'll serve the bowl."

"I forgot to mention, I made a meal for two."

"Why are you like this," Wu Jianwei glanced at Gu Yi'an with disdain, and pretended to look at Shi Yue distressedly, "How can you not cook for your little sister-in-law?" Shi Yue, you see it, this is the essence of this man, there is a tendency to domestic violence, you have to think carefully. ”

Hearing this, Gu Yi'an rolled up his sleeves and greeted Wu Jianwei, "Come on, come on, come here, I'll try your hand at domestic violence first." ”

"Boom, sister-in-law, help."

Shi Yueheng, who was forcibly pulled into the battlefield, smiled between the two of them, laughing inexplicably, "I think it should be your domestic violence against him." ”

"Well, don't talk about people being so violent."

"Oh, violence doesn't deserve you."

"Well, I think so." Shi Yue nodded, echoing Gu Yi'an, remembering that when her princess hugged her, although she was not overweight, she was also a ninety-pound child, well, it was still quite heavy.

"Xiao Yueyue, where are you?" Wu saw that the atmosphere in the air was not right, and his eyes narrowed and he was very vigilant.

"Of course it's on my side." Gu Yi'an took Shi Yue's hand, supported his whole body with his left foot, leaned forward and sat beside Shi Yue, and then dragged Shi Yue into his arms, "Isn't our relationship obvious?" Call sister-in-law! ”

"Heh, Shi Yue told me, you haven't confessed yet, and people haven't promised you yet!" Wu Jianwei was not to be outdone, and he also stretched out his hand and dragged Shi Yue to his side, and did not forget to pull Gu Yi'an's salty pig hand, "Let go, don't pull it." ”

Shi Yue was sandwiched between two people, one left and one crooked, just feeling like two children fighting for sugar, this one said yours gave me an extra piece, and the other said you took more and gave it back to me. Fighting back and forth, she was the swaying sugar, and in the end, the sugar had a temper, and stood up at once in the two of them asked "who do you choose", and put down the sentence "I choose the kitchen", and rushed to the kitchen alone to serve the food.

Wu Jianwei bullied Gu Yi'an's inconvenient legs and feet and made a grimace and quickly followed, and finally caught up with Shi Yue at the door of the kitchen, or Shi Yue stopped and then retreated step by step, as if there was some mutant species in the kitchen.

"What's wrong? Dark cuisine? ”

"Well, almost." Shi Yue refused to enter the kitchen, refusing to look at the soup waiting to be served in the kitchen.

Wu Jianwei followed Shi Yue's gaze, and the dark brown pieces of the finely carved porcelain bowls were pieced together with a piece of beige and white to form a duck blood vermicelli soup.

"Wow, the appearance is not bad, I can't see that this Gu Yi'an still has two brushes."

"Well......" Shi Yue reluctantly admitted that her appearance was good, but unfortunately, it was not her dish, and quietly and secretly pulled the corner of Wu Jianwei's clothes, "Do you have anything you want to eat, I'll make it for you." ”

Unfortunately, he was a step too late, only to see Wu Jianwei take a small soup spoon and secretly taste a mouthful of soup and a piece of duck blood, a little hot but couldn't help but praise "I'll go, this liar, and said that he can't cook." After accusing Gu Yi'an, she reacted that someone behind her called her, and looked back at Shi Yue, "Eh, what did you just say?" ”

Seeing this, Shi Yue shook her head and smiled reluctantly, "It's okay." ”

Wu Jianwei ate a meal satisfactorily, bowl after bowl, two bowls of stomach was still unfinished, his eyes glanced at the soup that had not moved for a while, and he came over with a smile and was killed by Gu Yi'an with a look before she could speak, "Why are you so fierce, hum!" Tsundere rolled her eyes back, and then silently nibbled on steamed buns and ate vegetables.

Gu Yi'an packed up Wu Jianwei and grabbed Shi Yue's steamed buns again, pushed the soup bowl in front of Shi Yue, and knocked it with chopsticks to remind him. He knew she didn't want to drink, so he deliberately divided the bowl but was still refused.

"Can you not drink it?"

"Can't!"

"Fidritable."

"No matter how irritable you are, I'll do this tomorrow."

"You said that you will fish tomorrow, liar, big liar!"

"I ...... After drinking, I'll make you fish tomorrow. ”

"A gentleman's word."

"Whip it up."

Finally, Shi Yue picked up the bowl under the temptation of the fish, and took a sip lightly under Gu Yi'an's attention. There is no chili pepper and there is no salt taste, this is soaked in boiled water, no, tap water, tap water without additives!

"No chili, bad review!"

"Eat the blood clot and then give a bad review."

"I didn't, you didn't say it...... Not...... Yes! …… Not...... Ni Song Kai ......" sentence is intermittent, every time he opens his mouth, Shiyue is fed a piece of duck blood by Gu Yi'an, "No......"

"What's no? Be obedient, finish eating, and replenish your blood. Gu Yi'an didn't give Shi Yue a chance to say no, and started directly, first holding Shi Yue in his arms and surrounding Shi Yue from behind to restrict her freedom, and then bringing the bowl to his mouth and feeding them one by one simply and rudely.

Shi Yue wanted to cry without tears, but she didn't have too many thoughts of struggle, and she couldn't reject Gu Yi'an. In my heart, I refused to close my eyes and pretend that I didn't know what I was eating, as if I was determined to take poison.

Xu Shiyue refused too obediently, and when Wu Jianwei looked up, he just wanted to leave this large-scale dog abuse scene, "Hey, people are still babies, pay attention." ”

However, the person who feeds can't hear it, and the person who is fed can't hear it, and she can't have a name when it's a play of three people. Wu Jianwei took a look at himself, and took a bite of the steamed bun to indicate that he was blind.