Chapter Twenty-Seven------ Killed
Shallot Tofu (evil) squinted his eyes and woke up, finding that he was naked, and was still being held by a woman, he quietly prepared to get out of bed, pushed away the woman's hand, the woman woke up with sleepy eyes, and was about to say something, when he was punched back by Shallot Tofu (evil) and lay down again.
Shallot Tofu (evil) got dressed casually, remembered last night, touched the pocket on his body again, penniless, and then quietly stretched his head to the door, looking out, although it was daytime outside, but it was like night, when the lights were bright, the proprietress was greeting guests.
Shallot Tofu (evil) closed the door and leaned against the door, thoughtful.
If you go out and are found by the boss's wife, you must let him pay, if you find that he doesn't, you will have to eat a hard meal, what should you do? He looked on the bed and saw the woman who was knocked unconscious by himself on the bed, and immediately had a plan, and said to himself in his heart: "The husband has something to do and something not to do." As he spoke, he exchanged clothes and shoes with the woman, but he really didn't expect that the woman's shoes were the same size as the shallots and tofu (evil). I also found some rouge gouache next to the table, and immediately applied it to my face, white and tender, like a big beauty.
He felt that he was almost ready, and hid the woman under the bed, picked up the screen of the woman on the table, and walked out the door, intending to flee and return to the palace.
He was cautiously walking downstairs, but a drunken man crushed him to the ground, shouting "Beauty, beauty." Touching the face of the shallots and tofu (evil), the shallots and tofu (evil) then slapped over, but the man returned it, and slapped the shallots and tofu (evil) too, saying, "Little girl, I'm going to condemn you today." Then he picked up the clothes of the shallots and tofu (evil), and let the shallots and tofu (evil) resist. At the moment of crisis, a heroic and high-spirited young man descended out of thin air, sword in hand.
"I dare to rob peasant women in broad daylight, and today I will do the right thing for heaven." As he spoke, he was about to stab the drunkard, who stood up in horror and rested his sword on his neck.
Everyone with beautiful women gathered around and accused the young man of being nosy.
"Don't look at what kind of place this is, you can't be allowed to go wild here. Beauty, let's go back to our room. A drunken official leaned into the arms of a beautiful woman and said contemptuously to the teenager, then left the crowd and walked to one of the rooms.
Everyone accused the young man of being nosy, only to see that the young man said that it was too late, that time was fast, picked up the sword and pulled the shallots tofu (evil) to the outside of the building, the proprietress with a group of people blocked the door, the young man glared at the proprietress and then put the sword on the ground, he stepped on the sword with the shallots tofu (evil), and said to the shallots tofu (evil): "Girl, sit firm!" Then the sword flew into the air with the two of them, and the shallots and tofu (evil) did not have a strong sense of balance, and they shook and almost fell.
The boy then grabbed the shallots and tofu (evil) with both hands, and they looked at each other as if everything was still.
"Dare to ask this brother, where are we going?" Shallot Tofu (evil) immediately popped up such a sentence in order to dispel the embarrassing atmosphere.
As if the boy hadn't heard, Shallot Tofu (Evil) then said loudly to him.
"Dare to ask where the girl's family lives?" The boy seemed to have come to his senses.
With the sound of "ahhh It turned out that the boy collided with the sword of another masked man who was walking with Edgeworth.
The boy was knocked on the head by a stone, and his body fell on a large tree. The shallots and tofu (evil) fell to the ground. The boy woke up in the middle of the night, climbed from the tree to the ground with a headache, and finally climbed down. He checked the shallots and tofu (evil) and breathing with his hand, and was excited. Then he took off his coat and covered himself with shallots and tofu (evil). He himself lay down on the ground and fell asleep.
The young man woke up early in the morning and found that the shallots and tofu (evil) had not woken up yet, so he anxiously carried the shallots and tofu (evil) to the front to find the doctor.
He walked a long way and found an ordinary family in front of him, tired and thirsty, he came here with a shallot, tofu (evil) on his back.
"Anyone? Anyone? The boy knocked on the door.
A yin and yang old woman came out.
"Old man, can you ask for a glass of water?" The young man said sincerely to the old woman.
"Come in." The old woman led the boy into the room, and the boy put the shallots and tofu (evil) on a bed close to him, and then sat down on the chair by himself.
The old woman brought a glass of water, soaked in red spiders, centipedes, and crickets, and brought it to the young man with a smile.
"Don't drink, don't drink," the young man said with a scared smile when he saw this, his legs shaking vigorously.
The old woman took the cup, and no matter how much the young man resisted, she poured it into his stomach one by one, and after a while the young man became a demon, licked his hands, and said to the old woman, "Master, master"
"Okay, okay, I'll call you one hundred poisons in the future," the old woman said insidiously.
"Hundred poison tea has finally seen the light of day, hahahahaha." The old woman then turned into a tiger-headed witch, laughing heartily, and she went over and licked the shallots and tofu with her tongue.
"It's so beautiful, it makes my hands itch." As he spoke, he threw himself at the shallot tofu (evil), and at the critical moment, the soul of the blue jellyfish demon regained control of the mind of the shallot tofu (evil), slapped the demon girl, stood up and walked out of the door expressionlessly.
"It's not that easy to leave." The witch closed the door with a magical force.
Then dragged the shallots, tofu (evil) and the hundred poisons disappeared.
"Your Majesty, come after me, come after me." A group of concubines shouted at the shallots and tofu (evil).
Shallot Tofu (Evil) ran blindfolded and hugged one of the concubines.
He lifted the cloth, but he didn't expect that it was indeed a skeleton in his arms, and the shallot tofu (evil) ran away for his life, and the skeleton chased after him.
The skeleton still grabbed the shallot, gnawed off the arm of the shallot, and nibbled towards the neck.
"Let go of me, let go of me" Shallot Tofu (evil) shouted as he bit his skull and lost a tooth.
Later, after the skeleton ate the shallots tofu (evil), he changed his body and became shallots and tofu (evil), wearing a yellow robe.