Chapter 132: Deadpool who broke the dimensional wall
Naturally, it was impossible for the screamers to say that they missed him, but they directly opened their mouths to bite the prey in front of them.
At this moment, I heard a sharp whistling!
The screamer who opened his mouth and wanted to bite off Deadpool's head suddenly tilted to the side!
An arrow pierced the back of its beak and fell to the ground.
Then there was the sound of tires moving at high speed on the gravel, and Deadpool turned his head to see a figure on a skateboard rushing towards him.
"Oh! Skateboarder! Hey! Did you come to deliver me the newspaper? Our community is full of kids like you who deliver newspapers on skateboards! ”
Deadpool is still teasing Hao Qiao.
Hao Qiao, however, took his bow and arrows again, and quickly shot another screamer who wanted to bite Deadpool.
"I'm here to pick up my future employees."
Hao Qiao stepped on the skateboard and rushed directly to Deadpool, raised his hand to pick up the remaining upper half of his body, and then drove the skateboard with all his strength, rushing towards the direction of the town as fast as possible.
At this time, the sky has basically darkened, and it can be easily seen, and in the distance of a kilometer, there are a large number of lights lit up, which can be described as brightly lit.
The screamers behind them screamed frantically and chased after Hao Qiao, but they could only eat dust at the speed of skateboarding.
And Deadpool, who was held in Hao Qiao's hand, was chattering at Hao Qiao: "Hey! Buddy! We're meeting for the first time, right? Why would I be your future employee? Isn't that right? Are you actually a fan of mine? ”
As he spoke, Deadpool raised his hands to cover his mouth, his eyes wide open, and his face was surprised.
In this regard, Hao Qiao directly chose to ignore it, but looked at Deadpool who had almost regenerated his next . Half. Body, let himself stand in the second half of the skateboard, he didn't want to carry this guy all the time.
But as a result, Deadpool just stood in the back, and before Hao Qiao could speak, this guy directly held Hao Qiao's waist with both hands, and said affectionately: "You jump, I jump!" ”
The audience in the live broadcast room didn't understand this root, but Hao Qiao directly sank a face.
What the hell, are you on the Titanic?
"Your mouth is really powerful."
Although he had been mentally prepared, Hao Qiao couldn't help but sigh.
But Deadpool didn't answer Hao Qiao's words, but turned his head and looked at the 'camera' and complained: [This kid didn't complain just now. I'm down. Half. The body is gone, why can the belt still be worn. Did the author forget this line when he was writing a paragraph? And also! I'm Deadpool big. Ye is the strongest mercenary, you actually want me to work hard in a firm? Don't think I didn't peek at your outline! Right! It's you! Now I'm coding the author of my line! 】
"Who were you talking to?"
Hao Qiao heard Deadpool, who was looking at the air talking nonsense behind him, and asked with a puzzled face.
When Deadpool heard this, he directly looked back at Hao Qiao and said seriously: "This is no longer the universe I was in before, right?" ”
Hao Qiao listened to Deadpool's words, and was a little surprised that he was able to find out about this matter so quickly.
But then he remembered Deadpool's other famous ability, and suddenly looked at Deadpool with some sudden realization and said, "You still have the ability to break through the dimensional wall?" Were you ...... just now?"
Hao Qiao's words were only halfway through, and Deadpool turned his head directly to look at the 'camera' with a sneaky look. touched it, pointed to Hao Qiao in front of him, and laughed quietly: [This kid is not stupid, his reaction speed is quite fast. I don't know if he will collapse to suicide when he finds out that he is a character in a novel. Hey, hey, hey! Oh! By the way, I would like to state that when I speak to you readers, I use the middle bracket that is the symbol '[]'. It's the same as me in the comics, when I talk to you three-dimensional people, the dialog box is yellow. ”
Deadpool does look like it's sneaky. There was nothing wrong with the touch, but Hao Qiao was standing in front of him, where could he not hear the conversation between Deadpool and the three-dimensional reader.
Seeing the other party's appearance, Hao Qiao shrugged his shoulders directly and disappreciatively, and said, "If you want to use this matter to make me collapse, you can give up, Wade." I am the host of the Great Cosmic Consciousness and know a lot about the multiverse. All universes have radiation effects on each other. ”
"I think, therefore I am, I have my own ability to think, which means that I do exist. And who can confirm that the world of fiction in which I live is not a real world. And the author who is writing a novel outside is not influenced by our world, so what is the inspiration? It's like you, a guy, know that you are a virtual character, and you live a chic and comfortable life? ”
"Oh! What a surprise you have! Hey! It's the first time I've seen someone like you who can accept this identity so calmly! You're a funny kid! Even the big bald head named Professor X. can't accept this fact, it seems that we can get along very well! ”
Deadpool listened to Hao Qiao's words and seemed very happy, constantly patting Hao Qiao's shoulder in front of him.
As he spoke, without waiting for Hao Qiao to continue asking his questions, Deadpool said directly in fragments: "Hey, listen." I know what you're coming to me for, to get me to join the firm, right? And the reason why I came to you from my Marvel Universe is only because of that hellish plot need. If this is the case, it will be impossible for me to resist. ”
"Because this is your home turf, I have to join your firm anyway, or the author will probably remove my character from the book. So, although I'm going to join you there's nothing wrong with that. But I'm still a mercenary after all, than I am. It's okay to work, I have to get paid what I deserve. ”
Listening to Deadpool's own logic behind him, the corners of Hao Qiao's mouth twitched, looked at the town in front of him, and replied: "There must be no problem with the remuneration, in fact, our firm is also commissioned." In the future, if you receive a commission, I will definitely give you the remuneration you deserve, and I will also give you a fixed salary every month. What do you think, how about 50,000 yuan a month? ”
"Oh! Fifty thousand! Do you want to recruit a popular and powerful person for only 50,000 yuan to work for you? ”
"And how much do you want?"
"At the very least, it needs 500,000 yuan a month!"
"There is not so much money, 100,000 at most."
"No, no, no! 100,000 is not enough for me to go out for a chic trip, give me 400,000, it can't be less! ”
"200,000, that's it."
After Hao Qiao finished speaking, he didn't pay attention to Deadpool's feelings, and made a decision so readily.