"Listen to me, my name is shallots tofu (positive), shallots shallots, tofu of tofu. Secondly, I'm not a girl, but a genuine, upright man, do you understand? Shallot Tofu (Zheng) clenched his fists as he said to them.

"This fist is so cute, everyone touch it, it's really more tender than a baby's hand." A woman with a particularly big face and five shallot tofu (positive) on the body couldn't help but grab the hand of the shalloted tofu (positive), the shalloted tofu (positive) instinctively wanted to avoid it, but was surrounded by a group of strong women, touched his hands and face, and kept asking how to maintain the shallots tofu (positive) and so on.

Shallot Tofu (Zheng) couldn't break free helplessly, and then lay on the bed in despair, looking at this group of strong women, and couldn't help crying: "What the hell is this?" Is there such a bully? ”

An old man who looked a little elegant and touched his beard walked in, and when this group of strong women saw this old man hurriedly walked out of the door, some of them even greeted the old man as they left, "Hello patriarch, good patriarch." ”

When the last strong woman left, she quietly leaned into the ear of the shallots and tofu (Zheng) and said to him, "See you in the grove at five o'clock." Shallot Tofu (Zheng) looked at her ignorantly, she twisted her waist shyly, and left in a hurry, Shallot Tofu (Zheng) was stunned there, not knowing what she was thinking.

"Little girl, they didn't bully you just now." The patriarch smiled slightly and said to the shallots and tofu (zheng).

"Little girl? Patriarch, do you call me a little girl? Shallot Tofu (Zheng) looked at the patriarch in front of him who was big and shallot tofu (Zheng) for several years.

"Isn't it? The old man admits that he has read countless people, and he never makes a mistake. Even though you are dressed in men's clothes, your face and hands can't fool anyone. I really don't understand you young people, what kind of non-mainstream, what kind of women dress up as men, isn't it good? The patriarch said with a slight reprimand.

"But, yes, I'm a man. Lord, Lord, you guys here are too strong. I, my head, I'm so dizzy," Shallot Tofu (Zheng) said and fell on the bed.

"Bastard stuff, come out for me, come out for me." The patriarch shouted viciously.

"Daddy, I've come to see you," said a chubby man, descending from the roof.

"You, look at the good things you have done, how will you inherit the throne in the future." The patriarch said breathlessly.

"Dad, I'm sorry." The man knocked his father to the ground with his fist, laughed sinisterly, and walked towards the shallots and tofu (zheng).

He touched the face of Shallot Tofu (Zheng), held the chin of Shallot Tofu (Zheng) with his hand, closed his eyes and slowly tried to kiss it.

"Stop." The two brothers who saved Shallot Tofu (Zheng) broke into the door and woke the man up.

The man took the shallots and tofu in his arms, approached the bed, and said to the two brothers, "Don't, don't come, or I'll call me daddy." ”

"Your father, wasn't your father knocked out by you? If I hadn't known that the patriarch had excellent medical skills, do you think I would have sent this girl here? Let go" The hunter brother snatched the shallots and tofu (Zheng) from the man's hand, held it in his arms, and the two brothers walked out of here openly.

"You, you wait," the man shouted angrily to the two departing brothers.

"Big brother, do you really want to bring this girl to our house? We have only one bed in our house. The second hunter said to the hunter brother.

"She sleeps in the bed, and we sleep on the ground. It's all for the girl, you know? The eldest brother of the hunter said to the second brother of the hunter.

"Big brother, listen to you." The second brother of the hunter said to the eldest brother of the hunter.

"Big brother, I don't know what happened to the hairy boy who was brought in with this girl and sent to Sister-in-law Wang's house?" The second brother of the hunter said to the eldest brother of the hunter.

"I went to Sister-in-law Wang's house last night to see it, and I heard Sister-in-law Wang say that he was feathered and ascended to immortality." Big Brother Hunter said calmly.

"Oh, no wonder I heard someone shouting that day, "I want to become an immortal, I want to become an immortal", I thought I heard it wrong, but I didn't expect it to be true. What a powerful person, what a hero out of a young man," the second hunter couldn't help but sigh.

"Little brother, big brother will give you a word." Big Brother Hunter said.

"What? Eldest brother? The second hunter said quickly.

"Only envy mandarin ducks, not immortals." Big Brother Hunter blurted out this.

"Does the eldest brother miss his sister-in-law again?" The second brother of the hunter looked at the eldest brother of the hunter and said.

"Hmm. Little brother, find a good girl and marry her. The eldest brother of the hunter patted the second brother of the hunter seriously.

"Big brother, what about the girl? Didn't you carry it? The second brother of the hunter suddenly reacted and said to the eldest brother of the hunter.

"It's strange, I just carried it, it's bad." The hunter brother scratched his head, and then said in a panic.

"Girl, girl," shouted the eldest and second hunter brothers as they walked back.

Shallot Tofu (is) wakes up and finds himself strapped to a comfortable bed. He desperately tried to break free from the rope, but he couldn't untie it.

A strong, drunken man walked in, holding a fat woman in his left hand and his right hand, five times fatter than Shallot Tofu (Zheng), holding one on the left and one kissing Shallot Tofu (Zheng).

Shallot Tofu (positive) instinctively vomited.

He walked up to Shallot Tofu (Zheng), held up the chin of Shallot Tofu (Zheng) with his left hand and said, "My father is the patriarch, and I will also be the patriarch soon, and no one can help me." Little beauty, don't be afraid, my brother is here to accompany you. As he spoke, he pounced on the body of the shallots and tofu (positive).

"Let go of me, let go of me, I said I was a man." Shallot tofu (is) struggling desperately.

The two strong-looking women who followed the man were holding the hand of the shallot, and the other was holding the shallot, and the other was dragging the shallot, so that the shallot, and the tofu could not escape.

"Beauty, stop struggling, it's useless." The man tore off the rope on the shallot tofu and ripped off the coat of the shallot tofu (positive), and at the moment of crisis, the shallot tofu (zheng) bit the man's arm with his mouth, and the man slapped the shallot tofu (positive) with a "ahh

Seeing this, the two strong women came over and helped the man to walk outside.

"If you don't obey for a day, you'll be stuck here for a day. If you don't follow for a lifetime, you don't want to go out for the rest of your life. "The man said viciously to the shallots and tofu (zheng) before leaving.

Shallot Tofu (Zheng) quickly got dressed and ran out of the door like a 100-meter sprint, panting and exhaling. How could this man drag the shallots tofu (zheng) back with one arm and lock the shallots tofu (zheng) in the room. Shallot Tofu (Zheng) shouted "Help, help." But no one responded.

Shallot Tofu (Zheng) lay on the ground in a hurry, remembering some people and things.