Chapter 1: The Evil in America
"Hey, come here, that Vietnamese stick!" A blonde typical American high school student is blocking a skinny little Asian-faced boy in a corner with a few high school students with a wicked smile and forcing him to question.
"Did the runaway people in town do your witchcraft? Well? I heard that you have brought some disasters from your country? ”
"First, Lao Tzu is not Vietnamese!" Although the boy had the upper hand in size, he did not lose his momentum at all, and while holding his schoolbag and retreating, he saw the right moment and smashed the schoolbag towards the tallest American.
Almost instantly, the boy flew and kicked over, and the force of that kick was not small, directly kicking the tallest person out and falling to the ground.
"I'll go, he really knows kung fu!" One of the dark-haired boys yelled, "I told you all, don't fight Asians!" ”
"Second, it's not witchcraft, it's just...," the boy sighed as he looked at the talismans scattered from the smashed bag, "What do you say.... Magic? ”
Seeing the rune paper floating in the sky, the others thought it was some kind of spell and screamed in fright and ran away. The tall blond man saw the rune paper fall on him, and fled with a roll on the ground.
"Damn," Yang Yan scolded himself, "Why are Americans so superstitious, this is all scared?" ”
I ran to a distant relative's place by myself, and I came to the United States to study in high school. I thought it was a little more upscale, but it turned out that it wasn't New York, Los Angeles, or John Private High School in a small state town. It's about the same as in China. It's all the same scum, the credit system is not the same, and there are more tricks, because it is a foreigner and is still discriminated against.
The old American students here especially like to bully Asian students because they have good grades, are nerds, and are thin.
That night, Yang Yan, who was on the street, received a call from his hometown that his uncle, Yang Feng, couldn't go in China and wanted to follow him to the United States to have a look.
Yang Yan "leaned", his uncle is a fool who eats and drinks, I heard that he is either a fortune teller, or he goes to the countryside to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits, and it is useless for him to come to the United States.
Don't... Do the work of Mr. Yin and Yang too? Or fortune telling for foreigners?
"You treat me as a shelter here, Mom, what is he doing here, no one else wants to wash dishes in Chinatown!"
"Then what else can I do, as soon as your grandfather dies, he is so depressed that he can't do it, and your grandmother is anxious in her eyes. You should do well, and take your uncle to relax. Otherwise, the doctor said that he would get ..... What kind of depression do you. Mom said emotionally on the other end of the phone, "Anyway, he's also your uncle." ”
"I'm renting a loft here, how can I still live here?" Yang Yan himself was also very depressed, he was telling the truth. After Yang Yan finished making a phone call on the street, he turned around and bumped into a woman.
Yang Yan was taken aback, he had never seen a face like that!
The miserable white face, the white tendons on the forehead are extremely clear, and the woman's blue-black eye sockets set off the whites of her eyes, looking inexplicably oozing. At this time, the woman stared at Yang Yan, showing her teeth gloomily, revealing a stiff smile, without emotion.
She smiled, and the blood flowed from her mouth.
The woman screamed, and pounced on Yang Yan to bite Yang Yan, Yang Yan reacted too aggressively and kicked the woman's forehead, but she didn't expect to kick the woman's head crookedly, and the woman moved her joints like a puppet, and she didn't seem to feel pain.
Yang Yan hurriedly took out the rune paper, bit his middle finger, and thought for a while, this is the United States... I don't know if it's useful.
However, the small town in the United States is not as good as China, and no one comes at night at all, and if you don't solve it yourself, you may not be able to protect yourself.
Seeing that the woman was crooked her neck, sneering and about to pounce, Yang Yan immediately kicked her to the ground, and put one knee against the woman's throat.
Seeing that the woman's eyes were blank, Yang Yan understood, "Damn, it's evil again!" He used the blood of his middle finger to wipe the woman's seven orifices, recited a few words, and pasted the talisman paper on her eyes and covered it firmly.
Yang Yan himself covered the woman's eyes with his hands, covering them on the rune paper, he thought about it, and began to read the Bible in his mouth.
The woman was still struggling, insulting Yang Yan with an unclean mouth, cursing him to hell, and finally said, "Everyone in this town should go to hell!" Their assembly is Satan's summons! ”
"Amen." Yang Yan gritted his teeth and finished reading.
"Hmm!" The woman was pressed against her throat by Yang Yan's knee, and finally couldn't scold, and she almost fainted because of a feeling of suffocation.
At the same time as she was unconscious, in front of Yang Yan, drops of blood appeared.
Yang Yan looked up in panic, it was a person holding his neck and the blood soaked his shirt, he was almost speechless, "Help me... Call.... Ambulance, please. ”
The police and the doctor arrived at the same time, and under the dim sky, only the lights of the vehicles illuminated the empty street. One after another, the residents of the town gathered. The police are still explaining to the crowd of onlookers, "It's not the devil coming, residents, stay calm.... This could be a new type of infectious disease, you know? Don't spread the word! ”
This... It's already the third one.
Yang Yan knew that there were occasional rumors in the school that it was witchcraft performed by Yang Yan from China. But Yang Yan didn't understand what was wrong with these people, according to the forensic doctor, these attackers would all bite and eat people's necks like crazy, and their own joints had been dislocated or twisted, and it was impossible to stand up at all!
"It's you... Did you subdue the attackers? Child? The officer came to him and asked the usual old question, "Do you see anyone else around here?" ”
Yang Yan shook his head, others thought he was scared stupid, but they didn't know that Yang Yan was quietly staring at the crowd, he was looking at everyone's faces.
"Didn't find it... It's weird.... "When Yang Yan was in the countryside with his grandfather before, he had learned about the evil spirit, and when he was entangled by evil spirits, he was afraid that the evil spirits would follow him and possess the next person.
Even by looking at the face, you can tell if the person who is haunted by evil is not a person who is about to die.
I didn't expect to come to the United States, and I was still dealing with these things. After all, in the early years, I helped my classmates drive away villains at school and was called a magic stick for a semester.
A few days later, Yang Yan received his uncle, Yang Feng. In fact, his little uncle is very young, but he doesn't like to clean himself up, and he thinks he looks like an old man. However, at the airport, as soon as he saw Yang Yan, Yang Feng burst into laughter: "Damn, you kid looks really foreign!" It's so different when you open a foreign meat! it! ”
"Don't be so vulgar when you speak, you came to the United States, did you learn some English?"
"Yes, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening."
"Why don't you learn it," Yang Yan looked at his uncle's excited look that he hadn't seen the market, he was still looking left and right, where did he seem to be depressed, "What, I heard that you are going to be depressed in your hometown?" ”
"Wow, that foreigner is so tall!" Yang Feng took out his mobile phone to take pictures, but was stopped by Yang Yan embarrassedly, "Don't shoot randomly!" Here, you are the foreigner! There are foreigners everywhere, and I'm tired of seeing them! ”
"Well, do you have any big blond chicks at your school? It's like... That's in the movie. Yang Feng hurriedly put Yang Yan's shoulder, leaned up, and asked shamelessly, "I heard that high school dating is allowed abroad!" ”
Yang Yan sighed, and still took his uncle to his rented house, in this state, students are still allowed to drive during the day, and there are car rental shops in the town.
Unexpectedly, at the door of his house, there were already two people waiting for him.
"Hey," Yang Yan felt that the person who came was not good, so he naturally didn't have a good tone, "This is where I live, who are you looking for?" ”
The two men were dressed ordinarily, but one of them, a man with a high nose and a very serious appearance, was wearing a trench coat in the style of a black robe, which was still more conspicuous. The other is a woman and looks lively.
The woman introduced herself and said that her name was Megan, and the man was a priest named Joshua.
Yang Feng hadn't seen it, so he hugged his luggage and asked nervously, "Are they here to arrest you?" Are you like the international student in the news, who deceived the little girl? ”
"Leave it to me, why don't you get in there and put your luggage!" Yang Yan's temper was not good in front of his uncle, Yang Yan asked Megan, "Okay, Miss Megan, what are you and this priest looking for me?" ”
"At night, a passing student took a video of you subduing the evil spirit, and we watched it." Megan pulled out her phone, "He didn't put it online." The priest has also tried to subdue those evil spirits, but unfortunately it has not worked much, so if you can help, the priest and I are willing to pay you... It's like an exorcist. The exorcist we hired was the one who was attacked that night, and you saved him, and they said the town was cursed. ”
Megan sighed, she didn't seem to understand, "I don't know why, these evil spirits are starting to find hosts again, and the priest and I don't know the identity of the evil spirits, so we don't know where to start." ”
"I don't care about this, how much do you pay me? I'll just do the work. Yang Yan happened to be worried that there was no rent to pay this month.
Father Joshua whispered a few words to Meghan, and Meghan smiled helplessly, "Okay, we'll pay you handsomely, but I hope you be a good exorcist." After all, you're a child, and we can't guarantee your safety. Of course, we've looked up your information, and you've dealt with a demonic possession before. ”
"Thanks, but we're not called exorcists." Yang Yan doesn't know what he should be called, Taoist? Divine sticks? Mr. Yin and Yang? At this time, Yang Feng came out of the room, holding a bag of potato chips, "Dry!" Nephew! I've never seen this in China, it's delicious! ”
", potato chips are everywhere and you're going to never eat them!" Yang Yan introduced to Megan, "That's my uncle and my partner, well... In Chinese, it is called Yang Feng, yang. ”
"The name is good, and the people look good." Megan watched with interest as Yang Feng munched on potato chips.
"Wow, nephew, that foreign beauty seems to like Lao Tzu!" Yang Feng looked at Megan even more excitedly, "What are they talking about?" ”
When Meghan and the priest left, Yang Yan said, "Congratulations, as soon as you come to the United States, you will have a job." Will you exorcise evil spirits? ”
Unexpectedly, as soon as Yang Yan said this, Yang Feng's eyes changed, became a little darker, and it was obvious that the whole person was silent. After a long time, Yang Feng smiled lightly again, "Okay, OK, you see that your uncle still speaks English in his daily conversations." Isn't it just to exorcise evil spirits, I am called Zhong Kui and Wu Yanzu in the village! ”
"Then you have to memorize the Bible, the demons here are afraid of that thing, just like our Buddhist scriptures." Yang Yan pulled his uncle into the house, closed the curtains, and turned on the lights.
On the wall is the information collected by Yang Yan himself, "Assemblies and curses.., uncle, the evil spirits in this town, just like we say, are the evil spirits in China." Well, possessed some people, but the rune paper for exorcism here is not very useful. Because the evil spirits mentioned here are to know the name and identity of the ghost, as well as the blood of the exorcist. It seems that the blood of those of us who learn yin-yang magic is also useful. ”
"Wow, there's evil here?" Yang Feng heard Yang Yan say this, and his attention was still on the snack bags with English written on them, "Cool, open some foreign meat!" With that, he opened another bag of potato chips.
"Yes, I happened to encounter the third one that night, but I heard from the old woman in the church that there had been a demon in this town before, and it was because of a certain nun that she succeeded in exorcizing demons, but the nun only said that she wanted the people of the town to atone for their sins, and did not want to say too much."
"It's really different from what we encountered in China, what do they say atonement for?"
"I'm looking into this." Yang Feng said.
"They only found you today, how do you have all this information?" Yang Feng finally found the problem.
"Hmph, because I also solved the first evil spirit attack on people, and that person was my geography teacher's mother. She heard that I had exorcised evil spirits in China, and she also paid me to investigate. Yang Yan smiled proudly, "How about it, I'll take double money." ”
Later, Yang Yan said, "It's just that the first case of evil spirit possession, I didn't use rune paper, I tried it that night, but it didn't have much effect." The first one I submitted by brute force and beat him down. ”