"Ahh.......h The child's father was pacing back and forth in a melancholy place.

It was daytime, but somehow it turned into night. In a trance, I saw a group of shallots and tofu essences walking to his door one after another and putting congratulatory gifts. After a while, it was dawn again.

"The child was born. It's a boy. The midwife inside shouted. The child's father walked in excitedly, hugged the child in his arms, saw his sweaty wife, saw the cry of the newborn child, and was full of happiness. The midwife saw the happy family of three quietly go out.

The child's mother and his father were discussing what to name the child, when a Taoist priest came in and said, "The shallots and tofu are ------ clear," and then disappeared. When the child's father and his mother were puzzled, two people who claimed to be immortals came in (1 onion fairy, 1 tofu fairy) (pretending to be older, they were the elders of the small onion spirit clan and the elder of the tofu spirit clan). "The child should be called shallot, look at the green patch outside the door, isn't it a sign," said the onion fairy. "The child should be called tofu, you look not far from the door, it is very dazzling, like tofu," the two immortals quarreled, and somehow disappeared.

The child's father and the child's mother discussed in order not to offend, so they decided to give the child a special name: shallots and tofu.

Time flies so fast, 20 years have passed in the blink of an eye, and the shallots and tofu have grown from a baby who fell to the ground to a promising young man. One day, Shallot Tofu was playing with his friends Shallot (Shallot Essence) and Tofu (Tofu Essence) in his room, "Good son, come out quickly, the Taoist has come to see you again," the child shouted his mother.

Shallot Tofu came out, and friends Shallot and Tofu were ready to eavesdrop. I saw that the Taoist chief took out a treasure from his pocket: QQ penguin. "If you can play the treasure of QQ penguin properly, it can be said that as long as you want to pass the message to someone, the message can be said to be instantaneous and direct, which is called "thousands of miles of sound", do you want to learn shallots and tofu?" said the Taoist.

"Dao Chief, I want to learn, what a great baby," Shallot Tofu said. And my friend Cong was not convinced, and used magic to destroy the QQ penguin, but as soon as my friend used magic, I didn't expect that the QQ penguin could speak." It hurts, it hurts......" shouted the QQ penguin.

"He is actually doing something here, and he hasn't shown up yet," said the Taoist chief. So he took the magic weapon and went straight to the shallots and tofu room.

"Dao Chief, they are all my good friends, there is no malice, Dao Chief, you dissipate your anger, I will pour you a cup of tea" Shallot Tofu said as he tugged on the sleeve of Dao Chang's coat. Shallot Tofu spoke, and Shallot and Tofu had fled. By the time the chief opened the door, they were gone.

"Good son, what did you just say to the Taoist, I can't understand how I listen, is there a monster in our family? . . . The child's mother said, and the child's father was also muttering to himself, frightened and uneasy.

"You don't have to worry, if Shallot Tofu can make good use of the treasure of QQ penguin, as long as the monster comes to attack, I will be able to arrive as soon as I receive the news," the Taoist chief said.

"Why don't you kneel down and worship the Taoist as a teacher, why are you stupid," the child's mother said.

"My shallots tofu worship the Taoist as a teacher today, I must learn my skills well, act chivalrous and righteous, and live up to the expectations of the Taoist and my parents, the Taoist please accept my worship" The shallots tofu knelt down and said to the Taoist.

"Hurry up, you and I are destined to be fateful, I will accept your apprentice, and I will go to the famous Luan Peak in the back mountain on time tomorrow at noon," the Taoist chief said.

"Okay, Dao Chief, I'll be there on time," Shallot Tofu said.

"Oh, what did you just call me," the Taoist chief said in a serious manner.

"No, it's Master, hehe, I'll be there on time, Master," Shallot Tofu said happily.

"Yes, yes, it's a good seedling, it's just ......," the Taoist chief said again and again, laughing as he spoke, and walked out.

Night soon fell and people rested. "Three watches in the middle of the night, be careful of the candles," the guy on duty shouted, shouting as he walked.

"It's strange to say, when I was born, the Taoist chief came, and now I came to visit the child, and the child was born when it was also a vision from the sky, the onion fairy and the tofu fairy appeared, I still saw it for the first time, but I was scared, I really don't know if the child is a blessing or a curse, the child and his father you have an idea, I am a woman and a Taoist ......" The child's mother whispered to the child's father in the room, for fear that the child would hear.

"In my opinion, you said that when our child was born, he would speak in a few days, and this is the first time I have seen him. Later, I wanted to send him to the school a few days ago, when you went out to buy vegetables, who knew that he looked reluctant, in short, this was for his good, so I planned to forcibly get him to the school, who knew that the door of our house was like an evil at the time, and it couldn't be pushed open, like a barrier, it scared me stupid, and I didn't dare to tell you, and then I didn't mention the matter of letting him go to school......... Hey, it's a blessing or a curse, it's a curse that can't be avoided, let it be," said the child's father.

"I don't care so much, in short, he is a piece of meat that I conceived in October, no matter what, I must teach him to be an adult, now let him learn some skills from the Taoist, and then I will quietly send him to the school in a few days, how can I do it without going to school, you look at the neighbor's Zhang San, people went to the school early at the age of three, and besides, our child will talk within a few days after birth, if he takes it to the school, he may become a genius now. Can't let the child lose at the starting line, although our family is poor, we can't be poor for a lifetime, our family has a total of such a child, you don't feel sorry for me," the child said quietly.

"Didn't I have no money at that time, and besides, the child went to school at such a young age, I was afraid that the child's creativity would be wiped out, and a happy childhood should have been carefree, you see that although our generation didn't read the books, didn't they still live a good life...... "The child's father said.

"Yes, this is why our ancestors were poor for three generations, I was a maid in the government when I was young, and then I found that those young masters were assigned to a good gentleman at a very young age to teach them to learn knowledge and learn to be a man, I thought that if one day I have a child, I must also let him go to school, although our family is poorer, but will not be poor all his life, which is why the poor are poorer, the rich are richer, and the child is reluctant to be a wolf is not ......" the child's mother said.

"I like to go with the flow, read when my child should read, and play when he can....... his father said.

"Anyway, it's useless to say anything now, forget it, I'll take him to the academy in a few days, and I'm sure he'll like it." The child said.

"All right," said his father.

Then they both fell silent and fell asleep after a while.