Chapter 162: Sabre Rattling
Xiao Wu said to me, "He's just a snake, but it's developing faster." I guess it's also a genetic variant. ”
Now there is no need to guess, the people in the village below must have already knelt.
Wan Kun wandered around the sky for a while, and then drilled back along the hole he had rushed out. It fell to the ground and coiled in a circle.
The originally spacious room became crowded in an instant.
"Hey, big brother! You're my new parent. I've never been so cool. Wan Kun grinned from time to time, his smile was really ugly than crying.
At this time, Xiao Wu said to Wan Kun, "Wan Kun, who are you scaring with this big body?" Hurry up and take on a human form."
After hearing Xiao Wu's words, Wan Kun nodded, and turned into a big fat man, with a fat head and big ears... But his facial features have become very exquisite.
But no matter how delicate it is, it's all a fat man, and it's very greasy to look at.
"Wan Kun, you can't be more handsome." Xiao Wu protested dissatisfied.
Wan Kun touched his face and said embarrassedly, "Aren't you handsome?" ”
"Handsome is handsome, but a little fatter."
"Yaoyao, don't be too demanding. It's not that you don't know that we can't become what we want to become. Alas, I have been sealed here for so long, and the people here are serving with delicious food and drink, how can I not get fat. Wan Kun said to us helplessly.
Xiao Wu nodded, and then said, "Okay, you can stay here." Remember my dad's words, don't be a little girl from the Huo Huo family. ”
Wan Kun looked at me with some confusion and said, "You have to go." ”
We nodded at Wan Kun, and then said, "That's right, we'll leave here tomorrow." ”
"Where are you going?" Wan Kun asked me with some excitement.
I said to Wan Kun, maybe go back to Muyang. Or go to Qi's house...
After Wan Kun heard my words, he greeted Xiao Wu. The god babbled a few words in Xiao Wu's ear, and Xiao Wu also said something in his ear.
After listening to Xiao Wu's words, Wan Kun Yang shook his fat body and said to me, "Big brother, can you bring Uncle Ben one." Uncle Ben is tired of staying here, and he also wants to go to the big city to see and see. In other words, the beauties of big cities are all smart. ”
Well, when Wan Kun spoke, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and his face looked confused. It's really underwhelming...
But I was overjoyed that he made this request. I agreed without thinking about it, if there is a pervert like Wan Kun by my side... Wo Cao, I'm not blowing... I can really walk sideways.
Xiao Wu said to Wan Kun, "Wan Kun, have you forgotten the original incident?" If it weren't for my dad last time, your life would be gone. Don't you remember to eat or fight? ”
After Wan Kun heard Xiao Wu's words, he smiled awkwardly, and then said, "I won't be this time." Rest assured, I will restrain myself. ”
Xiao Wu then said to me, "Hey, ugly bastard, you have to think about it." Wan Kun is lustful and greedy for wine. Follow you, and the designation will inevitably cause you trouble. Do you know how he was sealed over here? ”
I shook my head.
Xiao Wu told me. At that time, Wan Kun also turned into a human form and wandered around the world, and secretly slept with a leader's junior, and was discovered by that leader. As a result, he also beat up the leader.
That leader was very powerful in the local area, and he gathered a lot of people at that time, and he wanted to beat Wan Kun. Although Wan Kun can fight, he can't bear so many people. As a result, Wan Kun was beaten in a hurry, and finally turned into his original form and killed several people.
At that time, there was such a monster, and the police and armed police were quickly dispatched, and Wan Kun had the brains to not get along with the police, so he just fled to southern Xinjiang.
There is a rule in southern Xinjiang, that is, all spirits cannot leave southern Xinjiang. Although many spirits will sneak out in human form and go around the world, no one dares to show the prototype like Wan Kun.
After such a big incident, Wan Kun fled to southern Xinjiang. After the lord of Southern Xinjiang learned of this, in order to ensure that the other spirits in Southern Xinjiang were safe and sound, he prepared to kill Wan Kun.
The lord of Southern Xinjiang knows very well that the reason why the spirits in Southern Xinjiang can survive is that the two sides are at peace with each other and maintain a delicate balance. If there is no such balance, then although there are 100,000 mountain gods here, there are only a few giant beasts like Wan Kun. The mountain god here is definitely no match for human missiles...
Wan Kun fled everywhere in southern Xinjiang, like a rat crossing the street. Later, it was the lord of southern Xinjiang who personally caught Wan Kun, and originally wanted to kill the chickens and monkeys, but at this time, Xiaowu's father came out to save Wan Kun's life.
The lord of southern Xinjiang still gave Xiaowu's father some face and saved Wan Kun's life. But to seal Wan Kun in the mountains here... Xiao Wu's father also agreed.
Wan Kun has been here ever since.
Hearing Xiao Wu finish telling Wan Kun's story, I hurriedly said to Wan Kun, "Okay, a person who won't cause trouble, not a good person." ”
This was taught to me by Qi Xiaotian at the beginning, and in this story, I also knew that Wan Kun was at least not a bad person, although he was lustful, he was only a junior who slept with someone, not his wife. It shows that he is colorful, but he still insists.
After hearing my words, Wan Kun seemed to have found a confidant, hugged my shoulders, and said with a smile, "Hey, good brother, good brother!" ”
Xiao Wu seemed to be annoyed by our appearance, and flew in front of the two of us at once, pecked us a few times with his mouth dissatisfied, and then said, "Wan Kun, you really don't remember to eat." ”
"Xiao Wu, don't worry. As long as Wan Kun doesn't show his body, there will be no problems. "I said to Xiao Wu, I am now going to mobilize all the forces that can be mobilized.
Wan Kun's face was full of fat, and he giggled and said, "Yaoyao, you can rest assured." This time it must be convergent, and I'm saying that you're not here either. You can look at me, too, don't you? ”
Seeing that we both said this, Xiao Wu sighed helplessly and said to me, "Oops... Whatever you want. Anyway, if something happens then, there won't be a dad of mine who will come out to save you. ”
"Don't worry. Eat a trench to grow a wisdom, and follow the big brothers. Maybe I've made a lot of progress, no? Wan Kun smiled even more...
After Xiao Wu heard Wan Kun's words, he didn't stop him. So the three of us went down the hill to the stockade. Sure enough, the great wizard led a group of villagers and knelt down to the sky.
There is obviously not a single fart in the sky, and the Thunder Tiger has also come out. Obviously, Wan Kun made too much movement just now.
Wan Kun said with some embarrassment: "Wasn't the movement a bit big just now?" ”
Xiao Wu said teasingly, "It's okay, it's okay, it's not very big." However, the Lord of the Southern Frontier, I am afraid that you already know that you have broken from the seal. ”
Hearing the words Lord of Southern Xinjiang, Wan Kun's face became very ugly, and he said to me, "Big brother, when can we go." ”
I said to Wan Kun, at least I have to wait for tomorrow.
Wan Kun pondered for a moment and said, "Then I can't go early tomorrow morning." ”
I know that he is afraid that the Lord of the Southern Frontier will come to him. I can't help but be very curious about the Lord of the Southern Frontier, what kind of person is a person who is afraid of even a giant beast like Wan Kun.
Seeing us come out, Lei Laohu said to me a little nervously, "Feng Xiao, where have you been?" ”
Without waiting for me to answer, Lei Laohu looked at Wan Kun, and then his face immediately became nervous.
Then he pulled me behind him and whispered to me, "Who is this person?" ”
"A friend, a friend." I said with a smile. Because Wan Kun asked me to help him keep it secret before he went down the mountain.
Lei Laohu heard my words and asked me, "Friend? Where did the friends come from. ”
I smiled at Lei Lao Hu and said, "Brother Lei, don't worry." This friend is just like you, someone I can trust. ”
"How? You seem to have some opinions about me. Wan Kun found that Lei Laohu's face was a little wrong, so he arrogantly pointed at Lei Laohu and said.
Lei Laohu obviously wouldn't buy Wan Kun's account, and said to Wan Kun, "That's right, your feeling is very accurate." I do have an opinion about you, and it's not small. How to drop? ”
Wan Kun rolled up his sleeves and said to Lei Laohu, "You little rabbit cub, how long has it been since anyone dared to talk to Uncle Ben like this." Let's find a beating..."
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