Chapter 32: Mao Shan Ming (1st Update)
"Salute first, then soldiers, listen carefully." Mao Shanming threw out a handful of paper money, then slapped the table, and a copper coin flew into the air, just on the nail in his hand: "Optimus is a pillar to wear money, and a spirit rune is a town home!" ”
With a brush, the nail with a spirit rune snapped directly into the door.
"Okay, the tonic of the world, the frightening umbrella, the treasure of the underworld, the oil-paper umbrella, I will give it to you." Mao Shan Ming picked up two umbrellas from the side. Throw it all in.
Not to mention, the Tan million family who he bluffed was stunned, in fact, he was a tricked and abducted Taoist priest, who learned a few tricks of the Taoist technique of the three-legged cat, and what he threw into it just now were the two little ghosts he raised, and then the performance began.
"Dao Chief, why hasn't there been any movement?" After more than ten seconds, Tan Million asked.
As soon as he finished speaking, the doors of all the rooms suddenly slammed shut, so frightened that they hurriedly ran to the side, and two umbrellas flew out of the room and crashed into the altar with a loud noise.
"Oops, I've said good things, and paper money has been paid. You don't know how to lift. Mao Shan Ming picked up the peach wood sword and rushed in.
Dabao Xiaobao showed his original form, pretending to be fierce and vicious to fight with Maoshan Ming, and a few minutes later, Xiaobao rushed out and ran after Tan Wanwan's yard.
"Dao Chief, help." Tan Million stumbled on his feet, fell to the ground, and hurriedly called for help.
Maoshan Ming Dynasty took a look outside, and the big fish in his heart was hooked, just gave me a steel hammer, this time it won't make you bleed, it's not my Maoshan Ming's true colors: "Quickly take the money ticket and stick it on his head." ”
"Money tickets?" Tan Million was a little puzzled.
"That's right, there is cinnabar on the money ticket, cinnabar can fix ghosts." Mao Shanming's face was not red and he said breathlessly, he tried this trick repeatedly.
Tan Million suddenly took out a pile of money tickets, took out one and posted it on Xiaobao's head.
"How many pieces do you paste?" Mao Shanming didn't think it was enough, and said again.
"Fifty yuan...," Tan said.
"Fifty dollars is not enough, it takes five hundred." As soon as Mao Shanming's words fell, Xiaobao tore off the money ticket and opened his teeth and claws again.
Tan Million hurriedly replaced it with five hundred taels and pasted it on Xiaobao.
Not long after, Mao Shanming came out of the room: "Finish the work, the rain will be clear, and I promise that you won't have to be moved out of bed by ghosts in the future." ”
Tan Million came back to his senses and felt that something was wrong: "Dao Chief, it doesn't seem right, what we saw is obviously a female ghost." ”
The corners of Mao Shanming's mouth twitched: "This, ghosts, ever-changing, even sex change is possible." ”
Tan Million nodded and asked his subordinates to go in to clean up, but not long after they entered, they all ran out screaming: "Ghost." ”
Tan Wanyi grabbed Mao Shanming, who was leaving, and pushed him in: "Dao Chief, the ghost hasn't been caught yet." ”
Bang, after Mao Shanming entered, the door was closed, and the room was already full of smoke at this moment, and there was a person wearing white clothes not far from Maoshan Ming. A dignified and beautiful female ghost.
"This..."Mao Shan Ming only stepped forward hard.
"Say whatever you want." The female ghost looked at him politely.
"What I want to say is also for others." Mao Shan Ming pointed outside.
"Then you just say it." The female ghost said again.
"People live in the yang world, ghosts live in the yin, why do you want to mess up the yin and yang, so that Tan Wan's family is not at peace?" Mao Shanming asked.
"Hehe, that's because he built the house on my family's graveyard, let me ask, you are always pressed by people, will you be comfortable?" The female ghost said angrily.
"If you are uncomfortable, you will have to be uncomfortable. Isn't it too much? Mao Shan Ming said.
"Not only me, but also my grandfather, my grandmother, my parents, my brother..."
"Don't say it, that's enough." Mao Shanming now finally knows why the nine Taoist priests in front of him were thrown out by ghosts, and he feels that there is a big family of ghosts here. No wonder it's so fierce.
Things have developed to this point, it is no longer for Mao Shan Ming to intervene, he took a deep breath, and when he was about to leave, he suddenly kicked the bell under his feet, and the ghosts in the house heard the bell, and they all covered their ears, with a painful expression.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." Mao Shanming hurriedly apologized and wanted to pick up the bell from the ground, but he didn't expect that because of fear, his body trembled with fright, and the bell shook even more violently, and all these ghosts let out a terrible scream.
Mao Shan Ming hurriedly threw the bell, but something even more tragic happened, he actually smashed one of the ghosts.
Ah, all these ghosts were angry and rushed towards Maoshan Ming.
Mao Shanming took out the gossip mirror from the bag and aimed it at the female ghost, and the gossip mirror emitted a yellow light. knocked it away, and then other ghosts pounced, and after Mao Shan Ming resisted a few times, the poorly made gossip mirror was also broken, and he was caught by a female ghost. Throw it to the side.
Facing the menacing ghosts, Mao Shanming opened the oil-paper umbrella and shouted out Dabao.
As soon as Dabao came out and saw this scene, he was so frightened that he wanted to drill into the umbrella again. was grabbed by Maoshan Ming: "You coward, they are all your kind, what are you afraid of?" ”
Only then did Dabao muster up his courage, stepped forward, and saluted the female ghost: "Miss, hello." ”
The female ghost stopped and returned the salute.
Dabao saluted like everyone else: "Hello everyone, aunt." ”
The ghosts also stopped.
"Uncle Ming, they get along very well." Dabao said.
"There's another one there." Mao Shan Ming breathed a sigh of relief, pointed to the middle-aged male ghost on the side and said. He is the most fierce in the present, and if he can be dealt with, he can get out of the way.
Dabao bowed to him: "Uncle, hello..."
Who knew that the ghost didn't buy it at all, and when he got up, he directly overturned Dabao, and the rest of the ghosts all rushed towards Maoshan Ming.
Mao Shanming was thrown out, and the gates were knocked down, and Tan Million saw this posture and hurriedly fled.
I'm afraid that this house will become a ghost house in the future, after Mao Shanming was kicked out, he saw this vast courtyard, and felt a little pity, how good it would be if he was given a place to live, but it was a pity that he didn't have the ability to deal with these ghosts.
"Uncle Ming, what are we going to do next?" Dabao hid behind Mao Shan Ming.
"This town can't stay anymore, let's continue to cheat in another place." Mao Shanming opened the umbrella, put Dabao into the umbrella, and came towards Beicun.
It was also a coincidence that he came. He just entered the village on the night when the horse thieves attacked the village, and the streets were closed and empty, and he wondered in his heart, why was there no one in this village?
When he walked into the inn. Suddenly, countless torches lit up around him, startling him, and before he could react, he was strangled by a man.
"Sneaking into the village in the middle of the night, aren't you a good person? Say. If you don't say it, you are. "It was Xiaolong, the captain of the guards, who strangled Maoshan Ming's neck, and he squatted in the inn with people, thinking that Mao Shanming was a horse thief.
Mao Shanming's neck was strangled and he couldn't speak.
"I think you must have been sent by a horse thief to find out the truth of the village, and if you don't say it, you will be." Xiaolong continued.
"Captain, if you do this again, you'll strangle him to death." The people next to him couldn't laugh or cry.
"Say, if you don't strangle it any longer, it will strangle you to death, if you don't say it, it is." Xiaolong asked again.
"Then you won't let him go. Are you really going to strangle him? The person next to him persuaded, what's wrong with Xiaolong tonight, could it be that he was too nervous when the big war came?
Xiaolong let go of Mao Shanming: "Where did I ask just now?" ”
"Isn't it the same everywhere you ask yourself?" The rest of the people were speechless.
"In that case, don't ask. Let's correct the Fa on the spot. Xiaolong directly pulled out the knife and slashed at Mao Shan Ming's head, Ming's dangling big knife made Mao Shan Ming tremble, I'll go, this village is too terrifying, why didn't I do anything, I'm going to die?
At this moment, Uncle Nine pushed open the door, saw this scene, and blocked the knife: "Is there a mistake, there is no evidence at all, it is too outrageous, right?" ”
"Proof! Search for me. Xiaolong waved his hand, and his subordinates rushed to Mao Shanming's side and began to search his body.
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