Chapter Ninety-Seven: Mimichad
The body of the fire dragon turtle is not as dirty as Chen Fei imagined, but it is extremely clean, the esophagus is an underground passage, red, slightly warm to the touch, and it looks like a red jade paved, which is breathtaking, people who don't know still think that they have entered the red jade mine, and there is no peculiar smell, but there is an indistinct elegant fragrance, which smells refreshing.
Chen Fei secretly thought in his heart: Could it be true as the old bull nose said, monsters for thousands of years or tens of thousands of years will become monsters, their flesh can also be used for medicinal purposes, and the refiner Jin Dan's flesh and bones will be resurrected from the dead, saving the people from the dire situation, although it is a bit exaggerated, but this monster is indeed beyond his own understanding.
There are nine "stone chambers" carved from red jade in the body of the fire dragon turtle. The largest one can accommodate more than a dozen RVs, and the smallest one can comfortably accommodate several people, just like a hotel, this "stone room" should be the stomach of the fire dragon turtle, according to this, its brother has nine stomachs, which is really not an ordinary big appetite.
"Lao Suo! What about kitten heads? In one of them, Chen Fei saw Soli, and his brother was also looking around curiously.
"Stupid brother, are you looking for me? Are you going to give wine......" The white light lit up, and the kitten's head suddenly appeared in the stomach.
"Damn, your memory is not bad, you are all old and fine, why can't you have amnesia! By the way, where did you just die? Are there any secret passages in this place? β
"No...... The little match borrowed the Nedan from me, and I lent it to it...... "It didn't want to think that this Nedan was originally a fire dragon turtle." Being a robber to do this is an outlier!
"Whew!"
Suddenly, the whole space echoed with a grand whistling, and the kitten was overjoyed: "It's here, go and see ......"
When the two of them heard this, they hurriedly followed it and flashed out of the huge mouth of the fire dragon turtle.
As the kitten said, there is another nameless planet, but the environment of this planet is even worse than that of Mars, and there is no atmosphere, so it doesn't look like there will be human immigration.
"Kitten head, what are you tossing! Is it good to find a planet with immigrants? Chen Fei was a little angry.
"Little match, find a place where there are humans, humans are things that look like my stupid brother...... The guy who owes wine and doesn't give ......"
When the fire dragon turtle heard this, it didn't take long for it to raise its head and create a cloud of fire, and it seemed that its ability in this area could be the ancestor of the kitten's head. The kitten's head only learned to open up a spatial passage after eating Neidan.
Chen Fei finally confirmed the guess in his heart, this "turtle monster" will open up a space jumping window-like passage, this time he really made money, with its help in the future, even the spaceship will be saved, and the speed is simply incomparable to the human spaceship. The wonder of creation is so mysterious! How many magical life forms are there in the vast space......
What Chen Fei couldn't figure out was that he and Soli obviously also ate Neidan, but they felt that their skills had increased, and this magical ability just couldn't be stolen like a kitten's head, maybe there was a huge difference between humans and kittens.
When the dragon turtle howled again to give a notice, the two of them stepped out of its huge mouth and saw the vast ocean.
Although there are no signs of human activity yet, looking at the state of this planet, it is very suitable for human habitation, the air is fresh, the sea breeze is blowing, and the sky is blue.
Chen Fei twitched his nose vigorously, letting the salty air fill his entire chest, and the feeling of returning to the world suddenly came to the bottom of his heart.
"Roar!"
Most of the dragon's back floats on the surface of the sea, moving on the horizon like an island.
At this time, the kitten's head also flashed on the turtle's back, and there were five Neidan in its two paws, which made the fire dragon turtle feel distressed and whined, and looked at the kitten head on its back pitifully, it had no merit, and there was hard work, the kitten's head was so unkind, even Chen Fei couldn't look at it.
"Little kitten head, why did you fail so much as a cat, can't you return the little match?"
"Don't give....this is my ...... Big deal, I'll ask it for a drink...... Anyway, stupid brother owes me a lot......"
Chen Fei was shocked when he heard this, with the massive amount of fire dragon turtles, he was afraid that he would have to use the swimming pool as a wine glass, and it would be strange if he didn't drink so much that he would have to eat for the rest of his life.
The purple light swayed high in the air from the back of the fire dragon turtle, Chen Fei came out of sight, and the fire dragon turtle was unlucky when it met the kitten's head.
After about a quarter of an hour's flight, Chen Fei and Soli crossed the nameless ocean and saw a modern city with skyscrapers.
The two descended from the air to the outskirts of the city, and then walked to the city.
"Lao Suo, do you have any money on you?" The two were still wearing white priestly robes, and they were dirty, and passers-by looked sideways.
"No matter what...... Chen Fei smiled bitterly and walked straight across the street to a luxury restaurant.
"Hello gentlemen, our store is full, please come back tomorrow." As soon as the doorman saw the appearance of the two, he immediately stopped the two at the door, and his disdainful look flashed.
"This brother has misunderstood, we are here to find friends." Chen Fei salivated and said.
With such a low voice, the haughty Soli turned and left.
"Hey! Lao Suo ...... What are you running? Isn't it just eating a meal of white food, what are you afraid of? Uh......"
In the stunned eyes of Chen Fei and the restaurant doorman, Soli walked towards a wealthy businessman who had just parked his luxury maglev in front of the restaurant.
"Bastard! What do you want?! The two bodyguards of the wealthy merchant stopped in front of him when they saw that Solley was not looking good.
Soli snorted coldly, and before he could see how he made a move, the two bodyguards fainted to the ground.
"Little... Brat...... What do you want...... I'm going to call the police if I don't go away......"
Ignoring the intimidation of the rich merchant, Soli reached out and touched the rich merchant, pinched a few Yu coins in his hand, and then turned around and left with the same expression.
Such a robbery, not only Chen Fei was stupid on the spot, the doorman almost stared out of his eyes. In the midst of the two of them's stupidity, Soli entered the lobby of the restaurant.
Only then did the wealthy businessman come back to his senses and hurriedly called the police.
"Lao Suo, there really is your kid! However, the police will be there soon, and you kid won't kill people. The two picked a table in the corner, and Chen Fei gave a thumbs up in admiration.
The doorman thought he was dreaming, and after the open robbery, he was still sitting in the restaurant eating in the open, what kind of robber is this!?
As soon as the two of them sat on the hot stool, they heard a sharp siren sound outside, Chen Fei drank the red wine in the cup, and said in astonishment: "Lao Suo, it seems that the police in the whole city have been dispatched, isn't this too exaggerated?" β
Looking through the window as everyone rushed to the street, as if the end of the world was coming, Soli frowned in confusion. It is said that it is only two robbers, how can the police fight so much? If the identities of the two are exposed, it is even more impossible, knowing that it is a super master like Chen Fei and Soley, even if all the police and military on this immigration star are jointly dispatched, I am afraid there is no way to take the two.
"Attention the citizens of the East Region of Hualai! Attention Citizens of Hualai East Region! Please evacuate to safety immediately! Please evacuate to safety immediately......"
Police cars floated in the sky, and high-powered loudspeakers were used to notify citizens to evacuate urgently.
The lobby of the restaurant was in a mess, Chen Fei and Soli were stunned, with the intelligence of the two of them, they couldn't touch the back of their heads for a while, can they use such an exaggeration? !
It didn't take long for the huge lobby to be empty, presumably even the waiters had run away, leaving only the two of them staring at each other stupidly.
"Howl!"
The familiar roar of the beast came, and Chen Fei suddenly realized.
As soon as the lobby lit up, the kitten's head excitedly pounced on the shelves full of wine behind the bar, and then there was a loud bang, and a large hole was broken in the wall facing the street, and the huge head of the dragon turtle poked out curiously.
"Kitten, you're crazy!?" No wonder it will cause chaos in the world, it turns out that the battleship-like fire dragon turtle is wandering the streets.
"Little match....I invite you to drink...... the kitten ignored Chen Fei's shout, and the wine bottles flew into the fire dragon turtle's wide open mouth one by one, just like eating fried beans, and the wine bottles were chewed by the fire dragon turtle with a crisp sound.
The policemen waiting outside were no longer polite, and laser beams poured down like a torrential rain, but unfortunately, such a little energy was not enough to tickle the fire dragon turtle.
"Little kitten, don't toss, get out of here with a little match!" Chen Fei was depressed, if it continued like this, the city would be ruined.
"Don't do it...... I promised the little match to invite him to drink......" The kitten head was very unkind.
"Boss, this monster doesn't seem to eat this set at all, should we go and help?" In the police car, a policeman asks for instructions from the young officer who is hanging on his son.
"Touching Mimi, what are you kid complaining about? This monster didn't sell **** by the way, it's about our anti-pornography group birds, hehe, Hualai City hasn't been so lively for a long time, let's go down and find a hotel to watch a show while drinking, I'm in for a treat. The young chief laughed.
"Roar!"
Repeatedly harassed on his back, the fire dragon turtle twisted his head out of the restaurant and looked curiously at the maglev police cars. Then tentatively opened its huge mouth and spewed out a fiery red light bullet.
Hit by the light bullets, the three police cars immediately turned into fireballs, which aroused the curiosity of the fire dragon turtle even more, and two more light bullets were fired, and then several more police cars fell into bad luck......
"What a big turtle! Boss, it will lay eggs! β
"Mimi's, it's really special, it's personal, I like it!" The young chief is still gloating, I really don't know what kind of people's policeman his brother should be.
"Boss Ben has decided, do you have a recorder with you? It's a rare opportunity, the boss went to take a video with it, hehe. β
The two assistants were stunned, while the young officer had cautiously stepped out of the empty hotel and into the street.
It's quite difficult to get close to the dragon turtle, because the laser beam is like a rainstorm, and it is not a joke to be hit.
"Dear policemen, pay attention, I am the captain of the Hualai City Anti-Pornography Brigade, don't shoot! Mimi's,This monster is suspected of ****γFightingγDrug abuse and other crimes.,The captain now announces that it's been arrested.,Don't shoot.,Everything has to wait until the law comes to judge.,The one who shoots is not a good policeman! Whoever dares to shoot again, this captain will say that he has committed rape! β
It's this scoundrel again! The city police couldn't laugh or cry when they heard it. But what was even more stunned than them was Chen Fei, who never imagined how this guy could be here and become a policeman.
"Chad! What do you want to do!? It's really unreasonable, if you mess around again, you will be fired immediately, don't get out of here! The director's angry shouts were heard over the speaker. This bastard was born in the famous Federal Military Academy, and condescended to the Hualai City Police Department to serve, at the beginning, everyone was excited for a while, thinking that there was finally a master coming, who expected that this bastard was more hooligan than a hooligan, every time he arrested a prisoner, the world would be in chaos, obviously to catch two thieves, his brother Yimu missile used to blow up Hualai Street to a mess, just the compensation police station can not bear it, it is better not to arrest the prisoner to cost.
When he first arrived at the police station, Chad was still the deputy director, but within a few months, his brother became the leader of the anti-pornography team, but the envoy was the power of the director, because his brother was the number one master of the police station, and if he wanted not to be knocked on the head, it was best to cooperate obediently.
"Old pervert, if you talk nonsense, Lao Tzu will touch your two daughters' Mimi, hehe, I'm afraid, I'm so scared that I can't even speak, I'm afraid that if you say something, I'll give the captain some acquaintance." Chad was still lame and didn't take the director seriously at all.
"You... You ......" came the director's heavy gasp over the speaker.
"Not good! The director fainted again, go to the hospital! The exclamation of the director's secretary was heard over the loudspeaker.
"Hehe, everyone heard it, this is the old pervert himself who wants to faint, it has nothing to do with me, touch Mimi, he is always like this at critical moments, this captain said that he is a pervert He still doesn't admit it, if he is not so colorful, how can he be so weak......" Chad couldn't figure out why the bureau chief always wanted to faint since he came.
Catch a pickpocket, Brother Chad will also cause millions of compensation orders to the police station, and the complaint letters continue every day, and it is no wonder that the director is not dizzy.
"Brother Chad, it's a good mix." Chen Fei couldn't suppress the joy in his heart and shouted.
"Drink? Fei Ge! No......" Chad was shocked, came back to his senses, and rushed in disbelief towards the restaurant where the two were staying.
The police were stupid when they heard it, what kind of person could be called "brother" by this bastard.
"Brother Fei, it's really you! Ah, the dead face! You're there too?! Touching Mimi, I'm not having a nightmare. Chad said stupidly.
"Damn, you kid graduated so soon? It's very majestic. Chen Fei was also overjoyed to see Chade. This guy hasn't changed at all, although he is wearing a police uniform, he still has a bare head, and he looks like he is evil. It's just that his eyes are more and more intense, thinking that he hasn't seen him for so many years, and his brother has made progress in titanium armor skills.
"Ha, it's so nice to see you, Mimi, I thought you were dead."
When he saw the stranger, the kitten only glanced at it, and continued to pour its wine.
"What is this place?"
"This is Changyao Immigration Star, hehe, I haven't seen your brother for so many years, I must have become the boss of the underworld, Mimi's, I'm bored to death, I'll mess with you in the future......"
"This is Chang Yaoxing!?" Chen Fei didn't listen to Chad's words at all, you must know that Chang Yaoxing is very close to Heavenly Star, and he will arrive by jumping through a space jump window, the voyage is only three days, and he finally has the opportunity to go home, Chen Fei is very excited.
"Are Xiaomei and Xiaoli okay?"
"Well..... blame me......" Chad grimaced.
"What!? What happened to them? Damn, didn't I tell you kid to take good care of them? Chen Fei's face changed drastically.
Chad said with a sad face: "Brother Fei, I really failed to live up to your hopes, it's been several years, I haven't touched their Mimi until now, alas, they still can't forget you, I'm such a failure." β
"Drink, so to speak, nothing happened to them!"
"Yes, they didn't have an accident, so I feel sorry for you, Mimi, your bullshit 'Prospect Company' is now arrogant in Heavenly Star, except for Wu Canglong's Cangxing Party, all of them are your territory. However, I told the two beauties that as long as I could find you, they would promise to rub my back, and now I'm developed, hehe. β
"You go to die!" Chen Fei was in a good mood, and kicked Chad out of the restaurant with one kick, which happened to fall on the back of the fire dragon turtle.
Before he could understand what was going on, the fire dragon turtle turned its head and it was a glowing bullet.
"Mimi's, turtle bastard! Shut up, I'm Fei Fei's brother...... Everyone's own people, don't mess around! β
"Little kitten, don't drink it, get the little match away, and we'll go home right away!" Chen Fei flashed around and grabbed the drunken kitten's head and threw it onto the fire dragon ****.
In the dumbfounded eyes of Chad and the city police, the fire dragon turtle erupted into a fire cloud, and its huge figure rose into the air and slowly submerged into the fire cloud.
"Touch Mimi, that's okay!? Mimi's, annoyed dear police brothers told the old pervert, saying that Lao Tzu resigned and quit, and told him to take care of his body, take care of his body, and toss his wife less if he has nothing to do. β
The three of them and one cat shared a police car, and they broke in the direction of the shipyard at great speed, and the policemen looked at each other, not knowing how to clean up the mess in front of them.
Chen Fei can't wait to return to Lidu immediately, how many years have passed, he finally has the opportunity to go home, just thinking about going home at the moment, where is he in the mood to change clothes or something.