"Sanshui, your teacher sent a text message telling you to go to school tomorrow." Dad nibbled on an apple, walked to Sanshui's bedroom and said, looked at Sanshui, who was lying on the bed like a semi-paraplegic, sighed and said, "You guy, as soon as you say you want to study, you look like you're dead, and when the keeper sees an animal like you, it's also angry." ”

Sanshui didn't move, but his eyes opened, it seemed like he was dead, and his father looked at him like this, but he asked more, "Is it fun to go there?" So far away, the activities of young people, I really don't understand. After nibbling on half an apple, he poured a little more milk and drank it.

"It's not bad, we also met a person who was about to commit suicide by jumping into the river, so I persuaded her." Sanshui sat up, thinking of what Ge Ge told him not to regard feelings as the whole of life, so he took his father's words and said, "Why are you stealing my milk again, I want to grow my body!" You won't be long again, and when I graduate in the future, I won't rob you at all! ”

"I'll buy it for you next time!" Daddy said this every time, but he never saw the money back.

"Yes," Sanshui didn't even want to refute, Daddy's Lai Pi was famous, and Daddy's words were also famous.

"Tell me how you managed to save it." Dad took the milk cup to the vicinity of Sanshui, walked over with a look of listening to a book, and sat on the side.

"Let's get her attention, tell her to stay close to us, and then make small talk, talk about what happened, and I'll give her ideas." Sanshui shrugged his shoulders, and said that saving people's lives is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, but in fact, the original intention was to attract the father's admiration for himself.

"My son is awesome!" Daddy handed the milk cup to Sanshui, and the remaining third.

Sanshui couldn't help laughing, "Of course!" She was bullied by students at school at a girl's family, and her parents didn't care about her at home, but just sent her to a training institution. Sanshui shrugged his shoulders, "But don't I also have a free-range diet, doesn't it feel like my childhood is also normal?" ”

"I'm still taking good care of you, okay?" Daddy argued.

"You didn't help me with the parent-teacher conference." Sanshui complained.

"That's when I'm not available!"

"Come on, you're just ashamed!" Three water pierced.

"Nothing."

"They also stole my things to eat, and didn't give me living expenses."

"I'm exercising your ability to be independent!"

"Can you tell the truth?"

"That's the truth."

"Then come back at night when you're drunk, and you want me to help you wash your face and slippers!"

"Then I'm also exercising you, in case you say that you get married in the future, you will also drink for entertainment, what will you do then?"

“？ Is it the other way around? What does it have to do with me taking care of you when I'm drunk? ”

"Well, this is called putting yourself in your own shoes, which is conducive to the harmonious life of your future wife." Daddy is serious.

"Hehe," Sanshui replied with a commercial smirk, bending over his quilt and asking, "Daddy, what's your happiness?" ”

"Mine?" Daddy took a sip of the milk, took a sip, and said, "Drink the bar." ”

"What's so good about liquor, I can't taste anything at all." Sanshui looked at it with disgust.

"Everybody drinks for different reasons." Dad was also lying on the bed, with the milk cup on the ground, looking at the sky outside and saying.

"Just tell me about yours."

"Mine?" Daddy thought, "I like the feeling of being drunk." ”

"What does it feel?" Sanshui didn't understand, after all, he had never been drunk with beer to the point of being unconscious.

"There's a feeling of going to a fairyland." Daddy's words are still unfinished, as if he is about to drool.

"Wonderland?" Sanshui was a little curious by what his father said.

"It's kind of like every pore of the body is infused with a fragrant agar jade liquid." Daddy described with his eyes closed.

"Enlarged pores?"

"Tsk!" Daddy suddenly opened his eyes with a look of disgust, "Vulgar! ”

"You go on!"

"Your brain, which can't feel everything around you, can create a sense of otherworldliness, like another space, another world." Daddy explained, closing his eyes and trying to remember.

"Is it just a dream?"

Dad opened his eyes, and the index finger that was tapping on his knee also stopped, "It's a bit like, but the uncertainty of the dream is too strong, and if you get drunk, you will directly enter that state, the relationship between active and passive." "Daddy tells.

"Describe it specifically." Sanshui continued to ask.

"You're going to go to your favorite place, to your favorite time, to the person you want to find the most, there, you're king anyway."

"No wonder some people go on after two drinks." Sanshui flipped over.

"That kind of people are all unhappy in life, and they learn to drown their sorrows through wine, and as a result, they borrow wine to drown their sorrows, and they are even more sorrowful!" Dad smiled and said, "You see that although I drink, don't I drink much?" ”

"It seems to be."

"Because I'm living in real life, it's not bad."

"After all, your son and I are handsome and chic!" Sanshui sells himself and boasts on the side.

"Really, you little bunny, I've never bothered about it." Dad said proudly, "I have a good life in school, I go out every day, and I come back when I get there, and I don't delay things at all!" ”

"Hey, should I be happy or unhappy!" Sanshui sighed, actually asking himself.

"Happy, of course happy, I like this kind of child the most, if it weren't for a child like you, I would have thrown you away a long time ago." Daddy said with a smile.

"I," Sanshui didn't continue, in other words, "it's not that many people don't like children." ”

"A few, because children are annoying."

"Girls won't," Sanshui asked.

"Not necessarily, do you think girls must have the brilliance of motherhood? Your second aunt doesn't like children, and she is in charge of the second uncle at home. ”

"Biological can't be born?"

"It's about people."

"That's right." Sanshui thought of spring and summer, but it is understandable, although after all, girls are not necessarily like Wu Tong, although this convenience Wu Tong is still worthy of praise.

"By the way, did you send some roast duck to Wu Tong's house?"

"Ge Ge bought it, he said it was on his head."

"This kind of money still has to be paid by yourself, see that can? The money is all in there, and you take it and pay it back. Dad pointed, "Although people have money, it's better to pay attention." ”

"Don't worry, I'm measured." Sanshui got up, "I'm hungry, what are we going to eat?" ”

"Shall I cook?"

"I'd better burn the noodles and eat them, I'll do it myself, I don't have to do it!" Sanshui hurriedly rushed into the kitchen, after all, if he wanted to eat people's food, he had to cook it himself.

"Hey, there is no place for heroes!" Daddy got cheap and sold well.