Chapter 21: Lifting the Coffin and Moving the Burial

Not long after, the Ren family sent a few people to carry the table to the mountain, and Ren Fa, Ren Tingting, and Ah Wei were already waiting at the foot of the mountain.

"Ninth Uncle, Lin Ye." Ah Wei greeted them.

Because of Lin Ye, Uncle Nine and Ah Wei met in advance, and it is estimated that they will no longer be able to stage the scene of fighting zombies in prison, and now Ah Wei can be said to be obedient to Uncle Nine.

"Uncle Jiu, what do you think of the feng shui here? Back then, people who looked at feng shui said that this was a treasure of feng shui. Ren Fa said proudly.

Uncle Nine nodded: "Yes, this is indeed a good acupoint, there is also an alias called Dragonfly Point Water Hole in Feng Shui, the hole is one zhang and four feet long, but only four feet can be used, and the width is one zhang and three, but only three feet can be used, so the coffin must not be placed flat, if I guess correctly, the ancestor used the method of burial, right?" ”

"Master, what is a legal burial? Could it be a French funeral? Wen Cai asked.

Uncle Nine glared at him: "If you don't learn, you can't do anything." ”

After Uncle Jiu and the others put on incense, they instructed the people of the Ren family to break the ground.

"The so-called legal burial is a vertical burial." Uncle Nine spoke.

Master Ren showed a shocked look: "It is worthy of Uncle Jiu, you can see it at a glance, Mr. Feng Shui said that the ancestors are buried vertically, and the descendants must be born." ”

Uncle Nine looked at him: "Then has this sentence worked?" ”

Obviously, Uncle Nine had already seen that something was wrong here, Ren Fa shook his head and smiled bitterly: "I don't know why, the Ren family's business has become worse and worse in the past twenty years. ”

"I think Mr. Feng Shui has a grudge against your Ren family." Uncle Nine broke the mystery with one word.

"Won't it?" Ren Fa didn't understand what this meant.

"He asked you to cover the water hole with the dragonfly, and if the dragonfly dotted the water, but if you couldn't tap the water, the hole would be ruined." Uncle Nine pointed to the ashes dug out of the ground and said: "Even if he has a conscience, let you be buried in a coffin after twenty years, it will only harm you for half your life, not for your lifetime, for your generation, not for your eighteen generations." ”

Ren Fa was terrified: "Damn, this shit, you dare to pit me!" ”

"Your Ren family really doesn't have any holiday with him?" Uncle Nine asked again.

Ren Fa scratched his head embarrassedly: "This land was originally owned by Mr. Feng Shui, and my father heard that it was a good piece of land, so he bought it with money." ”

"Just buy it with money? I guess there must have been some shady means. Lin Ye sneered, Master Ren Fa Ren was even more embarrassed, obviously he was right.

At this moment, the people of the Ren family had already dug up the coffin, tied it to the coffin with a rope, and hung it up.

"Open the coffin." Uncle Nine commanded.

Several people pried open the lid of the coffin, and the body inside had been buried for twenty years without changing, as if it was asleep.

"Daddy, Grandpa." Seeing this scene, Ren Fa and Ren Tingting both knelt down and cried.

Uncle Nine frowned, this is too abnormal.

"Uncle Nine, is there any problem?" Ah Wei asked.

"It's a big problem, have you ever seen a corpse that hasn't melted for twenty years?" Uncle Nine sighed, and things finally developed towards the scene he least wanted to see.

"Dad, the child is not filial, it disturbs you, Uncle Nine, can this cemetery still be used?" Ren Fa was very scared.

"The dragonfly points to the water, little by little, it will definitely not be in the same place, and this cemetery can no longer be used." Uncle Nine shook his head.

"What then?" Ren Fa panicked.

"I recommend cremation in place." Uncle Nine said in a deep voice.

"No, this is absolutely not good, what my father was most afraid of when he was alive was fire." Ren Fa hurriedly refused.

"If you don't get cremated, you could be in big trouble." Uncle Nine frowned.

"As long as it's not cremated, it's okay." Ren Fa still insisted, but Uncle Nine had no choice but to order someone to carry the body back to Yizhuang and find another cemetery for burial.

When leaving, Uncle Nine instructed Lin Ye and the three of them to incense the nearby grave, and Lin Ye said in his heart that the opportunity had come, and it was here that Qiusheng met the female ghost Xiaoyu in the original movie.

Lin Ye found an excuse to support Qiusheng, and this kind of good thing naturally came by himself.

There were many graves nearby, Lin Ye searched them one by one, and when he was finally about to finish, he saw Xiaoyu's grave, and there were photos on it, which was very recognizable.

"It's a pity to die at such a young age, I'll bring you a pillar of incense." Lin Ye put on the incense, and when he turned to leave, he really heard that soft thanks.

Lin Ye said in his heart, he shouldn't have run away now.

At this time, Wen Cai also finished burning the incense, and came to Lin Ye with a long and two short incense sticks in his hand: "Senior brother, look at this incense." ”

"Let's go, go back to the master." Lin Ye was in a good mood.

When he arrived at Yizhuang, Uncle Nine saw the incense in Wen Cai's hand and sighed: "Is this the will of heaven?" ”

"Master, what's wrong with this incense?" Qiusheng asked.

"People are most afraid of three long and two short, and the incense is the most taboo two short and one long, but it is burned like this, this incense comes out of the family, there must be someone mourning, autumn birth, take paper, pen, ink and sword." Uncle Nine commanded.

"Isn't this the legendary incense of the dead? Whose house is that going to die? Wen Cai asked.

Lin Ye patted him on the shoulder: "Of course it's Master Ren's house, it's still here." ”

In the movie, Master Ren's son and Master Ren were both killed by zombies, and the deleted version was released in the mainland, deleting the clip of Master Ren's son being killed, Lin Ye loved this movie too much, and it took a lot of effort to find the full version.

The deleted version of the movie actually has a bug, that is, when the old lady Ren was transformed, Wencai slept in Yizhuang, but was not killed by zombies, but the sheep and chickens in Yizhuang died, and the zombies showed mercy? It's not, but part of the plot has been deleted, so the plot can't be connected, in fact, the real plot is that Master Ren was transformed the next night, and the next day Wencai and Uncle Nine went out to find the tomb, and they were not in Yizhuang, so they escaped by mistake.

Qiusheng and Wencai were curious, opened the coffin of Old Lady Ren, and found that the corpse inside had changed greatly: "Master, the corpse is actually blessed." ”

Uncle Nine stepped forward to take a look, the corpse's nails had grown about ten centimeters, the whole face was swollen and deformed, and two fangs faintly popped out of the corners of his mouth: "It's not good, cover it quickly." ”

"This is the rhythm of corpse transformation, master, what should I do? Do you want us to burn him? Qiusheng said that he still had lingering palpitations about the last Jin Fu corpse change, and now he didn't dare to take such a risk again.

"I'm afraid that Master Ren will not be able to explain it, take people's money and eliminate disasters for others, as long as you are careful, there should be no big problem." Uncle Nine grinded the ink fountain water mixed with chicken blood and ink, poured it into the ink fountain box, and handed it to Qiusheng and Wencai: "You lie the ink fountain on the coffin, and you must not miss every place." ”

This is not the first time they have done this kind of thing, so they took the ink fountain box and did as Uncle Nine instructed.

"Lin Ye, you come with me." Uncle Nine said to Lin Ye.

"Master, what's the matter?" Lin Ye asked.

"Old lady Ren's corpse has changed, I'm afraid I'm going to become a zombie, there is no glutinous rice at home, you go to the town to buy some glutinous rice." Uncle Nine said.

"Okay, master." Lin Ye took the bag and rode to the town.

What he didn't know was that when passing by a small forest, a few paper figures with rouge and blush appeared out of thin air carrying a sedan chair, Xiao Yu opened the curtain, looked at Lin Ye's back and smiled, and then flew out of the sedan chair and landed on the back seat of Lin Ye's bicycle.

Lin Ye only felt a chill in his back, as if the temperature had dropped sharply, what was the situation?

Fortunately, after he passed a branch that needed to bow his head, the cold feeling behind him suddenly disappeared.

Lin Ye, who realized it later, remembered that he was the hell, in the movie, didn't Xiaoyu and Qiusheng meet like this?

Damn, Lin Ye was a little annoyed that he missed such a good opportunity, but he didn't take it seriously, because Xiaoyu would find him again, it was just a matter of time.

It's still the rice shop last time, the boss suffered the last loss, and when he saw Lin Ye coming, he hurriedly drove his son away.

"Yo, boss, why did you personally help me weigh rice today, what about your son? It's good to leave this little thing to him. Lin Ye mentioned it casually.

The corner of the boss's mouth twitched, and there was a sentence in his heart that his mother almost scolded him for selling batches: "Young man, why do you have to buy glutinous rice every other day." ”

The reason for this is that Lin Ye naturally wouldn't tell this profiteer, if he knew that glutinous rice could deal with zombies, and if he didn't increase the price of glutinous rice several times in the future, he would still suffer at that time.

"I prefer sticky rice, can't I?" Lin Ye said casually.

"Okay, okay, fifty catties of glutinous rice are ready." The owner tied the bag.

Lin Ye paid the money and left with the bag on his shoulder.

The time was a little late, Lin Ye was thinking about whether to go back to Yizhuang tonight, but it was really impossible to find an inn to deal with it for one night, and he was panicking back and forth.

However, at this moment, Xiaoyu appeared in the town out of thin air, and there happened to be a watchman passing by, which startled him: "Girl, where did you come from, why don't you go home so late?" ”

"This big brother, can you do me a favor?" Xiaoyu's eyes flowed, containing endless charm.

"What's the busy?" The harath of the watch is about to flow out.

"It's very simple, it's okay if you insult me." Xiaoyu smiled.

He took a step back, looked at Xiaoyu incredulously, and said in his heart, Could this girl be sick in the brain, and came out to entertain me at night?

He has this heart, but he doesn't have the guts, if he does something out of the ordinary, he won't be torn apart by the tigress at home when he goes back.

Xiao Yu saw that Lin Ye was about to ride over, so he hurriedly used his mana to suck the beater over, and then shouted for help.

Lin Ye heard the voice and got out of the car to check, this scene is so familiar, isn't it the hero who saves the beauty, and...

What to do? Now there is a problem in front of Lin Ye, should he follow the plot? Or do you go with the plot?

"Let go of that girl." Lin Ye rushed directly and knocked down the husband with one punch.

The husband got up, very aggrieved, scolded and left, what is the matter, two neurotics in the middle of the night.

Xiaoyu delicately threw herself into Lin Ye's arms: "Thank you for saving your life." ”

"Okay, the bad guys are gone, I should go too, girl, there will be a period later." Lin Ye helped the bicycle up.

However, at this moment, suddenly lightning and thunder roared, as if it was going to rain.

"Childe, it's going to rain, my house is not far ahead, why don't you go to my house to take shelter from the rain." Xiaoyu proposed.

Lin Ye really couldn't refuse: "This ghost weather, it will change." ”

Xiao Yu snorted and laughed, this rain was actually conjured up by her.

"Thank you so much for today's incident." Xiao Yu made Lin Ye a cup of tea.

"Don't thank you for your kindness, it's better to make a promise." Lin Ye quipped.

A touch of shyness appeared on Xiao Yu's face, as if she agreed.

It's really simple, such a superficial routine was won, Lin Ye shook his head.

"Childe, why don't you leave tonight? Let me serve you. Xiao Yu plucked up her courage and said.

"To tell you the truth, I'm a Taoist priest, and I knew you were a ghost from the moment I saw you." Lin Ye looked at Xiao Yu with an indifferent expression.

Xiao Yu was shocked by Lin Ye's words: "You have already discovered me?" ”

"People and ghosts have different paths, girl, there will be no good results for people and ghosts to fall in love." Lin Ye said with a smile.

"Then why did you come in?" Xiao Yu looked at Lin Ye and said in a daze.

"I wonder if you've ever heard of ghost raising?" Lin Ye finally said what he meant.