When I was discharged from the hospital the next day, Li Dakui advised me to replenish my yang qi, and the best way was to eat more mutton.

I thought his suggestion was good, so I found a hot pot restaurant, firstly to thank him for saving his life, and secondly, I really hoped to quickly restore my yang energy.

As a result, after a meal, Li Dakui's grandson made four catties of mutton by himself, and I ate three taels at most, and I didn't know who was replenishing yang qi.

That night, Li Dakui was on fire due to eating too much mutton, and his nosebleeds flowed vigorously, while I lay on the bed in the dormitory and had a strong ,,,

In addition to eating mutton, Li Dakui also formulated a yang recovery plan for me: exposure to the sun for two hours every day, soaking my feet in hot water for half an hour before going to bed, and hiding in the bed to watch two hours of island love action movies.

To be honest, I'm usually a very well-behaved person, like Mr. Cang, Mr. Hatano, Mr. Yoshizawa, Mr. Ohashi, Mr. Sho Nishino, etc., I haven't read all the works of these people, in the words of the second child: "Kisheng, you are a good child!" ”

The brothers in the dormitory also complained about my behavior, they all agreed that I was in a spring heart, and introduced me to my girlfriend.

The time of three days has arrived in the blink of an eye, and after these three days of tossing, I feel that my body has indeed warmed up a lot, and I don't know if it has recovered my yang energy.

There was no class that afternoon, so Li Dakui asked me to go to the school bathhouse to take a bath, in his words: "This is called washing away the bad luck of the body!" ”

There were still as many showers as ever, and we waited a while to grab two showers.

The two of them took a bath while chatting, washing and washing, and the noisy bathroom suddenly became quiet, or Li Dakui felt something strange first: "Hey, how did it become quiet." ”

At this moment, he was washing his hair and naturally couldn't see the situation around him, but I could see it clearly, it turned out that the people in the bathroom didn't know why, and suddenly walked to the dressing room outside in a hurry.

Immediately afterwards, I heard a sissy singing voice suddenly coming from under the shower opposite: "Love really needs courage to face gossip, as long as you look at it for sure, my love has meaning~~"

Hearing this singing, Li Dakui and I froze all of a sudden, only to see the person singing opposite turn around and show a smile to us: "Hey, you guys are also there!" ”

I forced out a smile and replied, "Teacher Jia, hello!" ”

The man waved his hand and said, "Oh, don't be so outside, it's not a class now, you can call me Xiao Yueyue!" ”

I finally understood why the previous group of people had suddenly left, because there was an element of instability in the bathhouse.

Teacher Jia's real name is Jia Yue, and he is an English teacher, and we all call him "fake girls" behind our backs.

Speaking of this fake girl is a strange person in our university, there are countless rumors about him, according to legend, he has a habit of breaking sleeves, especially loves to hook up with good-looking male students, some people say that he once went out camping with a group of boys, and the next day the group of boys were in the dormitory holding pillows and crying loudly.

That's not the point, the point is that this tommy girl likes to show love to boys in the bathroom at school, as for the way to express it,,,

At this time, Li Dakui also saw the fake girls opposite, we glanced at each other, and we didn't even care about wiping the water on our bodies, so we walked towards the direction of the locker room with a tacit understanding.

Before he could take two steps, he heard the fake girl whisper: "Stop! ”

The two of us immediately stopped moving forward, and Li Dakui smiled and said, "Teacher Jia, do you have anything else?" ”

The fake girl said demonically: "My soap has fallen, please help me pick it up!" ”

He pointed to our feet as he spoke, and it was only then that we noticed that there was an extra piece of soap on the ground, and I wiped it to the rhythm of making people pout their buttocks and offer chrysanthemums!

It seems that the rumors are true, and the fake girls are indeed using this way to show their love!

Li Dakui and I stared at the soap on the ground with wide eyes, and neither of us moved, because we both knew very well the consequences of picking it up.

The fake girls saw our resistance, so they smiled and said, "Whoever helps me pick it up, the English 4 test will give the green light!" ”

Anyone who has studied in college knows how important the CET4 test is, and this is a typical coercion and temptation for fake girls.

I swallowed a mouthful of foam and said, "Da Kui, don't you often fail in English?" I think you should pick up this soap! ”

Li Dakui's English level is indeed relatively poor, he wanted to refute me but couldn't think of any reason, and finally gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, saying: "That's it, that's it, I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!" ”

As he spoke, he bent down to pick up the bar of soap, and he had bent down facing me, but I coughed hurriedly to remind him, and he suddenly understood, and turned his back to me.

At this time, the fake girl suddenly walked towards us with his hands behind his back, and I thought he was going to get soap, so I didn't care.

Which Cheng wanted to fake the girl suddenly raised her hand and slapped the back of Li Dakui's head, only to hear a crisp sound of "pop", Li Dakui didn't hum and fell to the ground.

Only then did I see that the fake girl was holding half of the brick in her hand, and the other half had been shattered on the back of Li Dakui's head.

I'm stupid, fake girl, this is the rhythm of the overlord's hard bow!

I saw the fake girls throw their heads aside, sneered and said: "Dead fatty, I was bad last time, this time I will teach you a lesson!" ”

When the fake said this, there was no sissy anymore, but a sinister tone, which I had heard in the hospital morgue three days ago.

"You, are you ,,, Nie Hongbin?"

The fake girl smiled and said, "Little junior brother, our plan was interrupted by this guy last time, but it doesn't matter, let's continue this time!" ”

As he spoke, he walked slowly towards me.

I said in my heart that this is bad, Li Dakui originally gave me a few talismans and asked me to carry them with me, but now the talismans are all in the pockets of my clothes,,,

In a hurry, I suddenly had an idea and shouted at Li Dakui on the ground: "Dakui, don't you do it yet?" ”

This voice startled Nie Hongbin, he subconsciously thought that he hadn't knocked Li Dakui unconscious, and hurriedly turned his head to check, only to find that Li Dakui was still like a dead man, motionless.

I took advantage of this gap to give Nie Hongbin a heart-warming foot, but what I didn't expect was that this heart-warming foot didn't kick Nie Hongbin away, but bounced me away, it seems that the sissy body was possessed by a resentful soul and its ability to resist beatings has also increased.

But in this way, I was much closer to the door, and I didn't pay attention to Nie Hongbin, but prepared to run to the locker room to get the talisman.

Nie Hongbin sneered: "Where are you going?" ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his two hands and grabbed the void, and I felt someone grab my ankle, and then I fell forward involuntarily, and then I was dragged back.