Wang Xiaolai was worried, for fear that the empress would settle accounts with him.

The empress stretched: "It's okay, just ask." ”

Wang Xiaolai sighed, which was barely relieved.

"Why don't you wait later, Xiao Laizi, you teach me to play with the gambling equipment you invented?" The Empress asked tentatively.

Narcissus was taken aback: "Your Majesty..."

The empress waved her hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I've been facing those mountains of folds in the imperial study all day, I'm very bored, it's rare to rest today, it's okay to play for a while." ”

Wang Xiaolai heard the empress say this, and the crooked idea came up.

"Your Majesty, it's okay to play, but there are rules."

"What?" The Empress asked.

Wang Xiaolai looked down at his hand and pinched it back: "Your Majesty, you also said just now, this is my new invention for gambling money, since it is gambling money, it is not a play, we have to come to the real thing." ”

The empress looked at Wang Xiaolai directly, and said frankly: "I have no money." ”

Wang Xiaolai: "···"

In the world, the only one who can say this calmly is the empress.

"Then Your Majesty, what are you telling me about this, what is there to play with, and it is not enough to grind your hands."

In the world, those who dare to talk to the empress like this are afraid that only Wang Xiao is coming.

Suizhu listened, but came to the temperament: "Take me one and bring me one." ”

Wang Xiaolai sighed: "What are you little kid doing, while playing." ”

Syllable.

With a sound, Sui Zhu slapped the gold and silver in his arms: "I have money." ”

Wang Xiaolai opened his eyes when he saw Qian: "Oh, at a young age, I wanted to kill all sides at the gambling table, and I was very ambitious." ”

The empress looked at Wang Xiaolai's shameless appearance and was speechless.

She turned her head and looked at Narcissus.

Narcissus was stunned.

The empress said pitifully: "I have two or three hundred taels of silver every month." ”

Narcissus snorted: "Your Majesty, to be exact, it's two hundred and eighty taels." ”

The empress turned to look at Wang Xiaolai: "I will take two hundred and eighty taels from last month to play with you." ”

When the emperor is poor to this extent, it is rare to see it for eternity.

Wang Xiaolai nodded and agreed: "Let me finish cooking this egg fried rice for the big guy first." ”

The empress nodded, and waited on the side, and in the process of waiting, she and Narcissus calculated how to find a good excuse to advance the two hundred and eighty taels of silver.

About half an hour, Wang Xiaolai clapped his hands, took off the water skirt in front of him, and said to the empress: "Okay, Your Majesty, let's start." ”

The empress nodded, and together with Suizhu Narcissus, followed Wang Xiaolai out of the back kitchen.

When leaving, Wang Xiaolai asked the empress where it was better to play, but the empress's answer was that it was in the room where Wang Xiaolai lived, which saved trouble.

Wang Xiaolai nodded in agreement, and took it away.

When I got to the place, I pushed open the door and went in, it was cleaned up by Shu Jiuchai inside, and there was a bed on the ground where I entered the door.

The empress was stunned when she saw it: "Little Laizi, how can there be a bed on the ground?" ”

Wang Xiaolai sighed, folded the bed, and said, "Oh, I'm sleeping on the ground." ”

The empress also wondered: "You sleep here, who sleeps in bed?" ”

Wang Xiaolai pointed at Shu Jiuchai: "She." ”

Shu Jiuchai bowed his head slightly to the empress.

The corners of the empress's mouth twitched: "It's good, it's good." ”

Narcissus was still a little uneasy, pulled the empress's sleeve, and said, "Your Majesty, isn't it good for you to enter Wang Xiaolai's house and spread it?" ”

The empress waved her hand: "Who knows?" Little Laizi, what about the gambling equipment you invented? ”

Wang Xiaolai took out the playing cards from the bedside, and there was a thick pile, and he shook them in front of the empress: "Huh." ”

The empress stretched out her hand and took it in her hand, looking down: "This, how to play?" ”

Wang Xiaolai said: "Simple." ”

As he spoke, he explained the rules of fighting the landlord to the empress.

When the empress was almost a little familiar, the three of them set up a position to fight.

The empress's luck is good, and the first one is the landlord.

After hesitating for a long time, the empress threw out two A's.

Wang Xiaolai: "??? ”

Playing such a big hand at the beginning? Is the empress's cards so good?

"Yes."

The empress hesitantly threw out two twos.

Wang Xiaolai: "··· Pass. ”

The empress smiled: "It's not difficult. ”

As he spoke, he threw out two threes.

Wang Xiaolai was completely confused, what the hell is this operation? Throw the big move first when you meet?

"Two eight-pipes." Wang Xiaolai just put down the card, and Princess Suizhu pressed it on the card, and shouted: "Four thirteen, fried." ”

Wang Xiaolai blew up at that time: ", we're teammates, you blow up a fart." ”

Princess Suizhu glanced at Wang Xiaolai: "If you take care of me, I will cheat you." ”

As he spoke, he threw out a junior.

The angry Wang Xiaolai pointed to the cards, his hands trembling: "You blew me up just to escape a three?" ”

Princess Suizhu straightened her chest: "What, no." ”

Wang Xiaolai lowered his head and glanced at Suizhu's chest, and said in his heart, what kind of energy are you doing at the airport.

Gritted his teeth at the moment: "Cheng, how can you fight." ”

Suizhu's face turned red all of a sudden, if it weren't for the presence of the empress, I was afraid that she would directly hammer up this bastard who always laughed at herself.

"Oh, I can hold it down."

When the empress saw Suizhu's three, she shouted with joy and put down a four.

Wang Xiaolai: "Seven." ”

"Xiao Wang." Suizhu shouted.

Wang Xiaolai: "??? What's the matter, you're pressing me again? ”

Suizhu didn't pay attention to Wang Xiaolai, and threw out a five.

The empress shouted happily: "I also have this, and I followed, and there was a six." ”

Wang Xiaolai stared at Princess Suizhu, and didn't dare to think of the cards in his hand, for fear that Suizhu's lack of heart would be shot to death.

After hesitating for a while, the empress urged impatiently, and Wang Xiaolai threw the card out tremblingly.

"Tube."

Sure enough, Suizhu shouted again, and Wang Xiaolai's heart was broken.

playing fart, how do you win with a pig teammate?

The angry Wang Xiaolai just wanted to scold his mother.

After a game, the empress threw the big cards at the beginning, and a bunch of bad cards in her hand, and she was sent away by Suizhu.

And when Wang Xiaolai was even more miserable, he was blown up by his teammates.

This is going to accompany the double, and Wang Xiaolai wants to strangle Suizhu's girl to death.

The empress was still modest: "It's not difficult, it's Narcissus." ”

Narcissus looked embarrassed, and said in his heart that if you didn't make trouble with the beads, Your Majesty, you would have lost a long time ago.

Throw the cards to open the second game, this time, the empress is still the landlord.

Wang Xiaolai had a heart, and deliberately changed places with Suizhu.

The result is still the same, Suizhu stared at Wang Xiaolai and beat him, the empress escaped with a card, and she didn't care about one, and she didn't give Wang Xiaolai a card to escape.

After a lap, Wang Xiaolai lost again.

He wanted to go crazy, what kind of sin did I create?

Continue to shuffle and split.

After four or five laps in a row, Wang Xiaolai, who lost, frowned.

The silver in front of the empress was piled up on a small hill, and Wang Xiaolai was almost squeezed dry.

"God, let me be a landlord once." Wang Xiaolai prayed sincerely in his heart.

Maybe it was Wang Xiaolai's desire to win that moved God, or maybe God couldn't bear to see Wang Xiaolai so pitiful again, and really made him a landlord.

It's just that when Wang Xiaolai picked up all the cards, the yard was good to see, and he was dumbfounded, how, what's going on, how the biggest, is a Q, this is a fart.

When I looked up, I saw that the empress and Suizhu were grinning, and the smile revealed treacherousness.

"Little Laizi, let's play the cards." Empress Dao.

Wang Xiaolai swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "One, one against three." ”

Boom.

The empress slapped the bed board: "Fried." ”

Wang Xiaolai: "···"

When the empress played the card, Suizhu started and shouted directly: "Fried." ”

In this way, the empress and Suizhu came in turn, and Wang Xiaolai ate four or five fried dishes in one plate, except for the pair of three at the beginning, and he was stunned that a card did not go out.

At this time, Wang Xiaolai was directly compensated.

Think I've been in the card field for more than ten years, and today I'm going to fall into the hands of two little girls?

Wang Xiaolai couldn't stop crying in his heart.

When I looked at the front of me, there was not much silver left.

At this moment, Wang Xiaolai's heart was full of thoughts.

It lasted until the second half of the night, Wang Xiaolai was completely convinced, and his mother didn't win a game, and his mother lost it.

The empress held the silver in front of her and grinned: "Narcissus, look, so much money." ”

Narcissus couldn't help laughing, anyway, as long as the empress was happy and Wang Xiaolai was deflated, Narcissus would feel comfortable.

The empress stretched her waist, yawned, and lay down on the bed at once, and said: "It's so late, it's really fast, Narcissus, let's drive back." ”

Wang Xiaolai cried when he heard this, what's the matter, he lost miserably.

Narcissus agreed, opened the door and was about to leave, when there was a sudden snoring at the head of the bed.

Wang Xiaolai also heard the sound, and was stunned for a moment, straightened his neck to look, and in the blink of an eye, the empress had already fallen asleep.