120. Tormenting children
On the weekend, Ge Ge had nothing to do, carrying his black camera, and a tripod on his shoulder, and walked to Sanshui's house, he knew that at this time, there was no one in Sanshui's house, his father must be at work, and Sanshui was at this time, when it was less than three o'clock in the afternoon, when the sun was big, when an egg could become a boiled egg on the ground, Sanshui must be sleeping, as for Sanshui, who has always been thrifty with himself, he must not turn on the air conditioner, maybe he is sleeping in the pool.
Ge Ge carried two bottles of cold soda and carefully pushed open the door of his house.
"Wow!" As soon as he pushed the door open, Ge Ge was so frightened that he took a few steps back, "What are you doing?" The devil has entered the village? "There were scattered toys everywhere, including a teddy bear with a broken leg, a T-Rex with lipstick on, an excavator with a missing arm and legs, and two children's sandals that no one wanted.
"Sanshui!" Ge Ge shouted as he walked inside, "Are you there? ”
"Don't move, don't move, make me feel like a pig!" Ge Ge walked into the toilet and heard the sound of crackling and lapping on the water, mixed with the sound of three waters.
"What are you doing?" Ge Ge leaned his shoulders against the door and asked with a puzzled expression.
At this time, Sanshui reacted that someone had entered the house, "It's you." Sanshui breathed a sigh of relief, he was shirtless, covered in water, his pants were wet like urine, and there should be drops of sweat on his forehead.
"Are you stealing a child?"
"No, this is Chunxia's little nephew."
"You're all so acquainted?"
"It's a rare opportunity, didn't you say that if you like someone, you have to help her? Wouldn't you like it when you come and go? Didn't I follow what you taught? "What Sanshui said was righteous and stern.
"Yes, yes, yes, but what's wrong with you?" Ge Ge looked at the child, who was only seven or eight years old, with ink on his face, and his two shiny front teeth were also stained with a little blue ink, jumping wildly in the water like a wild dog that didn't like to be bathed, rubbing the blue ink off his face, and rubbing it on his bulging belly, "It's a bit like Avatar." "Ge Ge doesn't think it's a big deal to see the excitement.
"If this is seen by Chun Xia, I turn his nephew into Avatar, what do you think will happen to her?" Sanshui turned his head and asked, the child took a blue hand and wiped it on Sanshui's face, and suddenly there were four more paw prints.
"This kid!" Ge Ge hung up on his own business, laughed happily on the side, and handed over a bottle of iced Sprite.
"Wait until you can drink it, you help me catch him first, and I'll put some soap on it and clean it, otherwise I won't be able to pay the difference!" Sanshui sent the hair on his forehead to the back of his head.
"You can't handle such a big child, what else can you do?" Ge Ge sneered, put down the iced drink in his hand, and was just about to get a hand, only to see the child crawl out of the bathtub along the edge, and rushed to the drink, the water due to inertia, the sprayed Ge Ge's calves were all wet, and a pair of AJs were all wet and drenched with water.
Ge Ge took a deep breath, and his two hands subconsciously raised up, watching the child holding his drink and drinking happily on the side, grinning and seeing the two avatar-like teeth.
"Can I strangle this?" Ge Ge pointed to the child and looked at Sanshui with a helpless face and asked, Sanshui shook his head and wiped the sweat droplets on his forehead.
Ge Ge rolled up his trouser legs, took off all his shoes and socks, put on Sanshui's slippers, and was about to catch the child, ready to grab him and take him to the bath.
"Can't catch me!" The bear kid ran around the dining table with a fried head on his head, thinking that Ge Ge was joking with him.
"I swear, if this child were mine, Lao Tzu would make him regret appearing in this world!" Sanshui, who had just stood up and was about to fight on both sides with Ge Ge, said.
"Poof!" I saw that the child wrapped all the carbonated iced drinks in his mouth, his little face was flushed, and he motionlessly greeted Sanshui, who grabbed him, and when Sanshui lowered his body, he squirted out all of them, and then rushed into Sanshui's bedroom with a smoke.
Leaving the three sailors in the air, with their eyes closed, with a desperate face, like a lookout stone by the sea.
"Haha," Ge Ge gloated on the side.
"Lao Tzu wants to make him regret appearing in the world twice!" Sanshui could only get over the addiction, wiping the drink on his face with his hands, "I feel that my dignity is being trampled on by a person much younger than me!" He stood up and said to Ge Ge, "Go in and help me catch it!" ”
"Don't do it, if this kid treats me like this, I'll beat him to the sixth family and deny it, I hate this kind of kid the most, if you want to change someone for his health!" Ge Ge immediately refused.
"Who can I go to?" Sanshui looked helpless.
"It's best to find a girl, it's easy for a girl to deal with this kind of thing, that, Wu Tong!" Ge Ge proposed.
"Ouch, don't you say I haven't remembered yet, she's a girl too!" Sanshui was surprised, and hurriedly pushed and closed the tight window, and shouted outside the window, "Wu Tong, come here and do me a favor!" ”
"Not available!" A shrill voice was heard.
"Please eat and drink!" Sanshui shouted.
"Call Big Brother!"
"Big brother!"
After a long time of no response, Sanshui closed the window.
"What's wrong?"
"Come now!" Sanshui sat down on the ground, but remembering the time he was talking to Ge Ge, it had been a long time since the child had been in his house, and he was not sure what kind of damage would happen, so he immediately got up again.
"it!" Sanshui shouted, "Little rabbit, you come down for me!" Ge Ge hurriedly walked over to join in the fun.
I saw the child vigorously scribbling blue ink on the poster of Sanshui as a character's mustache.
The child, who wiped his hands clean on his body again, admired his masterpiece, looked like he was not afraid of heaven and earth, and stepped on the mat of Sanshui with one foot of water, but fortunately his feet were not stained with blue ink. Sanshui rushed up and wanted to grab it, but he nimbly dodged it.
"Ge Ge grab it! Don't let him get out! Sanshui shouted, only to see the child who rushed out of the room staring at Ge Ge with wide eyes, and pouted his mouth as if he was about to squirt a drink, Ge Ge couldn't provoke but could hide, so he hurriedly dodged sideways, and there was a child's palm print behind the butt of his pants.
"If this kid touches me again, I'll really him!" Ge Ge glanced at his pants and looked at Sanshui who was chasing the child, and he was also very helpless.
"Whose child is this! Sanshui, stole the child? As soon as the child opened the door, he was grabbed by Wu Tong, like a puppy, and suddenly lifted it up and stepped into the house.