Chapter 20: Extenuating Evil Thoughts
I withdrew my hand in fright, looked at the water in horror, and did not dare to move. looked at Ning Xiaoman next to him again, still asleep. Didn't she feel such a big movement at all?
"Ning Xiaoman!"
Sensing that there was danger, I shook Ning Xiaoman vigorously, but there was still no response.
At this moment, the churning water suddenly stopped. A puff of purple smoke floated out of it and flew straight behind me.
"Don't shake it, if she wakes up and finds you so close to her, and you have such obscene thoughts, she will definitely have a fat beating."
Behind him, a familiar voice of schadenfreude.
This voice is not who Guiguzi is!
My hanging heart was relieved, and I turned my head angrily and said, "Come here, can you not play tricks, I was almost scared to death by you." ”
Guiguzi smiled and stepped forward and sat down next to me.
"If you don't have a ghost in your heart, can you be scared by me? Do you want me to tell this girl what you want to do while she's asleep? ”
Did this old man see it? I was so embarrassed that I couldn't do it, so I pouted and changed the subject: "Where do I have a ghost in my heart, I have a ghost in my stomach." ”
As I spoke, I angrily pointed at my bulging belly.
"Congratulations, congratulations, happy son." Guiguzi still doesn't look serious, and I'm so angry that I'm going to vomit blood.
It is said that Guiguzi knows astronomy and geography, and he can see through it for 5,000 years, and there is nothing in this world that he doesn't know. Otherwise, how could he have found me so easily. He must have known about my "pregnancy". Can I not be angry if you still look at my jokes like this?
"Since some people have accepted me as an apprentice, can they manage the life and death of their apprentices?" I stared at Guiguzi and said dissatisfiedly. Although he put me with him last time when he left, having such a powerful master is definitely not a bad thing for a person with an ill-fated person.
"My apprentice has never needed me to take care of it, and people who can't even manage themselves are not qualified to be my apprentices."
Guiguzi said with a leisurely face, that natural appearance made me angry when I saw it. At that time, I just said casually that he was going to accept me as an apprentice, and it wasn't me who licked my face and wanted to be his apprentice. Now he says he doesn't care about it, and he looks dignified. I guess with his stinky nature, if it weren't for his great ability, I don't know how many times he would have been beaten to death.
"Restrained a little, don't you know that I can see through your little bit of caution at a glance?" Guiguzi patted me on the shoulder and said lightly to me: "I don't care about you, but Ning Kun, this kid is not simple, this problem is not difficult for him, so I don't need to take action personally." I've come to you this time to give you two things. ”
Guiguzi said, his hand grabbed in the air, and there were two more things in his hand. What is this ability? Telekinesis?
"When I was alive before, I was in no mood to write down what was in my head, so I wrote some military theories on paper, and Taoist spells didn't leave anything. I have been in the bottle for thousands of years, and I am really bored, so I have written all my life's learning on this cloth. ”
Guiguzi said, handing me a roll of gold-rimmed white cloth in his hand. I looked at the missing piece at the back of his shirt, which matched the cloth. It's just less than a foot square, what can you write about? You can't put it up if you talk nonsense for a few more words, right? Such a little thing can also be called a lifetime of learning, is he a waste of fame?
I opened the cloth with doubts, only to find that the truth was even more exaggerated than I had imagined. The cloth is clean and clean, not a word!
"What about playing with me?" I rolled my eyes and said angrily to Guiguzi.
"It's not the time for you to see it. If nothing else, you'll be able to see it tonight. Guiguzi paused, and handed over another thing.
I took a look, it was a bell, it looked no different from the one Ning Kun used yesterday, I wasn't interested at all, and I didn't answer it.
Seeing my disgusted face, Guiguzi was so angry that he jumped to his feet, and he shot me in the head.
"What attitude do you stinky boy, do you know what this thing is? With him, Ning Kun can kneel down and call you dad! ”
Ning Kun called me Dad? Although I don't have such a thing, but when I heard Guiguzi say this, I immediately understood that this thing is not simple. It's just that I also probably understand Guiguzi's temperament, what he wants to give you, if you don't accept it, he will be very angry. Remembering that I was put on a show by him last time, I rolled my eyes, and said with disgust: "I'm not interested in letting Ning Kun be my son, and it's almost the same to let Ning Xiaoman call me husband." ”
In a word, it actually choked Guiguzi. After a while, he twitched the corners of his mouth and said to me: "I can't get involved in this kind of thing, chasing women depends on your own ability, can I help you?" Okay, without further ado, this thing is called the Soul Hunting Bell, and there are many levels in total. I won't tell you more about the specifics, but to put it simply, if Ning Kun is a first-class product, you are the best of the best. You can see the specific problem at night with that cloth. Remember, these two things must not be seen by others, especially Ning Kun and his daughter, you remember them for me! ”
"I still have something to do, so I won't tell you more, and I'll come to you next time for the teacher. By the way, if you want to do something, you can do it boldly, this is the ghost baby that has aroused the evil thoughts in your heart, and this is a valid reason. ”
Guiguzi glanced at Ning Xiaoman meaningfully, and then disappeared, he was really a haunting person!
As for the evil thoughts about Ning Xiaoman just now, is it really the result of ghost infants? In this case, I must restrain myself all the more, and I must not obey the will of the infant spirit! I took a deep look at Ning Xiaoman, walked towards the place where I went into the water, and put the things on the clothes on the side. I also knew that these things were precious, so I simply wrapped them in my clothes and soaked in the hot springs again. As the minutes ticked by, my belly grew bigger. I was so oppressed that I felt like my stomach was going to explode at any moment, and it was so uncomfortable.
After a long while, Ning Xiaoman woke up, and her sweet sleeping face, which had just been sweet, immediately became fierce and swept directly towards me.
I'm glad I'm not next to her right now. Otherwise, as Guiguzi said, she will definitely be beaten by her.
"How long have we been soaking?"
Ning Xiaoman asked me coldly.
I looked at the phone next to me, and eleven hours had passed. It's dark outside, and it's 11:55 p.m.
"I'm so hungry. You ask the waiter to bring something to eat. ”
I'll go? I'm holding a belly that's bigger than before, what's embarrassing? But he couldn't bear Ning Xiaoman to starve, so he could only stand up helplessly.
When I dared to get up, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and the pain was so painful that I couldn't straighten my back.
"My stomach suddenly hurts." I pointed to my big stomach and sat back in the water in pain.
It hurts, the kind of pain that can't be spoken. Am I not pain-free? Suddenly it hurts like this, is it really not a human sin? Could it be that this is the labor pain that makes women extremely painful?
"You're not going to give birth, are you? Isn't it time yet? Ning Xiaoman stared at me blankly for a long time before she got up from the hot spring and ran to the table, picked up her mobile phone, and called Ning Kun.
"Dad, come here, Xu Zheng said that he had a stomachache. I don't know, he suddenly said it hurts, come over quickly, I'm afraid I won't be able to deal with it. ”
Hanging up the phone, Ning Xiaoman walked over to me and said to me, "My dad said that it may be that the temperature here is higher than expected, and you are going to give birth prematurely." You feel pain because this ghost baby is a gathering of resentment, and there is no substance in the first place. So the pain that comes to you is not a physical pain. Maybe it's the same as the pain you felt last time you were distracted. ”
No! It hurts even more than that! I now know how hard it is for a woman to give birth, it's an inhuman torture!
The ghost baby bumped around inside and let out a weird laugh, and the louder he laughed, the more pain I felt.
Sen Sen's ghost qi bubbled out from my stomach, I bared my teeth in pain, looked at Ning Xiaoman and said weakly: "I feel like I'm not going to be able to do it anymore, I may be going to die." ”
Ning Xiaoman saw that I was really uncomfortable, and after rolling her eyes, she said to me tentatively: "You try to inhale, exhale, and exert yourself like this on TV." ”
Inhale, exhale.
I did what Ning Xiaoman said a few times, but it didn't work at all, and then I suddenly realized that something was wrong.
"I'm a man, is this a problem that can be born with force? This ghost baby is going to burst open my belly and come out! ”
"Uh-huh, I almost forgot." Ning Xiaoman nodded at me awkwardly, blushing and continued, "How do I know, I haven't given birth to a child." ”
This blushing look is really cute. Looking at her charming face, I felt that the pain was reduced a lot. At this glance, I couldn't help but look down and stay on the snow-white.
"Scoundrel, where do you look!" Ning Xiaoman said loudly at me, and stretched out his hand to make a gesture of gouging out his eyes at me.
"I just distracted myself so it didn't hurt that much. I didn't lie to you, it's true. I said weakly. Although I know that my actions are somewhat despicable, what I say is true. Looking at Ning Xiaoman like this will really make me feel a little less pain.
Ning Xiaoman didn't speak, stared at me for a long time, but her face became redder and redder. At the end, I gritted my teeth and looked at me with a heart.
"So what?"
Well?
Before I could react, Ning Xiaoman suddenly grabbed my hand and went directly to the place I dreamed of!