Not far away, a middle-aged woman walked in, dressed in the robe of Mr. Teach, but unlike other gentlemen in the college, her face was painted with heavy makeup, and she did not wear a hat on her head, but wore a flamboyant bun, like an old bustard in a green building.

When the onlookers saw her, they all looked cowering, and respectfully saluted her and called her "Sister Pomegranate!"

The woman who called Sister Pomegranate didn't look at the others, and walked straight to Kublai and Pei Zhenzhen.

After looking at Kublai You, who was moaning in pain, with a cold face, he showed a smile at Pei Zhenzhen, but quickly gathered it back, and said sternly to the two, "Do you know that violating the school rules will be deducted 500 points at a time, and if you deduct zero points, you will be directly expelled." ”

Her words frightened the two of them for a moment, and Pei Zhenzhen understood why there were a total of 1,000 credits, and it turned out that as long as he violated the school rules, he would be deducted 500, and he would have to say goodbye to the academy twice.

Sister Pomegranate saw them staring at each other in place, smiled contemptuously, and said, "You are new today, you are not sensible, I will leave five points for each of you." ”

He also ordered a student who was onlooking, "You give him two lectures, the nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine rules of our Zongheng Academy. ”

The classmate nodded immediately, and said loudly, "It is forbidden to talk back to Mr. in the academy, it is forbidden to fight, it is forbidden to destroy public property, it is forbidden to form gangs, it is forbidden to trample on flowers and plants, it is forbidden to litter, and it is forbidden for men to fall in love with men......"

When he said this, Pei Zhenzhen couldn't help but interrupt and asked puzzledly, "Why does the academy prohibit men from falling in love with men?

Sister Pomegranate glanced at Pei Zhenzhen a few more times, hid her face and smiled, "Because I am the only woman in the academy, if you fall in love with me, not only will you not lose points, but you will also add points!"

When she spoke, she suddenly noticed a trace of something strange around her, looked around, and finally her eyes fell on Wu Dalang, and the woman's intuition told her that the petite student in front of her must also be a woman, and her appearance is very outstanding!

He walked up to Wu Dalang, pointed at her and said coldly, "Are you also new here?" Why do you look so delicate, you can't be a woman dressed as a man and secretly come to our Zongheng Academy, right? I can tell you, there is no academy in Datang that will recruit female students, if this is the case, then our academy will lose face!"

Seeing through the pomegranate at a glance, Wu Dalang took two steps back, and he didn't know what to say, and the onlookers also discussed, feeling that she looked like a woman in both voice and appearance.

Just when she felt helpless, at the last moment, Pei Zhenzhen stepped in front of her, like a knight protecting a princess, protecting her behind her, but the words that came out of her mouth were a little unbearable.

Pei Zhenzhen smiled obscenely and said to Sister Pomegranate, "You must have misunderstood, how can she be a woman." ”

He first gestured at the void on Wu Dalang's chest, and explained, "You see that her figure is so barren, it's just a flat horse, where can there be a female, at best, she is a delicate-looking sissy." ”

gestured on Sister Pomegranate's chest again, and flattered, "Look at you so rich, just like handsome mountains and rivers, as well as your makeup, hair accessories, wear, and taste, this is a real woman!"

Sister Pomegranate was touted by him, and immediately forgot about Wu Dalang, and her face, which was already rouge-coated, has now become even redder.

While playing with her hanging hair, she said shyly, "It's the first time that people are so old, it's the first time I've been praised like this~"

Kublai You was so disgusted by her tone that he forgot the pain in his hands, and couldn't help but interject and ask, "Auntie, how old are you?"

Sister Pomegranate scolded coquettishly, "I hate it, don't call me aunt, I'm only forty-nine!"

As soon as she said this, almost everyone present felt gastric juice surging, only Pei Zhenzhen reluctantly squeezed out a smile and echoed, "You are only forty-nine! That's at the age of a wolf and a tiger, and everyone should really call me sister!"

When he spoke, everyone looked at him in amazement, marveling at the weight of his taste and the thickness of his skin, which was simply unheard of, beyond common sense, and subverted the three views.

Sister Pomegranate was praised by him again and again, she felt fluttering all over her body, she couldn't stand steadily, she covered her red face with her hands, and shouted "I hate it!" and ran away from the crowd.

Seeing Sister Pomegranate walking away, Pei Zhenzhen breathed a sigh of relief, glad that the crisis was finally resolved, and said in his heart, "I promised the fat dog that I must protect her until she graduates, but before she graduates, I will be expelled from the academy first, and the fat dog will not help me improve my strength." ”

At the same time, Wu Dalang looked at him with complicated eyes, angry at him for calling himself a sissy in Pingchuan, and on the other hand, grateful to him for standing up to solve the siege, and the admiration in his heart was a little better.

At this moment, the crisp bell rang again, and then someone shouted happily, "It's time to eat!"

The onlookers then dispersed, and they followed the large army to the canteen, and Pei Zhenzhen followed Wu Dalang closely along the way, for fear that anyone would come out to find trouble.

After passing through the two water-pavilion corridors, I came to a room with a radius of about thirty zhang, in which there were more than thirty dining tables, and the meals had been arranged in advance.

Wu Dalang chose a table in the corner to sit down, and Pei Zhenzhen sat opposite her, his hands on the table, his eyes staring straight at her.

Being stared at so inexplicably, where did she go to chopsticks, and after unconsciously glancing at Pei Zhenzhen a few times, she asked carefully, "Third uncle, is there anything wrong with you?"

Pei Zhen really thought, "If I tell you that a dog demon asked me to come, and a cat demon has protected you for fifteen years, then it won't scare you to pee......"

So he made up a random reason and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I just think it's quite related to you, and I can't help but want to take a few more looks." ”

As soon as Wu Dalang was said by him, his fair face immediately flushed with a touch of crimson, and he was about to move the chopsticks, but she held the chopsticks in her hand for a long time, and there was no movement, and after a while, she asked again, "Third uncle, don't you eat something?"

Pei Zhen is really a monk in the foundation building period, and he has already been able to cut the grain without eating, and directly replied, "I'm not hungry, just watch you eat!"

Wu Dalang finally decided to use the chopsticks this time, but she had just picked up a mouthful of rice, and before she could reach her mouth, Pei Zhenzhen thought that the killer might poison the food, and shouted urgently, "Don't eat it!"

Wu Dalang was stunned, was so frightened that he threw away his chopsticks, and hurriedly asked, "Third uncle, what's wrong with this meal?"

Pei Zhenzhen was not easy to explain, and said with a smile, "I think this meal is really not very good, I bought a lot of delicious food on the way here, the taste and nutrition are first-class, let's go to my residence to taste it together!"

Seeing that Wu Dalang was a little hesitant, Pei Zhenzhen directly took his hand and said proudly as he walked, "These I brought are delicious, I guarantee that you will never want to eat in the canteen again after tasting them!"

Zongheng College is a high-consumption institution, each student has his own separate room, and the space is spacious, the decoration is clumsy, and it has a bookish atmosphere.

Pei Zhenzhen pulled her to his residence and opened a bag that was enough to be a person's height, and it was divided into dozens of small bags the size of watermelons.

Pei Zhenzhen opened one of the small bags, which was filled with peanut-sized granules, and introduced, "These were originally intended to be brought back to my hometown, no matter how you look at it today, you feel that you are in love, so let's share it together!"

He said proudly, "What apple, banana, durian, grape flavor are all there, natural green nutrition is balanced, and the baby likes to never lose hair!"

Wu Dalang only felt that the last two advertising words were so familiar, but he couldn't stand Pei Zhenzhen's enthusiasm, so he picked one up and put it in his mouth and chewed it.

In the next breath, her eyes lit up, she gave a thumbs up, and praised again and again, "Third Brother, your thing is so delicious! I have never eaten such crispy food when I am so big." ”

Pei Zhen really smiled proudly, opened two small burdens, and said generously, "You can eat more delicious, the food in the canteen is not very good, why don't you eat this every day in the future, this thing is also nutritious, maybe you will develop after eating it in two months." ”

Wu Dalang nodded happily in response, and the two of them chewed like this, crunching for more than an hour, until their mouths were so dry that they couldn't swallow anymore.

Wu Dalang looked out the window, and saw that it was already dusk, so he got up and said to Pei Zhenzhen, "Thank you, third brother, for your hospitality, it's getting late today, I'll go back first, and we'll see you tomorrow." ”

As soon as Wu Dalang turned around to leave, Pei Zhenzhen took her hand again, and said awe-inspiringly, "Brother Dalang, why are you so involved, the room in this academy is big, why don't we live in the same room and take care of each other, what do you think?"

Even if she really has a good impression of Pei Zhen, but she is a young daughter's family, and she can't agree to the fact that lonely men and widows are in the same room, and she said in a trembling voice, "No, no, no, third uncle, I have lived alone since I was a child, and the two of them live together, I really can't adapt to it......"

But Pei Zhenzhen had expected that she would refuse, and had already thought of a countermeasure in her heart, and asked with a wicked smile, "Oh? Do you dislike me, or are you really a woman dressed as a man as Sister Pomegranate said?"

She hurriedly denied it, and said in a panic, "No, no! I'm so flat, at most, I'm a good-looking sissy, how can I be a woman!"

Pei Zhenzhen saw that she was messed up, so he pretended to be angry and shouted, "Then you just dislike me!"

She denied again, "No, no, I hit it off with the third uncle at first sight, how could I dislike you!"

Pei Zhenzhen took a step closer and asked, "Then do you agree to live with me?"

Wu Dalang had nothing to say for a while, so he had to nod his head and acquiesce.

Pei Zhenzhen saw her compromise, and finally felt steady, and said in his heart, "I follow twelve hours a day, live together at night, cook together during the day, and even bring food by myself, see what else the killer can do to hurt her!"