Chapter 4 Rice Noodles with Attitude (4)
The bottom of the bowl paused on the table, making a crisp sound, and when Wu Dezheng was embarrassed, he was very happy to have something to change the topic, and hurriedly said: "Yiyi, this is your new breakfast?" You've been sick for a while, but your cooking skills have become more and more sophisticated, and I haven't seen this earlier. ”
Shen Yiyi said: "This is a cross-bridge rice noodle." ”
"Cross-bridge rice noodles?" Wu De shook his head, "I really haven't heard of it." ”
"Do you know the characteristics of cross-bridge rice noodles?" Shen Yiyi asked.
"I don't know." Wu De shook his head again.
"Look at this rice noodle across the bridge, the noodle soup is calm, and there is no heat at all." Shen Yiyi said, lowered her head, and blew gently, but the soup in the bowl did not move at all, and it really did not steam hot.
Wu De was a little confused, so he echoed: "Well, it's really not hot, it's cold food, right?" ”
Shen Yiyi shook her head slowly: "Rice noodles across the bridge are not cold." It looks docile and honest, and it doesn't even feel a trace of heat, but in fact, it also has an attitude. ”
Shen Yiyi said, got up unhurriedly, smiled, and put a whole bowl of cross-bridge rice noodles upside down on the top of Wu De's head.
The boiling soup instantly broke through the thick goose fat, poured down from the top of Wu De's head, dripped all over his face, and rushed to his neck.
"Ahh
Wu De subconsciously screamed, and his voice was extremely poignant. The bowl fell from his head and shattered on the brick floor.
Little Pepper, who had been watching from the sidelines, was completely stunned. The rice noodles that don't look hot across the bridge, the soup inside is still piping hot! Wu De's face was blistered in the blink of an eye, and his neck was also burned red.
"Yiyi, you! You!! Wu De was so pained that he couldn't say a complete sentence.
Shen Yiyi stood in place, not dodging or dodging, extremely calm: "Didn't you ask me, would you like to be your concubine?" That's my attitude. Oh, no, not only am I unwilling to be a concubine for you, even if you use a sedan chair to marry Mingmei, I will not either. ”
"Yiyi!" Wu De's eyes were so hot that he could barely open them, but he still forced himself to talk to Shen Yiyi, "Yiyi, I know you are wronged, even if you kill me, my heart for you will not change." Why do you care so much about being a wife or a concubine? Whether you are a wife or a concubine, you are my woman, and I will be good to you as always-"
Shen Yiyi found that she really couldn't listen to the love words of these disgusting people, he might as well be a hooligan bully, a domestic abuser, who would tear and fight when he came up. She took a deep breath and pointed to the hall door: "Why don't you hurry up and find Lang Zhong?" If you turn around and be disfigured, you can't be an official, right? ”
No matter which dynasty or generation, there are basic requirements for the appearance of officials, not to mention disfigurement, even if there are obvious scars on the face, they can't be officials! After listening to Shen Yiyi's words, Wu De remembered this stubble, and he didn't want to stay for a long time, let out a wail from the depths of his throat, and staggered out the door.
The house finally quieted down, Shen Yiyi let out a breath and looked at the mess all over the ground: "It's a pity that I crossed the bridge rice noodles." ”
Little Pepper has been in a state of stunned, and at this time she gradually came back to her senses and exclaimed from the bottom of her heart: "Miss, I didn't expect you to be so ruthless!" Ah, no, no, no, I mean, miss, you've finally been ruthless! ”
With people like Wu De, he can't make sense, so he can only tremble. In the final analysis, it is all a mess left by "Shen Yiyi", but since she borrowed someone else's body, it is also appropriate to vent her anger for her. Shen Yiyi pointed to the ground and said, "Clean up and come to breakfast." ”
She left the living room for Little Pepper while she went back to the kitchen and remade two bowls of rice noodles across the bridge.
When the master and servant sat down to eat breakfast again, Little Pepper was still excited, and kept asking: "Miss, why did you suddenly figure it out and splash Wu De's face?" Miss, why doesn't this cross-bridge rice noodle look angry, but the soup in it is still hot after so long? ”
Why did you suddenly figure it out? Because of the person "Shen Yiyi", he has changed his core, but in order not to make Xiao Pepper suspicious, Shen Yiyi still made up a lie: "I am the one who went to the ghost gate for a while, if you still can't figure it out, you will be a fool." As for the cross-bridge rice noodles, it is because there is goose fat in it, and a thick layer of goose fat seals the hot soup inside, so it looks like there is no heat at all on the outside, but it is actually very hot inside. ”
"I see." Little Pepper nodded again and again, "Miss, your cross-bridge rice noodles are so delicious!" The soup is fresh, the powder is fine, and it is better than noodles! ”
After eating a bowl of rice noodles across the bridge, the pepper was still unfinished, and the soup was drunk cleanly.
Shen Yiyi finished eating one step ahead of her, sat at the table with her cheeks back, looking at the wall outside the hall door, in a daze.
Little Pepper held the bowl, drank the last drop of soup, and asked suspiciously, "Miss, what are you thinking?" As she spoke, she threw away the bowl and jumped up: "You shouldn't regret splashing Wu De, right?!" Don't be soft-hearted, he deserves to be burned! ”
"I have no regrets." Shen Yiyi raised her hand and pressed it downward, signaling her to calm down, "I was still thinking about talking to Wu De about the conditions and letting him let us go, but now that I have scalded him into a pig's head, it seems that the route of a peaceful breakup will not work." ”
"Miss, would you like to go?! Is it sincere this time? Little Pepper was overjoyed, "Miss, you can figure it out, let's not worry, anyway, your injury is not completely healed, and you can't go far." As long as you don't get up like before, and take Wu De as a treasure, I'm fed up. ”
Take Wu De as a treasure? She is not "Shen Yiyi". But Little Pepper doesn't know about this, so let her complain.
As for running away...... Although her injuries are not healed yet, she can prepare early. Like what...... Take stock of "Shen Yiyi"'s belongings? Shen Yiyi thought about it, got up and went back to the room.
Probably because the house is rented, the room of "Shen Yiyi" is not large, and the furnishings are simple. There was a table with drawers by the window, on which were placed with makeup; There is a cabinet in the corner with a lock on the door; There was an ordinary bed by the wall, and there was a hanger in front of the bed; Between the cabinet and the bed, there were two large chests, and there was nothing but these.
Shen Yiyi opened the box and looked at it, and the two boxes were full of clothes, shoes and socks; The bride is filled with jewelry, beautiful style and high quality; As for the bed...... She couldn't see if there was a secret compartment, a cabinet, she didn't find the key.
At this time, it reflects the disadvantages of not having the memory of the "original owner", and everything is black-eyed, and my mind is blank.