Chapter 134: Women's Clothing Boss
Because I was buried in my head, I couldn't see the man's face clearly. But judging by her long dress and waist-length hair, she should be a woman. Although it is said that the height of a woman should be relatively high, it is about 175 by visual inspection, which is completely the ideal model height.
It's just that this sneaky look doesn't look like a good person at first glance!
Maybe he didn't expect to run into us here, but after catching a glimpse of us, he immediately turned around and walked back.
"Stop!" Guiguzi walked up in three or two steps, blocked the man, snorted coldly and said with a straight face:
"What are you doing here? Are you trying to steal the elixir?! After this door is opened, the breath of the elixir will float out, and those of you who are not right-hearted must have been attracted at once, wanting to take advantage of this opportunity to steal the elixir! ”
The person who secretly pocketed the psychic pill just now is now questioning others so righteously?! I have to say that Guiguzi's face is really not ordinarily thick!
It's just that the man still lowered his head and didn't say a word, and he looked very docile.
After all, it's a woman, and besides, people haven't done anything, Guiguzi may have scared her like this. I stood aside and couldn't help but say, "You're so fierce that people are scared, what can you ask?" ”
"You have pity on the jade." Guiguzi didn't speak, but Ning Xiaoman turned his head and glared at me and said.
Damn, I would have shut up honestly if I had known. It's okay to open anything, now Ning Xiaoman must think that I am interested in seeing it, and as soon as I see that it is a woman, I will help to speak.
In fact, Lao Tzu just thinks that the appearance of Guiguzi's thief shouting to catch a thief is really a bit ridiculous.
"You know the! These people generally eat hard rather than soft. If you ask softly, you probably won't be able to ask a fart! Guiguzi glared at me, continued to stare at the man, and said sharply: "Raise your head first and let me see if I recognize it!" A good woman doesn't go shopping, she comes to steal something! ”
Really, if I hadn't known Guiguzi's virtue, I might have been deceived by his hypocritical face.
It's just that the woman didn't seem to hear Guiguzi's words, so she just refused to raise her head. Is this too beautiful or too ugly, or is it true that you know Guiguzi, so you have been refusing to raise your head?
"Don't blame me for not looking up again! I'm a Guiguzi, I'm afraid you'll lose your life as soon as you make a move! ”
This is Heavenly Court, and those who appear here should be very likely to be immortals. It's just that immortals can cover up the immortal energy on their bodies, and they look no different from ordinary people. I didn't see the aura on Taishang Laojun before, and I couldn't tell this woman's. So what her strength is, I really don't know yet.
However, after Guiguzi said this, she raised her head.
Although he is not interested in other women, he still can't hold back his strong curiosity. Fortunately, Ning Xiaoman probably also wanted to know what this woman looked like, so she went around to the front to look. Naturally, I didn't miss this opportunity, and I followed her up and walked up to the woman.
The woman is very delicate and beautiful, with a pair of phoenix eyes that are charming and seductive, plus a look of grievance, it looks like I feel pity.
It's just, how do I feel that something is wrong?
"I don't think I've seen it." Guiguzi pondered for a moment, and then said, "Say, what kind of pill do you want to steal here?" ”
Still don't speak.
I can't help but wonder if the beautiful woman in front of me is a mute.
"It doesn't matter if you don't say it, anyway, no matter which one you want to steal, you can't steal it now. You definitely won't come to steal when Taishang Lao'er is here, and you came here as soon as he goes out today, and I think you should know his whereabouts very well, I guess he should know you too. So it doesn't matter if you don't say it, we'll just wait here for him to come back. ”
When the beauty heard that she was going to wait for Taishang Laojun to come back, she seemed to be a little panicked.
Ning Xiaoman stared at her but frowned slightly, and actually bent down slightly to look at her from the bottom up.
Immediately, he stood up and said to me, "Have you ever seen a woman with an Adam's apple?" ”
Adam's apple? As soon as the beauty heard Ning Xiaoman say this, she immediately lowered her head again.
I immediately bent down to take a look, but I didn't expect to actually see her bulging Adam's apple! Looking at her more closely, her shoulders seemed to be a little wide.
Although this person is a delicate woman in terms of appearance and dress. However, Lao Tzu has really never seen a woman grow an Adam's apple! It's really strange to meet a women's clothing boss! I thought that only in the world could there be people with such fun, but I didn't expect it to be in the fairy world!
"It's strange, it's actually a man!"
Guiguzi shook his eyes and said in disbelief.
"Don't say it's you, I don't even believe me as a woman. A man looks better than a woman, he is so delicate without much makeup, and he still has to wear makeup? It's really not to give women a way to live! Ning Xiaoman sighed and pursed her lips helplessly.
However, Ning Xiaoman herself is so beautiful, naturally she is not too jealous of this person's appearance, but she is just a little shocked.
"I know him, he is Yang Rui, the son of the Immortal."
Taishang Laojun's voice came from behind him, and he hurriedly walked over. Behind him, there was another immortal with outstanding temperament. It seems that it is still very similar to the appearance of Yang Rui in front of him. It's just that the face of the person who came is a little more mature. I guess he's probably the Loose Immortal.
"I don't study well all day long, and I still wear women's clothes to come here to be embarrassed, and I won't take it off!"
The carefree immortal swept his eyes coldly and opened his mouth sharply at Yang Rui.
Yang Rui pursed his lips, directly ripped off the wig on his head, revealing a plate that was almost close to his scalp, and then wiped off the lipstick. was a charming woman just now, but she became a pure master in an instant.
Then, he ripped off the skirt he was wearing, revealing his bare chest.
As soon as he took off his shirt, Yang Rui looked more like a man. Whether it's pectoral muscles or abdominal muscles, they are much more developed than me. It seems that I am not as good as him except for a few centimeters taller than him.
"Hooligans!"
Ning Xiaoman said indignantly and turned his face away.
In fact, it's nothing to expose the upper half of the body, the most important thing is that after taking off this long skirt, Yang Rui only has a pair of shorts left on his body, and he really looks a little blind.
"It really is! Won't you wear a dress and a pair of pants inside?! ”
The carefree immortal was a little embarrassed, and said coldly to Yang Rui. Yang Rui looked indifferent, and stood there with a righteous awe-inspiring face for us to visit.
This second generation of immortals seems to be a difficult to manage gentleman.
"I'll go in and find a suit of clothes for him to put on."
Taishang Laojun said a word, walked directly into the easternmost room, and took a set of clothes out. Yang Rui glanced at it and put it on very reluctantly.
Although there is no difference between the clothes of the fairy world and the human world, there is no difference between the old man of Taishang Laojun and the old man of the human world. A gray shirt and a pair of black pants really don't stick to fashion at all.
But clothes are actually picky. Yang Rui's ruffian aura was too heavy, the bottom two of his shirt were buttoned, and his trouser legs were rolled up above his ankles.
"I knew that it must be nothing good for you kid to sneak away, but I didn't expect to catch you sneaking here, did you come to steal the elixir?"
"Who said that I came to steal the elixir, I just thought that Taishang Laojun was there, and the smell of the elixir ran out, for fear that someone would plot against me, so I came to take a look." Yang Rui opened his mouth lightly, confirming that he was not a mute. But his rhetoric is really not convincing.
If there was really any situation, Taishang Laojun must have noticed it before him, so how could he ignore it? Obviously, he secretly came here for an ulterior purpose.
But fortunately, Taishang Laojun didn't care about the face of the free immortals, so he didn't continue to investigate.
"Since you're here, let's pay homage to a teacher by the way."
The carefree immortal said, looking in the direction of Taishang Laojun.
Yang Rui frowned and said impatiently.
"I've said many times that I won't worship Taishang Laojun as a teacher, I only stay in front of the boiler room all my life to refine what elixir, what is the difference between it and those uncles who burn boilers for heating in the world!"
Burst! actually compared Taishang Laojun with the boiler-burning uncle, this Yang Rui's mouth is really poisonous.
Taishang Laojun's complexion changed, and he was probably a little embarrassed. And the carefree immortal on the side instantly darkened his face. It seems that this is not the first time he has asked Yang Ruibai Taishang Laojun as a teacher, but obviously, his attitude is still as resistant as ever.
Even when I stood on the sidelines, I could feel full of embarrassment.
Taishang Laojun cleared his throat and said to the Xiaoyao Immortal: "If he doesn't want to, forget it, is it possible to force him to apprentice?" ”
In fact, when I look at Taishang Laojun's appearance, I don't really want to accept this Yang Rui as an apprentice, after all, this person makes people feel a headache at first sight. Fortunately, Yang Rui was also resolutely reluctant to apprentice, but gave Taishang Laojun a step down.
But the determination of the people who can be scattered is much stronger than imagined.
He looked at Yang Rui with a cold gaze, and said sharply: "You are asking your apprentice to accept your temperament, if you continue like this, who will take care of the affairs of Xiaoyao Mansion when I die in the future?" ”
"It's still tens of thousands of years before you die." Yang Rui pursed his lips and said disappreciatively: "Anyway, I just don't want to learn alchemy, I don't want to apprentice." ”
"I can't help you, you have to apprentice me no matter what today, otherwise I won't have your son!"
The attitude of the free immortal was very resolute, as if he did not give Yang Rui a way out.
Yang Rui gritted his teeth and said indignantly: "Don't you just want me to apprentice?" Then it doesn't matter if I find someone to worship. ”
As he spoke, a pair of Danfeng eyes looked at me.
Then, three pale blue silk threads suddenly floated out of his body, and quickly floated into my body.
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