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"Humph!"

Fang Dalong finally made a stinky sound, took his mobile phone and shook it in front of the stunned Su Yingying and said:

"See? Is it difficult for Brother Long to apply for joining the group? ”

"Tell me about the blind gesture you jumped up and down next to you just now, shame on you? It's really that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry! ”

Su Yingying reacted suddenly, and suddenly her willow eyebrows rose upside down, her apricot eyes widened, and she raised her fist and screamed:

"Long Xing, you are looking for a beating!"

"Stop!"

Fang Dalong hurriedly pointed the mobile phone screen at Su Yingying and said:

"Let's experience what it's like to join a group!"

Su Yingying snorted coldly:

"I've been experiencing this feeling for a long time."

"Aftertaste! The aftertaste is the most wonderful! ”

Agree!

Fang Dalong came to Su Yingying's side, faced the mobile phone screen together, and clicked agree.

At the same time, he saw with the corner of his eye that Su Yingying's fist had indeed been loosened, and Fang Dalong let out a sigh of relief, and he also had a set of ways to deal with the violent female dragon brother!

Su Yingying directly opened her WeChat group, and said impatiently to Fang Dalong:

"Grandma still needs to use your phone to watch? See for yourself, you're in the same group as me. ”

Fang Dalong was actually still very interested, this "Eighth Group of Natural Fury" was obviously a gathering place for reincarnations!

Thinking that the group was full of reincarnations, Fang Dalong felt an irrepressible excitement, as if a street child who had been away from home for many years had returned to his homeland.

Unexpectedly, he had just joined the group, and someone immediately teased him.

Not cute: New arrival, report three measurements.

Asuka Shadow: I'm more interested in how the new children's shoes got their first popularity.

Another Chen: Let's guess whether he or she is gg or mm first!

Dr. King: Maybe neither GG nor MM.

Feng Yun Lin'an: Could it be a human ...... Ah, it's a demon?

10:49: The introducer is a Sakura beauty, so it shouldn't be a little white face raised by Sakura Sakura, right?

Feng Yan Lin'an: Maybe it's the object of Sakura and Sakura's beautiful lily!

Not cute: It's better to report the measurements first!

Wave Knight Exclusive: Don't scare people, hey, that children's shoes called Dalong 1v10, say hello to everyone!

Fang Dalong was a little stunned, and Su Yingying directly reminded beside him:

"You need to say hello to the group! What are you doing standing stupidly? Isn't it cool? You know, most of them are your seniors! Also, in addition to the four administrators, there are at least a dozen members, and the level of the reincarnation has broken through the seniors, so you are really not qualified to argue with them. ”

Fang Dalong was a little unhappy:

"What a board! I've just joined the group, and I haven't even figured out what to say, what do you think you're impatient? And they are all one by one, they are little white faces and people and demons, how can they bury people so much, do you really treat Brother Long and me as chicks? ”

Su Yingying stood in front of Fang Dalong and sneered angrily:

"Do you still think this is an ordinary WeChat group? Do you know who these people are? There are too many people out there who can pinch you to death with one finger, you know? You're in danger right now, and you're counting on the group members to support you, you know? I suggest that you, a newcomer who has just joined the group, take it soft first and win everyone's favor, what's wrong? Is this wrong? ”

Fang Dalong said angrily:

"Do you want Brother Long to pretend to be crazy and stupid in the group like a clown, or pretend to be cute, in order to win the favor of these guys who bury people? Dream! ”

Su Yingying was happy:

"Okay, Long Xing, I don't want to quarrel with you now, I'll just say one thing."

"Even if you're in an ordinary WeChat group, it's always right for you to say hello to people when you join the group, right? That's basic politeness, right? ”

Fang Dalong's mouth moved a few times, but he didn't continue to refute, and said a little reluctantly:

"That's reasonable, so say hello!"

Dalong 1v10: Hello seniors, the dragon is polite.

Not cute: Yo he, it's been a long time coming! Don't talk nonsense yet, hurry up and report the measurements!

Fang Dalong immediately glared at Su Yingying next to him.

Su Yingying was directly angry enough and choked:

"What are you staring at me for! It's him teasing you, not my aunt and me! ”

Fang Dalong didn't pay attention to what Su Yingying said, since he was already bubbling, as a newcomer, if the old man in the group asked, he couldn't pretend not to see it.

In particular, this is a group of reincarnators, according to Su Yingying, whether he can escape the pursuit of the Xiaoyao Society depends on them, so Fang Dalong can only reply hard.

Dalong 1v10: Seven-foot man, how can there be three measurements.

Not cute: Yo yo yo, it's still a seven-foot man, are you an ancient ruler or a modern ruler? A ruler in the Three Kingdoms era? 1 foot 0.242 meters, you seven-foot man, is only 1.7 meters tall, if it is a modern ruler, 1 foot 0.333 meters, you are still more than two meters tall giant!

Fang Dalong couldn't help but complain in his heart, his name is not cute, you are really not cute!

Dalong 1v10: The junior is one meter eight eight.

Asuka Shadow: Alright, he's kidding you! We're really not interested in your height, everyone is a reincarnation, what height, weight and measurements, isn't that a simple change technique?

Asuka Shadow: What we're interested in is, how did you get your first embrace?

Not cute: Whoever is joking, we are only interested in Sanwei, whether it is a woman's or a man's.

Asuka Shadow: Long Xing, tell me quickly, what is your first way to get your first embrace?

Another Hour: Ordinary Quest Awakening! Most of us are like this, and you don't have to have too many illusions about a newcomer who has just joined the group, the latter two ways of awakening at the beginning, the probability of success has never been high.

Fang Dalong felt that the moment of his pride had come, it seemed that obsession awakening was very scarce! Then Brother Long is welcome, you have to shock your self-righteous guys.

Dalong 1v10: The way to get the first embrace in the next is: obsession awakening.

The group was silent for five seconds.

Fang Dalong felt that the pores of his sweat were stretched, and his vanity was rising!

Why can't you have illusions about newcomers, let you drag in front of Brother Long for so long, and now you are slapped in the face!

At this time, one dialog box after another suddenly appeared in the WeChat group, and Fang Dalong looked at it, and his nose was almost crooked.

Xian Yaoyou: I've always felt that there is a big problem with the option of obsession awakening.

Zhang Chun: That's right, I also think there is a big problem, people who are obsessed with awakening are basically not normal, you think about it, obsession awakening, what comes to mind is what it is, if my obsession is to engage in a certain beauty star, day and night to do that, after the obsession awakens, what ability will I get?

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