(Cat flutter Chinese ) shouted several times, this kid hasn't come out yet, can't I already shock the Styx realm?

"Don't come out and burn the Styx." I yelled.

"What are you doing? Yelling? The voice of the Styx crosser.

"Where did you reincarnate the monkey, send me there."

"According to what you say."

"Then why didn't he come to us?"

"Then I don't know, maybe his memory hasn't been activated yet."

"Did you give him soul blood?"

"How is that possible? I don't do it, I'll send you over, you go and see for yourself, I'm not in the mood to stare at him every day. ”

After the Styx crosser finished speaking, I had been sent to a broken temple, it was actually a temple in the mountains and forests of Dongzhou Fishing Village, this was the place where Li Nu stayed before, did this kid become a monk instead?

However, he is a descendant of the demon hunters, and they live a normal life after coming ashore, so it is more reasonable to appear here.

The temple was very dilapidated, there was no business, and I didn't even smell the smell of incense, so I heard the sound of women laughing in the courtyard, so I went into the broken courtyard and peeked.

Under a peach tree, hanging on a swing, Zhang Peng is wearing a flower T-shirt on his upper body, big pants on his lower body, and flip-flops, and a woman in her thirties is sitting next to her, who looks very ordinary and is a little older.

"You don't have to move your hands and feet." The woman said.

"You've moved here." Zhang Peng said.

"That's not good, if you are gossiped about by the villagers, my parents will not agree, you have to marry Mingmei."

"Don't bother, right?"

"Do you want to save the bride price, or do you think that I am divorced and have children, so I think it is not worth marrying?"

"I don't have any money right now!"

"Doesn't everyone say you're very good at fortune telling? How can it not be profitable? ”

"I don't charge a lot of high prices, mix up living expenses, and don't I spend them all for you?" Zhang Peng said helplessly, this kid is so miserable now? Listening to the content of their conversation, he is still doing his old job, cheating and cheating.

When the woman heard this, she was anxious, stood up and said angrily, "How much does it cost you?" A man must look like a man, making more money is the last word, my mother said, the bride price is 200,000 yuan, otherwise you will disrespect me at that time. ”

"Where am I going to get 200,000 now?" Zhang Peng asked helplessly.

"What money can you earn by telling fortunes and curing the poor every day? There are so many rich people in Shanghai, you can't fool around 200,000 flowers? ”

"Not so good!"

This kind of goods, Zhang Peng is still a treasure, is he reincarnated as a fool in this life? Ma Junna's beauty and charm may throw off this shrew for 100,000 streets.

If he didn't look for it, did he really forget?

I touched Zhang Peng's back from the peach forest, and suddenly appeared, when the woman saw me, she screamed in fright, Zhang Peng stood up quickly, looked back at me, and took out a yellow charm and slapped it on my head, "Where is the demon?" ”

I tore off the talisman on my forehead and looked at him, and he actually took a few steps back, stopped in front of the woman, and said, "Are you...... Who is it? ”

"Lao Tzu is your father!" I scolded, paralyzed, he didn't even know me at all.

Zhang Peng looked at me with a frown, squinted his eyes and thought about it, "I actually have a bit of a familiar feeling about your appearance." ”

"Remembered?" I asked.

"No, I often dream of some strange people, but it's just a dream, you don't look like an ordinary person, we should have no hatred, don't be embarrassed by us." Zhang Peng said.

"I don't remember, then I'll beat you to remember." I say.

"Heaven and earth are infinite, Qiankun borrows the law ......" Zhang Peng shouted, a few golden runes flew out and turned into small golden swords and rushed towards me, I swept my hand and grabbed those talismans in my hand and burned them to ashes, clapped my hands, rushed over and slapped him hard. Lend your mother's head! ”

"Demon ...... The demonic spirit is too heavy. Zhang Peng covered his face, still so funny.

"Do you remember me?" I asked.

"Cuihua, go to the village and ask someone to help!"

After Zhang Peng finished speaking, he rushed over and grabbed my hair, and I didn't have to be ruthless, otherwise he wouldn't be enough for me to play.

"What the hell are you? Why are you hitting me? He said, tugging at my hair and refusing to let go.

I kicked him out, and Cuihua was already scared and ran to the village to find someone.

"You kid really don't remember me?" I asked.

Zhang Peng rubbed his stomach and knelt on the ground, almost crying bitterly. "Big brother, we don't know each other, what can you say directly! Why do you hit someone? You're not a normal person, and I can't beat you! ”

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought beating would wake you up."

He got up from the ground, "Who the hell are you?" How do we know each other? Unless your name is Jiang Shuisheng. ”

I was stunned, was he just partially amnesiac? "I'm Jiang Shuisheng!"

"Haha, if you want to trick me, just climb the pole. Jiang Shuisheng is the best friend of my dreams, a friend who doesn't exist. Human beings actually live in two realms, one is outside the dream and the other is in the dream, these two realms are multi-dimensional, and there is no possibility of crossing. Jiang Shuisheng doesn't exist, you are a liar, I will call the police to arrest you. ”

Zhang Peng thought that he had caught my words, so he was very proud. I shook my head helplessly, too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so I could only think of other ways.

"I ask you, what did you just discuss with that woman?" I asked.

"It's my business."

"Don't you know you have a wife of your own?"

"Me? Got a wife? Zhang Peng looked at me in confusion and asked, his expression was very strange, he scratched his head, pulled a peach tree leaf and stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it, then looked back at me and asked, "Don't you say her name is Ma Junna." ”

"yes, do you remember?" I asked.

"When I dreamed, I dreamed." Zhang Peng muttered, then walked up to me, poked me in the face, and asked, "Can I slap you?" ”

"Why?"

"I felt like I was dreaming." He said.

He felt that he should hit him in a dream, so I just slapped him, and he was stunned, and his lips were bloody, but he didn't get angry, but muttered, "It hurts, I'm not in a dream now?" ”

"You come with me to see her now!" I say.

"Brother, where did you learn the Tao? I see that you are full of yin and yang qi in your body, and you are a master among the masters. ”

"Why do you ask this?" I don't understand.

"That's the case, you are higher than me, I admit this, I can't beat you, but you can't be wrong, why are you playing me? I'm a poor man, I can't even afford a daughter-in-law, but I don't have the money to cheat you. Zhang Peng said.

"In this way, you go with me to meet her, if you really don't remember, it doesn't matter, I will give you 200,000 to marry a daughter-in-law at that time." I said, lie to the past first, Qingling is his daughter, Junna is his wife, I will always remember it when I see it.

Besides, Jun Na is such a beauty, everyone is thrilled when he sees it, will he marry that shrew when the time comes?

Zhang Peng was still like that, staring at me, "You must be a liar, say, what do you want to do?" ”

"Where the did you get all this?" I yelled.

Carrying him directly to Qingqing's villa, Zhang Peng opened his eyes and looked at me, and was so frightened that he turned around and ran.

"How did we get here? Qimen Dunjia? There is no such spell in this world! You are not human, you are not a ghost, wait for me, I will go back to get the magic weapon, and we will have a fair competition. Zhang Peng said that he ran faster than a rabbit and went downstairs as soon as he slipped through the smoke.

I ran up to him, and he turned pale with fright, and rushed to the window again, still like that.

Dragged him by the collar and dragged him directly to the second floor, and slammed open the door, I grass, Qingling was changing Jun Na's clothes, and she was wearing nothing, so scared that I hurriedly pushed Zhang Peng in, and quickly closed the door, I have to admit that Jun Na's figure is really good.

But in less than three seconds, Zhang Peng ran out in fright, his face turned red with fright, and he pointed at me and yelled, "You...... What do you want to do? Spicy eyes, spicy eyes. ”

Qing Ling ran out of it and was about to call Dad, but I stopped him, "You come with me." I said to Qingling.

Then dragged Zhang Peng to Qingqing's room, considering the embarrassment just now, I knocked on the door, Ling'er opened the door, and saw Zhang Peng was very happy, as if the stone in his heart had fallen to the ground, "Zhang Peng, you are back!" Aquatic, why did you beat him like this. ”

I said to Zhang Peng, "These two women, which one is the Ma Junna in your dream?" ”

Zhang Peng shook me off angrily, squinted at Ling'er and Qingling, thought for a long time, and said, "Neither of these two." ”

Qingling was about to call Dad again, but I hurriedly stopped, "Don't speak." ”

I lifted Zhang Peng's collar again, pointed at Qingling and asked, "Who is this?" Do you know? ”

Zhang Peng walked over, looked at Qing Ling, sniffed his nose, and sniffed like a dog, "I can't remember, but she is very similar to the woman in my dream." ”

"Dad, are you stupid? You don't remember me, do you? Qing Ling asked anxiously.

"Who's your dad? I don't want to be a father. Zhang Peng said.

Ling'er and Qingling looked at me a little confused, and I shook my head, "He can't remember us." ”

"So what to do? I'll just say that he's not the same person he used to be. Qing Ling was anxious and was about to cry, this is indeed a bit troublesome, this kind of time and space chaos happened in the first place, it was a bit evil, if Zhang Peng really couldn't remember, then he had to start over, it was always a little awkward.

Zhang Peng wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth very embarrassed, squatted under the corner, rubbed his face, and then looked at me and said, "Can you go and see that woman?" ”

"What? Isn't it not remembered? When you see someone with a beautiful figure and a good figure, do you have a lust heart? I said angrily.

He sniffled and walked to the door, and we followed him, "I seem to remember her smell." ”

"That's not good, you'll have to think about it all to see her."

"Let him go and see, maybe my mother will wake up soon." Qing Ling said.

I could only nod, Qingling put on Jun Na's clothes, and then let Zhang Peng in, Zhang Peng sniffed in front of Ma Junna's nose like a dog, and the closer he smelled, he almost kissed him, and I twisted my ears and lifted it, "Did you remember?" ”

"It tastes really the same, but ...... But I'm not insane, I have never met her since I was a child. Zhang Peng said.

"Let them stay a little longer!" Qing Ling said.

I nodded, followed Ling'er to help Qingqing put on her pajamas, and sent her to the basement to continue to dissolve the Rejuvenation Pill. As soon as he went up, Qing Ling rushed over and said, "My father has escaped." ”

"Can't you even catch him?" I said, Qing Ling has been mixed with Shi Qing, and it is no problem to deal with Zhang Peng.

"Then he's my dad, I can't beat him!" Qing Ling muttered.

"That's just to wait for your mom to wake up." I said, but Zhang Peng's kid wants to marry someone else, which is also very troublesome!

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