"Xiao Xun, can you get bigger?"

"But, master, Xiao Xun's chest is so small. ”

"You still have breasts? Why didn't I see that? I mean, can you make your body bigger?"

"No, Xiao Xun is so big. ”

Chu Xiaoye sighed and said, "Okay, it's really boring to cultivate the perspective technique on you." ”

With such a small body, the chest is still flat, even if you transform and change your clothes, it doesn't make people have the slightest impulse.

"Does the master still learn?"

Little Lori said angrily.

Chu Xiaoye hurriedly sat down and said, "Learn, of course learn." ”

At noon, Chu Xiaoye was finally able to see the essence through the phenomenon and the body through the clothes.

However, it's a bit boring.

The little black cat yawned, jumped from the window, then pushed open the back door and "meowed" at Chu Xiaoye.

That arrogant demeanor,It seems to say,Sayoko,It's time to prepare a meal for Benmeow.。

Chu Xiaoye glanced at it, picked up the pillow on the bed, and scolded: "Dead cat!

The little black cat was full of disdain, turned around directly, cocked its tail, and squirmed its buttocks, as if provocatively: Come on, throw it, believe it or not, Ben Meow shit and pee on your pillow?

For some reason, Chu Xiaoye seemed to understand its heart, was stunned for a moment, and tentatively spoke again: "Kitten, are you male or female?"

The little black cat turned around, squatted on the ground, its two front legs were wrapped around its chest, its chin was tilted, and it looked at him with a proud face, as if to say: The old lady is naturally a mother!

Chu Xiaoye had a shocked expression on his face!

He was really able to understand the voice in the heart of this little black cat, and this little black cat could still make human movements and demeanor, isn't it a sperm?

"Ben Meow is hungry and wants to eat!"

The little black cat crossed its arms and commanded the tunnel.

Chu Xiaoye said: "I'm going to now, fresh, do you want to eat it?"

Hmph, even if you become a sperm, in your brother's territory, do you still want to be the king and hegemon?

The little black cat suddenly became furious, his eyes widened angrily, and he meowed, indicating that he was very angry, and jumped on the bed at once, squinting his eyes, and looked at him.

Chu Xiaoye was not false at all, raised his fist and threatened: "Dead cat, have you ever seen a fist the size of a sandbag?"

"Bang!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a black shadow flashed in front of him, and the little black cat jumped up like lightning, clenched his left paw into a fist, and punched him on the nose, instantly beating him to a nosebleed, and his eyes were full of gold stars!

By the time he could react, the little black cat had already jumped out of the back door, jumped off the balcony, and let out a smug and mocking "meow" from his mouth.

"Damn, dead cat, you wait for me!"

Chu Xiaoye covered his nose and said viciously.

There was a sudden feeling of hunger in my stomach, and I ate a bun in the morning, which naturally didn't last long.

He got out of bed and wiped his nosebleed, packed his things, washed his face, and prepared to go out to eat.

Before going out, he closed all the doors and windows to prevent the mean cat from sneaking in again.

After he went downstairs, the little black cat jumped on the balcony again, and then jumped on the windowsill, and with a gentle claw on the glass, the buckle inside actually "snapped" and opened automatically.

"Hmph, it's a fool's dream to keep Ben Meow out!"

The little black cat jumped on the desk, pulled some toilet paper with his mouth, rubbed his four cat paws on it, and then jumped on the bed, pillowed like a human being, lay down comfortably, and lazily closed the cat's eyes.

Chu Xiaoye came to Fallen Street and asked for a fast food, and when he was about to pack it away, the girl named Xu Hai actually appeared behind him again, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Classmate, compensate me for Coke!"

Chu Xiaoye saw the person clearly, and immediately became furious, and said, "Classmate, compensate me for my clothes!"

Xu Chai narrowed his dark eyes and said, "Okay, you compensate me Coke first, and I'll compensate you for your clothes." ”

Chu Xiaoye sneered, naturally he wouldn't believe her, took the fast food, turned around and prepared to leave.

Xu Hai grabbed his arm and said confidently: "Classmate, if you don't compensate me for Coke, don't want to leave!"

Chu Xiaoye said angrily: "Let go! I'll count three times, if you don't let go, I'll ......"

"You're going to up, aren't you?"

Xu Chai snorted coldly with a look of course: "I knew that you had ill intentions towards me for a long time, and every time you saw me, you were swallowing saliva, don't think I don't know your dirty thoughts!"

The students who passed by all stopped and looked at the two of them in amazement.

Chu Xiaoye's face suddenly turned red, and he said angrily: "I'm hungry, I'm buying food, and when I see so much food, I naturally swallow my saliva, and I have a hairy relationship with you! Can you stop being so narcissistic?"

Xu Chai was about to fight back, when a tall boy holding a basketball suddenly came out next to him and said, "Xiao Hai, what's going on?"

Xu Hai rolled his eyes and immediately said: "Zhang Shuai, this guy has bad intentions towards me, has bad intentions, deliberately takes away my Coke, wants my contact information, you help me beat him!"

Zhang Shuai likes her, and the whole class knows that at this time, he is just used to scare and scare this kid who doesn't buy her Coke.

She's so cute, as soon as she opens her mouth, which boy in the school doesn't get excited and immediately run to buy her a Coke?

And this kid can't see her cuteness, he keeps rejecting her, and he dares to murder her, it's really hateful!

"Zhang Shuai, beat him!"

Xu Chai instigated.

Zhang Shuai handed the basketball in his hand to a boy behind him, looked at Chu Xiaoye coldly, and said proudly: "Boy, which academy are you? Do you know that Xiao Hai is the flower of our Academy of Fine Arts?

The boys and girls all around stopped to watch.

Even the vendors on both sides of the street poked their heads out, ready to watch the excitement.

Xu Chai looked gloating, stretched out his finger and poked Chu Xiaoye's chest, and said with a smug face: "Are you afraid? If you're afraid, buy a Coke for Miss Ben, immediately!"

Chu Xiaoye grabbed her slender fingers and said with a smile: "Daughter-in-law, don't make trouble." ”

"Huh?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the audience had a stunned expression, this pair of men and women turned out to be a couple?

Xu Chai also looked sluggish, looking at Chu Xiaoye in a daze, and even forgot to withdraw his fingers when he held them.

Zhang Shuai was furious, clenched his fists with one hand, pointed at Chu Xiaoye with the other and said angrily: "Boy, you dare to talk nonsense! When did Xiaochai become your girlfriend? Believe it or not, I killed you?"

Chu Xiaoye held Xu Hai's fingers, lowered her head with a smile on her face, kissed her fingertips, and said, "Last night, just last night, she became my girlfriend." We are joking with each other, we have conflicts, and we don't care about your? Are you my son, or are you my grandson?"

As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of laughter all around.

Zhang Shuai's face suddenly turned red, he couldn't bear it anymore, he suddenly roared angrily, and punched him in the face.

"Bang!"

Chu Xiaoye didn't avoid it, and greeted it with a punch!

Two fists collided violently!

Zhang Shuai suddenly screamed "ah", jumped up from the spot at once, his face was twisted in pain, and he screamed.

Xu Chai finally woke up, hurriedly pulled his fingers out of Chu Xiaoye's palm, and said in shame: "You stinky rascal!Who is your daughter-in-law?"

Everyone around looked stunned, and said secretly: Could it be that this kid is wishful thinking, or is it really nonsense?

Chu Xiaoye said with a smile on her face: "Daughter-in-law, don't be angry, it's all a family, why bother." Last night at the hotel, you weren't like this, but at that time, you were gentle. ”

"You...... You...... You fart!"

As soon as these words came out, Xu Hai's lungs exploded, his little face turned red, his bulging chest rose and fell violently, and he bit his white little teeth, like a little beast about to pounce on and bite in anger.

Chu Xiaoye hurriedly said: "Daughter-in-law, are you amnesia? This morning, I helped you put on the clothes I helped you wear, your underwear is pink, your underwear is white, and there is a cartoon bear on it." ”

As soon as these words came out, Xu Hai, who was about to pounce on and bite people, suddenly shook his body, his eyes widened, and he looked at him in disbelief.

"That's right, daughter-in-law, there's a little butterfly birthmark on your buttocks. ”

Chu Xiaoye added with a smile again, his eyes full of mockery.

Xu Chai suddenly stumbled, took a few steps back, almost fell, and his wide-eyed eyes looked at him in horror as if he had seen a ghost.

Seeing her reaction, everyone naturally understood that this matter was true.

"Cut, it's been a long time, it's really a couple. ”

"Boring. ”

Everyone muttered a word and dispersed.

And Zhang Shuai, who was holding his fists and sweating profusely, clearly felt the mocking and disdainful gaze that everyone looked at him when they left.

He turned out to be a junior who wanted to snatch love with a knife!

When couples quarrel and have petty conflicts, he shamelessly wants to come over and help him get ahead! The point is, he didn't come out to the end, but on the contrary, he made a fool of himself!

Shame on you.

His face was full of shame, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Chu Xiaoye, on the other hand, was still full of smiles, waved his hand at Xu Hai, who was stunned, and said, "Daughter-in-law, I'll leave first, see you tonight." Remember to open the hotel first. ”

With that, he laughed and left.