The minister obviously hesitated, not only feeling hesitant but also ridiculous: "This ...... Not very well, are you a little wrong today? ”

Lian Xie was impatient: "There is so much nonsense, just say that it is not comparable?" Look how much older Lao Tzu is than you, call Lao Attack! ”

There is also a picture attached to the back, which is still very subtle and has no dew point. It is a picture of a white hand drawing a length on the crotch of the pants, and Lian Xie grinds his teeth for a while, which sand sculpture from Mars is this mentally handicapped child!

[Host, calm down, don't scold yourself. 】

The lotus evil breath was a little unstable, and while putting on a mask and hat, he went out of the community, stopped a taxi and reported the location of the snack bar.

Even if the words on WeChat are so sand sculptures, for the sake of the task, he still has to sacrifice himself gloriously and go to the scene to communicate with his subordinates.

The chat history is not over yet.,Lotus Evil came out of the community when he saw the picture.,After getting into the taxi, he opened it and continued to look at it.,After reading it, he seriously thought about whether he wanted to self-destruct his eyes.。

Lotus Evil: "28CM, give you a different feeling of flying cool, come on baby!" Indulge yourself in your puff and self-indulgence! ”

Comes with a kiss emoji.

Not to be outdone, the minister also compared a length, one hand could not be compared, he used two hands, and pierced the lie of the lotus evil: "You liar, how can you be so big." But mine is older than you, should the title be changed? No matter what, you called me the old attacker. ”

Lianxie: "CNM, is this thing still the length of a normal person?" Lao Tzu's most normal is still Lao Tzu on top. ”

The minister was wronged: "You said okay, how can you repent?" ”

Lotus Evil: "Roll on, when did Lao Tzu say that he was a talker?" It's not enough to talk, and you can't hit me! Slightly, it's much more comfortable to tease you, thank you! I love you~ You don't love me~ The size of the two of us is not suitable for being together~ So it's enough for you to think about me. ”

Then the minister sent a QQ voice over, and was hung up, and the time stopped at one o'clock, and the minister didn't send a message, and the lotus evil didn't send it.

After reading the chat log, Lian Xie took off his mask, took a breath out of the car window with his face, tried his best to stabilize the urge to crush the phone, and secretly grinded his teeth in his heart.

What kind of sand sculpture is this, even if he flirts with people, he will not be so ruthless to the target person, and the tone is so retarded.

Especially the last long text.

Lian Xie quickly deleted all the chat history, and in the end he was still angry, and almost threw the phone out.

"What's wrong with the lad? It feels like you're angry. ”

The middle-aged uncle who drove the car advised, "Lost love, right? There is no grass at the end of the world, don't care about such a trivial thing as falling out of love~"

His strange tone reminded Lian Xie of the last text, the omission yo, and the yo yo with various accents was about to appear in his mind.

He put on a mask and said coldly: "It's not a matter of falling out of love, you misunderstood." ”

The car stopped as soon as he finished speaking, and the middle-aged uncle didn't say anything more, just stretched out his hand to quote the price.

Lian Xie gave the money and quickly got out of the car and entered the snack bar, he originally thought that he would arrive first, but he didn't expect that there was already a person sitting in the snack bar.

In the empty shop, except for the boss who sat there watching TV, there was only a young and beautiful young man sitting there, with an elegant and gentle temperament, even if he looked down at anything, he couldn't hide anything.

As soon as Lian Xie recognized that he was sitting across from him, he heard him say bitterly: "So, what size is it suitable for the two of us to be together?" ”

——

Lotus Evil: "I'm 28, you're 15, I'll be with you." ”

Minister: "Can I choose to make a false report?" ”

- After the four personalities are split and see the size of the minister.

Cheese, the host: "It's so small. ”

Deputy Personality Lianxie: "Hurry up and pull up your pants, they are not half my age." ”

The third person is Ruosu: "Do you believe that I pinch and explode with my hands?" Get out of here. ”

The fourth person Qingyuan: "CNM, it's okay to grow so big, you grew it by eating briquettes?" But let me tell you, Lao Tzu is bigger than you, even if you are so big, you are still pressed, you don't deserve to be with me! ”

hhhhh？！ I'm laughing to death!