Chapter 9: Funny
"Hey, Liu Yu."
"Well, what's wrong?"
"I like you."
Chen Ze looked solemn, and Tang Cheng and Liu Xin were stunned.
What's going on?
Could it be that Brother Chen, he really likes Sister Yu?
However, they are five years apart, isn't there something like that?
These two simple children didn't know that Chen Ze's actual age was twenty-three years old, a full ten years older than Liu Yu.
Ten years old.
Old cows eat tender grass.
Shameless.
Beast.
Lost conscience.
Pigs and dogs are not as good.
Liu Yu squinted, raised her eyebrows, and said, "Really? ”
Chen Ze held his head high and replied awe-inspiringly: "Really, it's more real than real gold, heaven and earth can be learned, the sun and the moon can be seen, the sea is dry and rotten, and you will rest until you die." ”
Wow.
Tang Cheng listened attentively, this love talk was really slippery.
If you can't find a girlfriend in the future, you will worship Brother Chen as a teacher, and you can say goodbye to being single by learning a little fur.
Liu Xin's mood is more complicated.
She is a girl herself, and she is Liu Yu's younger sister, so she can better substitute for the role of her sister.
If it's you, do you want to say yes?
If you agree, Brother Chen is five years older than him, will there be a generation gap, and can he go to the end?
If he doesn't agree, will Brother Chen be sad, will he be restless and sluggish from now on, and then be killed by monsters during the battle?
If Brother Chen dies...
Well, let's not talk about Liu Xin, she thinks a little too much.
The perspective pulls back to Liu Yu.
I saw that she rolled her eyes and scolded a hooligan, and asked: "You said you like me, why don't you blush and have a heartbeat, and you don't feel nervous at all?" ”
I rub.
This little kid can.
With such strong insight, you can be a famous detective.
Fortunately, I didn't really confess, otherwise it would have been embarrassing if it was exposed.
Ahem.
Chen Ze cleared his throat, took out four ten-yuan coins from the storage space and handed them to Liu Yu.
Liu Yu didn't know why, and asked, "What are you doing?" ”
Shaking the money in his hand, Chen Ze said proudly: "The facts are right in front of you." ”
Yes?
Liu Yu didn't understand it at first, but when he reacted, he went up angrily and smoked.
Neurotic, right?
This kind of stalk is also played, see if I don't kill you.
Chen Ze wanted to resist at first, but the strength of the 6th level was there, and the 3rd level he had just been promoted to was meaningless.
Wrong.
Nor can it be said that it is meaningless.
At the very least, level 3 is much more resistant than level 2, isn't it?
This time, the sky is dark, the sun and the moon are dark, the people are miserable, and the ghosts cry and wolves howl.
Frightened both Tang Cheng and Liu Xin.
When did Sister Yu become so violent, she is simply the embodiment of the devil.
Tsk tsk.
Shocking.
I can't bear to look at it directly.
Ouch, my sister, tap.
Don't beat Brother Chen to death, otherwise who will lead the way?
Hearing that someone was begging for mercy for him, Chen Ze looked over gratefully, only to see Tang Cheng and Liu Xin smiling.
I rub.
Are you interceding for me or watching a show?
What do you mean?
I'll wipe it again.
Little girl, are you addicted, don't you stop, and if you don't stop, I'll be angry.
I'm really going to be angry.
If I get angry, the consequences are so serious that you can't afford it now.
Okay, okay, you are ruthless, you beat me.
Wait.
When you're 17 years old, I'll make you pay with blood.
Angry, the will to take revenge burned in Chen Ze's heart, completely melting away his previous scruples.
What ghost legends, what ghosts and demons...
Wrong.
To hell with old cows eating tender grass and the like.
I'm going to get my hands on you, and... How do you say that, don't fight for three days, go to the house and uncover the tiles, and see that when I do the right thing for heaven and eliminate harm for the people, I will kill you.
Think so.
Chen Ze felt that Liu Yu's fists and kicks seemed to be much lighter.
It doesn't seem to hurt that much.
After Liu Yu finished fighting, Chen Ze patted the dust on his body and took out a black notebook from the storage space.
November 26, 2018.
Clear.
I was beaten by Liu Yu.
Accurate.
Angry.
I want revenge, I must take revenge.
I've thought of all the methods, let her pay for her blood debt, and marry her home when the time comes, and beat her once a day.
Press on the bed and give her a swollen buttocks.
I really want to do it now, but she's level 6, and I'm only level 3, so I can't beat it.
Yes.
I can't beat it now.
I admit it.
But only for now.
I don't believe it, I'll be crushed by her forever?
I'm going to fight back!
Hum.
The head cantilever beam cone stabs the strands, lies on the salary and tastes the gall, and works hard.
As the saying goes, the heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, and starve their bodies and skin.
Now, the pain she gave me will make me stronger.
After finishing the small composition, Chen Ze was highly motivated.
Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade.
I want to be strong, I want revenge, I want to regain my dignity as a man.
As for what goblins, aggressive recovery, mystical powers, the end of the world, get out of the way.
I have a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, an old cow on my waist, God blocks and kills God, and Buddha blocks and kills Buddha.
"Let's go."
With a shout, Chen Ze led the team to hit the road again.
Liu Yu was expressionless and didn't speak, just kept the formation and followed silently.
Tang Cheng and Liu Xin looked at each other.
Comments?
Not!
Then keep going.
Since Chen Ze had just been beaten, the two parties naturally didn't want to talk.
The other two people who eat melons want to say something, but they don't know what to say, and they are a little afraid.
The four were silent.
However, compared with before, the overall atmosphere is much more relaxed, which is why Chen Ze joked about Liu Yu.
If everyone has been worried that the monster will return to its murderous nature and then find it difficult to survive or something, under the interference of fear, it is really hard to say whether this team can survive to Ye Cheng.
Well.
The starting point is good.
But the technique is not very clever, and it is even a bit indiscriminate.
Are you embarrassed that a 23-year-old man is going to molest a 13-year-old girl?
This will be put on hold before the end of the world, and you will be invited to the bureau for tea every minute.
As a result, Chen Ze got away with it and was beaten fat.
Objectively speaking, he deserves it, but as the saying goes, the authorities are fascinated, Chen Ze only knew that he was beaten, beaten by a 13-year-old girl, and he still wanted to do good deeds.
Can this be endured?
I can't bear it!
But now you can't beat it, what should I do?
It's better to endure it first, write it down to her in the little black book, and practice well in the future, waiting for an opportunity to retaliate.
Hum.
Good gas.
It's really infuriating.
What, why don't you give me a little bit of the ZZ system, I'm being bullied now, can't you have some artifact or something to make me majestic?
You have something to say.
Where are the newbie gift packs, lucky draws, shopping malls and whatever, take them out and make me stronger.
Chen Ze counted at the system in his mind.
But there was no response.
Fake system.
It's definitely a fake system, and it's not reliable at all.
"Ding.
Mission: Get stronger.
Content: There is no newbie gift package in this system, no lottery, no mall, only tasks.
Given the poor performance of the host, it is necessary to warn the system.
Don't be a moth, honestly wait for me to send you a task, if you do a good job, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of life, just around the corner.
If you don't obey, hehe...