Since this "tea", Si Han and Si Chengjie have become frequent visitors to the house. For such a development of things, Murong Zixun never expected that there would be such people in the world, and Murong Zixun was also drunk. Anyway, the prank last time at least relieved the evil spirit in my heart, and how things develop in the future can only be seen step by step.

Regarding the tea situation in the Shangguan Mansion last time, Si Han thought it was great wisdom, so he also warned Er Smash to contact the Shangguan Mansion more and learn as much as possible.

On this day, Murong Zixun felt too bored, so he asked his relatives to tell jokes, but there were really no funny cells, and the jokes he told made people feel so cold, so cold, so cold. Feeling that the cold was about to freeze, Murong Zixun decided to go up by himself and give his son a smash.

"In an unknown dynasty, there was a very strange emperor, I don't know why he had to pester a woman to apprentice, and everyone was puzzled by this matter. Smash, what do you think is the situation? Murong Zixun asked Shangguan Yan rhetorically.

"I don't know, maybe that woman is talented, right?" Shangguan Yan said lightly.

"No, it's because that woman, she is a time-traveler who knows a lot of strange things, and the things she knows are completely absent in that dynasty, and the emperor is a fresh curiosity hunter, so she has to pester that woman." Murong Zixun explained, "That woman is still a little self-aware, but she is a little unstable and very jumpy. Although everyone is satisfied with her self-knowledge, they can't accept her character and way of doing things. After taking a sip of water, Murong Zixun continued: "One day, she was really tired of being pestered by His Majesty the Emperor, so she pointed to her courtyard and said, when the emperor himself cleaned up, she would teach him, and then this emperor who loves to learn will really do it." In this regard, everyone gritted their teeth at this woman, but the emperor ordered not to let her help, so everyone had no good impression of this woman at all. It's not enough to just sweep the floor, this woman is also eating grapes while the emperor is cleaning, spitting while eating, and then without paying attention, the grape skin and grape seeds flew to the emperor, accurately smashed the emperor's head, and then slowly fell to the ground, and the grape seeds rolled a few times........."

"Isn't it funny?" Murong Zixun asked Shangguan Yan.

"Well, yes."

What's even funnier is that the woman was also unintentional at the time, so the moment it happened, there was already a lot of cold sweat behind her back, and the surrounding palace maids and eunuchs were so frightened that their legs and feet were weak, and they didn't dare to raise their heads. The emperor's face was also ugly and creepy! There was only one voice in the woman's heart, and she was dead. But she was not reconciled, and then she had the following words. Murong Zixun continued: "Your Majesty, the slave maid is going to throw this grape skin and grape seed to the ground, but this indisputable thing, as soon as it sees you coming, it can't suppress the worship of your high mountain in my heart, so I can't help but rush towards you, and finally cause such a tragedy!" This is all because the emperor is too good, so this grape can't help but worship you! The woman pointed to the grape skins and grape seeds. ”

She looked at the emperor for a long time and didn't speak, as if she was thinking about what she had just said, so she immediately made a decision, picked up the grape seed, and taught with a bitter and hateful face: Tell me about you, just this point, do you need to worship the emperor in this way? No, it's too excited, isn't it? smashed into the emperor's noble dragon head! I ........."

After saying that, the woman twisted her eyebrows and spoke to the grape seed: Alas, you have committed such a great sin, and I can't save you! Your Majesty, the thief and slave have already caught it for you, so you can order it to be cut down! Saying a look of life and death, he respectfully handed the grape seed of the greatest sin to the emperor.

"Son, tell me, is this woman bold?" Murong Zixun asked.

"It's really a lot of guts." Shangguan Yan said seriously.

A miraculous scene happened, and I saw the corners of the emperor's cold lips hooked: Come on, drag this grape seed down for me and cut it down! The emperor then said, "As for the grape skins, they are also all over the house." ”

"And you, the woman, are the overseers, and if there is anything in the process of chopping that grape seed that displeased me, watch your head! The woman immediately said, the slave knows her mistake! The slave is brutal to it! "As he spoke, he gritted his teeth and pinched the grape seed hard, almost crushing it!"

"Hahahahahaha

And Shangguan Yan, who listened to this joke, was messy in the wind.