Chapter 633: Never Apologize for Your Looks

Hearing Duke's crazy thoughts, Batman was shocked and sent chills to his back, he knew the horror of the Joker very well, and he didn't dare to guarantee that he would be able to stick to his will under the Joker's mental pollution.

"You're crazy, if I transplant the Joker's personality, I'll hurt a lot of people."

"Mr. Batman, don't underestimate your willpower, believe in yourself, you can beat him." Duke raised his hand as he said and waved it forward, and in an instant, the cold wind suddenly rose, and the biting chill made the ground freeze with a layer of ice, and the black-armored Batman was fixed in the iceberg, leaving only one head outside.

Duke underestimated Batman, thinking that he would be able to stop his movements, but Batman struggled to break free. The power of human beings may not be able to do this, but Batman has the ability to make the impossible possible. The bat suit is anti-freeze to keep his muscles from freezing, and the bat cape is made of special memory fibers that swelled quickly when energized, crushing the iceberg that trapped him.

After getting out of trouble, Batman immediately turned around and fled, he knew too little about Duke, and without intelligence, there was no battle plan to deal with, and he never fought a battle that he was not sure of. It's not cowardice, it's a cool head, knowing that only by preserving yourself can there be a chance to turn around.

"Money ability is indeed troublesome, if you really let you go, you can't plan it even if I can't break the start!" Duke said, waving his hand and abandoning the chant to hit a ninety break.

"Ninety Black Coffin!"

Black light projected through the cracks in the void, like a demon's bloody mouth, exuding a suffocating depression, engulfing Batman in one bite. Inside the heavy coffin, the sound of dense cutting like flowing water sounded, and the harsh sound of rubbing against the metal made people's scalps tingle.

In the next second, the black coffin opened, and Batman crossed his hands in front of him, but ...... There wasn't a drop of blood, and the ground was littered with batsuits that had been cut into pieces, as well as some of his winning props.

Batman, who was half-naked and wearing only a small pair of pants, was stunned.

"Sixty-one, Six Staffs of Light Prison!"

Six golden translucent pieces of light shot out from all directions, entangled Batman and held him in place, and the strong binding force made it impossible for him to break free.

Duke walked up to Batman and raised his hand above his head: "Mr. Batman, don't resist, the pain will pass!" ”

"Do you know what you're doing? It's too dangerous! In the face of the crushing of strength, Batman is unusually calm, and yes, after all, he is not a force faction.

"Your dream is to protect Gotham, and I'll make you a savior." Duke closed his eyes, and the huge mental power peeled back the cocoon, and began to copy Batman's personality data.

"No, there has never been a savior!" Batman held back his vertigo and insisted.

"Quite a strong will, you're really strong!" Duke raised his hand after speaking, and there was a disorderly flowing ball of linear light in the palm of his hand.

Batman quietly watched Duke recruit the Joker, stuffing his personality data into the Joker's brain, and then, the Joker's personality data was copied to Do. Duke's palm was filled with a dark, messy, unstable turbulence, like black mud, which made people disgusted.

"Pure, isn't it?"

Batman didn't respond, watching the Joker fuse his personality, that chilling smile, gradually became resolute and indifferent, and his heart was speechless for a while. In his sight, the black mud was getting closer and closer to him, and then countless crazy, evil, and corrosive dirty thoughts took root in his mind, and grew at an irrepressible speed.

"Quick, kill me...... I feel terrible! Batman blushed and the veins bulging in his neck, apparently forcibly enduring something. The whites of his eyes were gradually covered with black, and the amplitude of the grin at the corners of his mouth became more and more hideous, and the whole person exuded an extremely ominous aura.

Duke was surprised to see Batman's increasingly evil face, and hurriedly took out a tube of golden potion from his pocket and plunged it into the veins of Batman's neck.

K8-9 Enhancement Elixir, from the Corpse Brother Plane.

A warm current was sent along the blood vessels to the heart, and from the heart to the whole body, Batman did not feel any discomfort, every cell in his body was beating gently, indescribably comfortable. If you really want to describe it, it's like the pleasure of spraying thin for a few seconds when you dry beep.

"What did you do to me?"

Batman could feel that the evil thoughts in his mind were gradually suppressed, the potions strengthened his senses, stamina, and mental power, and the righteous personality gradually expelled and suppressed due to his own changes, squeezing the Joker's personality into the margins.

"K8-9, a human performance enhancer, maximizes the body's reaction speed and strength without any side effects. The ingredients of traditional Chinese medicine, sweet and sour are very delicious, and the oral experience is better! ”

Batman didn't say a word, almost full of black lines After listening to Duke's words, the old man has encountered a lot of strange things in his heroic career, but there are really not many people who are as funny as Duke.

"Mr. Batman, your path to superhero will start again, and starting today, there are not many enemies that will allow you to set your own battle plan."

Marvel's heroes, DC's villains!

Marvel is second to none in the shaping of heroes and DC in the shaping of villains, and Marvel's special effects are spent on heroes, so most of the villains have not distinct personalities, and superheroes are quite popular. On the contrary, DC is not that the heroes are not powerful, but the screenwriters focus on portraying the villains' high IQ and high personality charm, and on the contrary, the superheroes' characters are slightly thin!

The most important point is that the superheroes of justice are one-sided abuse most of the time. It's like Batman, his heroic history is almost a history of masochism, although this is very inspirational and can also reflect the tenacity and unyielding personality charm, but ......

It's too bad, a 100-minute movie, 95 minutes of abuse, and the last 5 minutes turn the table. Superheroes are so wretched, how can there be audiences who fan them, where do no fans come from the box office to make sequels, you deserve to be pressed by Marvel and can't hold your head up.

As a five-good young man born under the red flag and raised in the red flag, the most unsightly thing for Duke is the villain's ambition. Isn't the villain supposed to be killed as soon as he appears?

Why are superheroes suppressed by their IQ, why do they suffer repeated injustices, and why is suffering always inflicted on them?

Can't let the hero shed blood and tears!

Duke thought so and did the same, and then he felt that it was not enough, Batman belonged to the dark heroes, and his personality was too dark compared to Marvel's group of comics. The most important point is that as a hero, he won't complain, which is not good.

"Hey, Silver, it's up to you......" Duke smiled wryly, and raised his hand to press it on top of Batman's head again.

Batman was horrified, and although he didn't know what Duke was going to put in his head, he instinctively felt a wave of malice attack, which was worse than the Joker's mental pollution.

This time the personality implantation was more violent, Duke didn't stop, simulated his personality data in the world of Gintama, and stuffed it into Batman's body. The latter's eyes rolled and his brain was in chaos, and he fainted with a muffled grunt.

After getting Batman done, Duke turned to look at the Joker, looked back and forth, and gave him a booster in the spirit of fairness.

Implanted with Batman's personality, the Joker has been reborn, his whole temperament has changed greatly, and his greasy face with white foundation actually has a bit of a sense of justice and urgency. It's just that the grinning mouth is a little oozing, and it doesn't look like a good person, so it's necessary to fix it.

The clown slapped Duke's outstretched palm, rejected Duke's plastic surgery, and said solemnly: "Humans shouldn't apologize for their looks!" Some people look glamorous on the surface, but in fact, their socks have already slipped to the soles of their feet; SOME PEOPLE LOOK SLOPPY, BUT IN FACT THEY ARE WEARING JOCKEY UNDERWEAR. ”

Duke: "......"

What do you say?

The Joker walked over to the unconscious Batman, held him on his shoulder, and strode towards the door: "From today onwards, the peace of Gotham will be guarded by me. ”

"Also, please call me Clown!!"

Duke: "......"

The Joker carried Batman downstairs, and under the stunned gaze of the pot-bellied security guard, he skillfully pried open the door of the black technology Batmobile car, left Batman in the passenger seat, and fastened his seat belt.

The Batmobile roared into action, and the Joker drove up to the security guards, the windows rolled down, his pale arms outstretched, and a $10 with a 'Hamilton' portrait on his fingertips.

"Fatty, your tip!"

The security guard was stunned for a moment, then shook his head desperately, what is the difference between taking money from the clown and looking for death.

Click!

A pistol stretched out and pointed at the security guard's head: "I don't want to say it a second time, take the tip, you deserve it." ”

Ten seconds later, the security guard watched the clown drive away with $10 in his hand.