3. The conspiracy of love

"There's a guy in the next class, and he's interested in spring and summer."

"Who?"

"Duan Changan, the man who plays the best in the second class, is quite tall and a little handsome." Ge Ge recalled.

Seeing him boast about his rival in love like this, Sanshui gave a "death threat" look, squinting his eyes, which was originally a single eyelid, and he couldn't see his eyeballs anymore, Ge Ge looked at him like this, lowered his head and coughed twice, as if changing the topic, looked around twice, and patted Sanshui's shoulder, "Not as handsome as you, not as handsome as you." ”

"How do you know him?" Sanshui calmed down a little at this time.

"The person in front of you is our school's jack-of-all-trades!" Ah Sheng was like a eunuch in front of the emperor, and before the deity could answer, he showed it in advance, "Whether it is good-looking or talented in school, he can call his name, and to a large extent, he still knows him!" ”

"How do you know?" Sanshui asked with a disgusted face.

"When I went home with him, I stopped by the way, the good-looking girl I mentioned, he knew everything, which class, specialty, age, height, he knows!"

"Pervert, you!" Sanshui couldn't avoid it, and was pulled by Ge Ge, "Don't listen to him nonsense, I don't know so much, I just can observe, I can calculate my height by looking at a person, I can know the weight by looking at the physique, and the shoe size can be calculated without accidents, there are formulas, look at the dress, analyze the inner character, look at the hands and feet, and get the family education." ”

"It's a shame you don't go to be a detective." Sanshui said as he walked, "If I had your kung fu, it would be easier to chase spring and summer." "He can't help it, he can only play ball, sell snacks, and live the life of a villain.

"Hey, don't worry, isn't this me?" Ge Ge grabbed Sanshui's arm, "I'll help you with this." ”

"Really?" Sanshui didn't think about it, his face was happy, "Slow, why are you helping me?" What do you want me to do? Sanshui looked vigilant, "Do you want to eat my box of little masters?" ”

"Stupid you, I don't have any plans, just to see you pitiful." Ge Ge really doesn't want anything, he doesn't lack anything, he doesn't want anything.

"Okay!" Seeing this, Sanshui naturally let down his guard, "Then even if I am pitiful!" Sanshui was happy, and suddenly became sad, "I'm really pitiful." After speaking, he sighed and frowned.

"Don't be discouraged, he'll help you figure it out," Ah Sheng said comfortingly, "Ge Ge, teach him quickly." ”

"What do you think you're going to do now?" Ge Ge asked Sanshuidao.

"Me? Hold still!? ”

"It's terrible."

"Duan Changan heard that he was going to start, if you don't do it again, it's really too late, such a flower-like girl, don't you want it?" Ge Ge was not as impatient as Ah Sheng, but was kind and persuasive.

"What do you say, I'll listen to you!" Sanshui frowned and made up his mind.

"The best way to like someone is to ask him to help you," Ge Ge said with a smile, as if he was confident.

"How?" Sanshui is puzzled, how can he understand this unfathomable proverb if it is not explained?

"Isn't Spring and Summer the representative of the English class? You don't do your English homework, she's going to come to you if she doesn't have an accident, and you'll be able to talk to each other if she comes to you often, which is much better than a stranger now. ”

"Sanshui, you didn't write your homework, Sanshui, you write your homework quickly, Sanshui, where is your homework?" Ah Sheng imitated the sharp voice of women on the side, and raised his orchid finger by the way, this guy was really sullen, Sanshui slapped him away, and Ah Sheng also chattered, "Is there a line like Monk Sha in "Journey to the West"?" Ah Sheng couldn't laugh himself, this guy must have been inhibited by his feelings at home, and came to the school to torture Sanshui.

"You fuck off!" Sanshui scolded, turned his face to Ge Ge, who looked like Zhuge was sitting on the Tongque Terrace, and asked, "What you said has trouble, have you forgotten Old Man Zhao's methods?" The iron ring ruler is 30 centimeters, and it is placed next to the podium, before Xiao Zhuge forgot it at night, and the next day the next class teacher thought that our class killed pigs, did you forget? ”

"Hey! That's right! "Ge Ge seems to be the goal.

"How?" Ah Sheng was also puzzled.

"Who told Old Man Zhao that he didn't do his homework?"

"Chun Xia, she's the class representative, aren't you talking nonsense?"

"Can you not debidebide beside me like a platter?" Sanshui's face was full of disgust.

"If you don't write it once, she naturally doesn't care, three or four times, if you don't write, will she definitely feel distressed?" You don't kill Beren, but Burnen dies of hunger because of you. "Do you understand this?" Ge Ge looked at the confused Sanshui with a look of intent.

"What do you mean?"

Ge Ge shook his head and waved his hand at Ah Sheng, who immediately put on the appearance of a professor from a hundred pulpits and began to make a big forum and said, ""You don't kill Boren Boren but die because of you" This sentence comes from "The Book of Jin Column Biography 39", which is a proverb, meaning, although I resent Boren, I didn't want to kill him, but because of my resentment, Boren was killed, and Boren's death was indirectly related to me. ”

"Okay, you can go, I'm going to unload the mill and kill the donkey!" Sanshui has also learned how to scold each other for so long, slapping Ah Sheng's face and pushing him aside, facing Ge Ge and explaining, "You mean, if I don't do my homework again and again, she will definitely feel sorry for me, but when you come and go, our relationship will definitely go further?" ”

"yes, it's not stupid, that's what it means." Ge Ge saw that he was not as stupid as Yang Guo in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", and he was a little relieved.

"This is a dangerous move, what if I can't help it and cry?" Sanshui did put this plan on the agenda, but he was always worried.

"As the saying goes, the natural harvest of "soldiers taking risks" is also huge, you want to advance by leaps and bounds while not speaking first, this is the best way, you want love, or physical comfort for a while, you look at it yourself! Ge Ge said that he had said this, so he naturally returned to his position, ignored it, and fell asleep with his head buried. Sanshui was there alone, and he didn't know what to do.

"Hey, Ah Sheng, what should I do?" Sanshui patted his shoulder.

"To tell you the truth, I agree with what he said, you say, people live, do you have to do something with a clear conscience in this life? How boring is it to think of me like this? Do you want to fight for your beloved and your dreams? Of course, your dream is spring and summer, so just do it!"