Chapter 1: The Wedge: The Origin of the Curse

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It was July 7, 1937.

On this day, the poor god and the plague god came to the human world because of their marriage, and the two gods were still a little drunk at that time.

When the poor god and the plague god came to the human world to buy some items for their children's weddings, when they saw a jewelry store called "Li Jiafu", they went into the store to buy some dragon and phoenix bracelets or something.

When the employees in the store saw the poor god dressed shabbyly, they wanted to kick him out, but when they saw that the plague god who was traveling with him looked fierce and vicious, not angry and arrogant, they didn't dare to say anything.

At the same time, the youngest son of the store, Li Changshou, also went to the store at that time, ready to steal a few golden hairpins from his store and give them to him in the theater!

When Li Changshou saw the poor god in shabby clothes, he immediately cocked his orchid fingers, and then said to his clerk with a disgusted look: "This old man looks sloppy, why did you let him in?" Look at his shabby look, can he afford my jewelry? Don't you want to steal from my store? ”

The clerk looked at Li Changshou, and then at the plague god with an angry face, so he had to make promises and didn't dare to say more.

People in the world always judge people by their appearance, so the poor god didn't care about Li Changshou at that time, and his harsh words!

But Li Changshou was too sissy in his movements, causing extreme physical and mental discomfort to the poor god, and after a cold rose in his heart, coupled with the smell of alcohol and drunkenness, the poor god covered his stomach uncomfortably, thinking: This person has a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and he has a weird voice, and he hates it when he sees it, so he curses him to be a poor man for ten lifetimes!

And the plague god has always protected his shortcomings, and the poor god is his future in-law, he doesn't allow Li Changshou to say words insulting the poor god!

When the plague god saw that Li Changshou looked hateful and spoke harshly, when a burst of drunkenness hit, the plague god also thought in his heart: This person looks weak and has bad breath, and he has offended my in-laws, so I will curse him to be a short-lived seed in the next life!

While the two gods cursed Li Changshou in their hearts, they also drew a very complex rune towards him.

Later, because Li Changshou judged people by appearance, the plague god angrily pulled the poor god and left the "Li Jiafu" jewelry store.

After the poor god and the plague god woke up, firstly, because they were busy with the marriage of the two families, and secondly, because they were in a drunken state when they cursed Li Changshou, they forgot that they had cursed Li Changshou in a blink of an eye.

Li Changshou did not have any disasters in his life, relying on the money in his family, he lived happily until July 11, 2000. After he died, he didn't have any special wishes, so he went to the underworld to report.

On the tenth hall, King Yama looked at Li Changshou who was kneeling on the ground, and shouted: "Hall, ha, ha, haβ€”β€”! ”

Seeing that King Yama's spirit was already a little tired, Hei Wuchang hurriedly said with concern: "Lord Yama, you have been infected with ghost flu since yesterday, and it is really not suitable to work for a long time!" ”

Bai Wuchang also looked at King Yama with concern and said, "My lord, why don't you rest early today, and then interrogate the ghost after the condition eases?" ”

King Yama rubbed his temples: "My vision is indeed starting to blur a little, after interrogating this ghost, I'll take a rest!" After that, he rubbed his nose and looked at Li Changshou, and asked loudly: "Who is the surname of the ghost kneeling in the hall, and the name and date of birth on the quick report!" ”

After Li Changshou heard King Yama's question, he knelt down tremblingly, and didn't even dare to raise his head: "Grass people-"

Before he finished speaking, Li Changshou felt that he was already a ghost at the moment, so he changed his words and said, "Grass ghost-"

As soon as the words came out, he felt that it was inappropriate to call himself like this, and for a while Li Changshou didn't know whether to call himself a human or a ghost, so he had to stammer: "Grass~, grass~, grass~β€”β€”"

Ma Mian has always had a violent personality, and he is also the closest to Li Changshou, Ma Mian heard that he kept saying "grass" there, and thought he was saying foul language, so he slapped Li Changshou's back fiercely with the soul chain in his hand: "Presumptuous!" You bastard, how dare you speak disrespectfully to us adults? Believe it or not, I'll whip you to death with chains and then fry you in oil?! ”

Li Changshou was whipped open by the horse's face, and cried and begged for mercy: "My lord, spare my life, even if I give me the water tank as a guts, I don't dare to be disrespectful to you!" ”

After the king of Yama stopped Ma Mian's atrocity, he coughed a few times, and then asked Li Changshou again for his name and date of birth.

Li Changshou trembled and cried: "Cao, my name is Li Changshou!" Born on the fifth day of December 1919. ”

After King Yama coughed, he quickly flipped through the book of life and death in his hand, and then read aloud: "Li Changshou, you didn't do anything during your lifetime, not only did you not accumulate a little yin virtue for yourself, but you are also lazy and proficient in eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling!" Now this king will look back on your past life and make a decision based on your personal meritsβ€”β€”! ”

Before he finished speaking, King Yama suddenly felt that his eyes were dark, and he fainted on the desk.

"Ahβ€”β€”! My lord!? My lord? Are you okay? ”

After seeing King Yama suddenly fall on the desk, Black and White Impermanence was suddenly so frightened that the three souls disappeared and the seven spirits disappeared.

Hei Wuchang hurriedly said to the bull head and horse face and the ghost cha: "You few! Carry the adults back to their rooms to rest! Hurry up and ask Ghost Doctor Li! ”

The bull head and horse face and the ghost and the shadow were in response, and they carefully combined forces to lift the king of Yama up.

Bai Wuchang glanced at Li Changshou who was kneeling on the ground, and hurriedly glanced at the book of life and death, and then said to Ma Mian: "The book of life and death shows that Li Changshou's yin virtue is less than 21 grams, and because he was too lascivious and extravagant and spendthrift like dirt in his life, he should be reincarnated into a family surnamed Xia and be a poor bachelor for a lifetime!" You can take him to Meng Po's side to drink soup and reincarnate now! ”

After Ma Mian received his order, he escorted Li Changshou's ghost to the Nai He Bridge!

Because Ma Mian mistakenly thought that Li Changshou had just spoken rudely, he was very unhappy with him in his heart, so he whispered to Meng Po: "Meng Po, this guy was disrespectful when he was in the lobby just now!" Give him double Meng Po soup and make him a forgetful human! ”

"Hee-hee-since he likes to talk so much, then I'll add some special materials by the way, and let him be a human with a clear mind and no discipline!"

After a while, Meng Po followed Ma Mian's instructions and brought Li Changshou a large plate of Meng Po soup.

Although Li Changshou was reluctant to drink the soup in his hand, he saw that Ma Mian was glaring at him angrily, so he had to reluctantly drink the pot of Meng Po soup in his hand!

After drinking Meng Po soup, Li Changshou only felt that his stomach was full of soup! When I walk, I can still hear a sound of water coming from my stomach! Because he was too supportive, he had to walk on the Nai He Bridge, enter humanity, and enter reincarnation.

The time came to the human world on July 14, 2000.

A baby boy was born healthy in the delivery room.

A young couple looks at the baby in their arms with a happy and kind face.

After the man kissed his tired wife, he said softly to her, "Since our daughter is called Xia Yu, then our son is called Xia Feng!" I hope that our family can help through thick and thin in the future, calling for wind and rain! ”

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