Chapter 63: The Four Immortals (6)
"Brother Qiang! If we can go back and review the book, I'll give you ten copies!! ”
Although there were evil ghosts in front of her, Li Lili still couldn't help but sneered at Li Li.
Li Qiang sighed helplessly: "Alas! When is this, do you still have the heart to think about this! ”
"Sir! After we break off, you go first! Someone must be found to destroy this ghost, and it must not be allowed to wreak havoc on the world. ”
Several spirits stepped forward, as if they were ready to sacrifice.
"What a joke! I am your chief, how can I hide behind you, you also have family and friends! If you die, how will I explain to them!! As an administrator, I will never allow this to happen! ”
Seeing this, Li Qiang immediately stepped forward and stopped several young spirits.
"It's so touching! Ben Lao was about to cry when he heard it! How, come and become Ben Lao's subordinate! Ben Lao promises to let you have your own consciousness and not become a walking corpse! As long as you agree, you will conquer this rotten world with Ben Lao!! ”
The knife ghost on the side was not in a hurry to make a move, but put forward conditions to lure.
"Impossible! If you want us to be in the company of you, an ugly demon, and to kill mankind, even if we die, I will not agree to you! ”
A young spirit man stepped forward again, not afraid of the evil spirit in front of him.
"That Ben Lao will fulfill you!!"
The sword and ghost used the ghost power all over his body, and several invisible poisonous arrows shot towards the young spirit.
"It's over!!"
The young spirit man closed his eyes and knew that his time had come.
"Well said! Young spirits! Don't be in a hurry to die, you still have your own road to go, you risked your life, and the few seconds you fought for everyone are enough to change the entire era, the gears of fate have begun to turn, and the future belongs to you! Today, it's up to my uncle and me to clean up this demon in the netherworld! ”
At the moment of death, a figure fell from the sky, like a small meteorite piercing the night sky, accompanied by a loud noise, and the entire ground was smashed out of a huge crater.
An unprecedented Spirit Emperor's aura shocked the audience, and the Dao Lao Ghost was shocked by the strong Imperial Qi, and he didn't dare to move for a while.
After the smoke and dust cleared, everyone looked towards the giant pit, and the picture that came into view was particularly spicy: beach pants, short thick legs, flip-flops, white vest, a round and greasy face, under the gold wire glasses, with a lewd smile, and a dirty hair that had not been washed for a long time, it was simply the best among the middle-aged greasy uncles!!
"Who is this greasy uncle?"
"The shape of this body is quite thunderous!"
"Anyway, what he said, I seem to have heard it somewhere!"
"You're stupid! Isn't that what the redhead said to the young navy when he was at war on top? ”
"Is this guy a pirate fan too?"
Seeing the arrival of reinforcements, the crowd at the scene did not cheer and shout, but kept talking.
"That's it! Obediently tied up, uncle, I can consider not beating you!! But if you still want to resist, hum, you'll get hurt! ”
The greasy uncle glanced at the knife ghost, his eyes were extraordinarily light, and he didn't take it seriously at all.
"Joke! What are you? You dare to stand in front of Ben Lao, you can't do it!! ”
The knife ghost knew that the person who came was not ordinary, so he used all the ghost power around him to attack the greasy uncle.
"You little Pengyu is really disobedient! It seems that it is necessary to train and train well!! ”
After speaking, the greasy uncle rolled up his sleeves, there were no gorgeous momentary steps, cool moves, just the usual walk towards the knife ghost.
The moment the greasy uncle approached, the knife ghost actually stopped the offensive for no reason, couldn't move at all, and let the greasy uncle pump wildly without fighting back, the picture looked like a father was teaching his little son a lesson.
On the side, Li Qiang used the Lingmeng APP to detect the identity of the person, and the mobile phone actually sent out an alarm, and the content displayed on the screen was: "Warning!" There is no permission to access the person's profile, administrator permission is required!! ”
Half an hour later
"I'm going back to Siji Mountain!! I'm going back to the netherworld! I want to go home! Don't play anymore! Wow wow!! ”
The knife ghost actually cried like a child.
"Uncle doesn't like to use violence! It's just that you kid didn't listen to persuasion just now! Come on, come on, don't cry, wipe your tears!! ”
The greasy uncle touched the rotten head of the knife ghost, as if comforting the child.
The scene of disobedience, many spirits who watched the scene couldn't help but run to the side, crazy and disgusting.
Then, the greasy uncle shouted to the crowd: "Hey! I say! Who's your administrator, come here!! ”
Seeing this, Li Qiang immediately ran to the greasy uncle: "I am!" Thanks to this one. Belch... Uncle's life-saving grace!! Excuse me, who are you? ”
"I thought the administrator would be a long-legged girl, but I didn't expect it to be a man, I'm not interested!! Okay, I'm idle and wild, no need to remember! That sword ghost has lost its combat effectiveness and has become the scum of War Five! Hurry up and inform the ghost of the netherworld and come up and bring it back!! Okay, it's not early, I have to rush back, watch the LHN48 girl group, and show off my long legs on the show!! ”
After the greasy uncle finished speaking, he turned around and was about to leave.
Li Lili, who was on the side, suddenly said: "Uncle go slowly!" Thank you for saving your life!! ”
When the greasy uncle heard Li Lili's slightly coquettish voice, his figure flashed, surpassing the speed of light, and came to Li Lili. The obscene gaze went up and down, scanning every part of her body over and over again, as if she could see through her body through her clothes!!
The formula in my head instantly worked: "Yo ho ho ho ho!! Visual height: 168cm, according to the golden ratio, chest circumference = 168cm X 0.51 = 85.68cm, waist circumference = 168cm X 0.34 = 57.12cm, hip circumference = 168cm X 0.542 = 91.056cm. The standards of perfection for women are 84, 62 and 86. So, she is the goddess of goddesses! Oh! Mai, order! I fell in love!! ”
The greasy uncle wiped the saliva from his mouth, leaned to Li Lili's chest, and smelled it like tasting food!!
Then, the greasy uncle suddenly touched his hand to Li Lili's thigh, the stubby groping pig hand, the smooth feel of the stockings, as if taking a high-speed train, all the way to the skirt.
"Ahh
Li Lili suddenly screamed, and then slapped the greasy uncle.
Li Qiang and the others, who were sealing the knife ghost, were interrupted by a scream, looking towards the voice, the greasy uncle was slapped by Li Lili and fell to the ground, Li Qiang suddenly felt that the situation was serious: "It's miserable!" If he gets angry, I'm afraid we'll all be affected!! ”
But after the greasy uncle was slapped in the face, he looked even more excited: "Oh! Come on! Hit me harder with a leather whip! Let me feel your love!! My goddess! ”
After speaking, the greasy uncle leaned towards Li Lili again.
Seeing that the devil's claws were about to stretch out to her thighs again, Li Lili exclaimed: "Change... Perverted !! Help me! ”
"Crazy Emperor Senior! Flirting with a little girl like this, if it spreads, I'm afraid that the predecessors of the emperor will come to you again! ! ! ”
The sound fell, the leaves fell, accompanied by a gust of night wind, and people quietly came to the scene.
"You're a Haitian boy!! No. 23 on the Spirit List! Can you sign me for it!! ”
A young spirit man, seeing that the person who came was actually his idol, immediately stepped forward.
"Humph! It's you little ghost, it's really a disappointment, don't use the big brother to press me, I just chat with my goddess, I want to soothe her frightened heart, right! My Goddess!! ”
After the idiot finished speaking, he ran towards Li Lili in front of him again, and Li Lili was so frightened that she hurriedly turned around and didn't dare to look at her.
"Knife ghost! I have been repressed by your imperial spirit, and I will personally bring it back to the headquarters of the Spirit Alliance. Whether the predecessors of the Emperor want to walk with me, I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, and it is said that the predecessors of the Emperor miss you very much!! ”
Haitian Boy glanced at the Crazy Emperor and was waiting for the Crazy Emperor's response.
"That's it! All right! I'll just go, don't be a one-man emperor, am I still afraid that he won't succeed! ”
As he spoke, the Crazy Emperor kicked his short legs and swept away towards the sky like a jet rocket.
"That's it! This knife ghost is handed over to me, and in the next investigation, if you encounter a hundred ghosts again, you must not clash with them head-on! Not every time, there will be people like the crazy emperor!! ”
Hearing the name of the Crazy Emperor again, Li Qiang couldn't help but ask: "Excuse me?" The crazy emperor you are talking about, is it the greasy uncle just now? Who is he? I just scanned him with the Lingmeng APP, and the result shows that the permission is insufficient!! ”
"Crazy Emperor! It is one of the three emperors of the Spirit Alliance, except for the Spirit Lord! No one can command him!! With you, a third-level administrator, how can you have access to his information!! Well, that's all for today! Go back and rest. In the next period of time, I will come to H City from time to time, if you have any questions, you can call me on the Lingmeng APP!! ”
After speaking, the Haitian boy sealed the sword and ghost into the lock spirit bag and rushed towards the distance.
To be continued......