In the endless void, darkness is the most fundamental color, and the chaotic qi is surging endlessly. Here, there is no such thing as space, and time has no meaning, no direction, and no sequence.

Only the countless balls of colorful light are like soap bubbles, trying to exude colorful colors to dispel the surging chaotic qi, they are combined in an orderly but traceless manner, and the gears are swirling and rubbing, like fluids, plausible. The fragile soap bubbles were entangled, huddled together for warmth, resisting the rush of chaos, strong and precarious, as if they would collapse in the next second.

After an unknown amount of time, several points of light inevitably collided together and stopped, and compared to the torrent of countless points of light, these reckless points of light were inconspicuous. However, it was this inconspicuous jam that was like dominoes, triggering a series of chain reactions. The whole orderly torrent stopped, as if the remote control pressed to pause, and the picture froze.

Each point of light is subjected to boundless pressure brought by the sudden stop, deformed one after another, and is about to burst. Coupled with the impetus of the chaotic qi, there is a tendency to collapse into scattered sand for a while. However, there are laws between all things, there is extinction and life, and there is also a glimmer of life in the situation of death, and the power generated between the friction of light points meets the menacing chaotic qi, and merges into an indescribable force. The mighty force turned into a gray lightning bolt and rushed towards an inconspicuous soap bubble not far away.

Obviously, the mere soap bubble discipline naturally could not prevent the gray lightning overlord from making a hard bow, and after symbolically resisting for a while, he was shot into the soul. The surrounding soap bubbles stayed away, expressing their reluctance to watch such a filthy live broadcast, but the gray lightning refused to let them go, like white light dispersing through a prism, dividing into countless tiny currents that were imperceptible to the naked eye, spreading all the soap bubbles, and for a while, the entire chaotic void trembled.

In the face of the delicate soap bubbles, Gray Lightning is very satisfied, my harem should be like this, rain and dew!

After that, everything was calm! The soap bubbles didn't dare to complain, silently gritted their teeth, entangled again, and began to rub and huddle to keep warm, glowing. In the whole process, except for suffocating tens of thousands of teases named the creator god, and scaring seven or eight hundred promising young people called the creator, everything else was fine.

It's really gratifying, congratulations!

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In the men's bathroom at the end of the left turn on the second floor of a private hospital. Twenty-five, Duke, who had not yet run to three, sat on the toilet, sighed, and sighed how difficult life really is. On the side hung his white coat, and the badge was plated with three big silver words: Anorectal Department!

As the saying goes, men are afraid of getting into the wrong business, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man!

Duke vaguely remembers one summer in high school, when he went to the hospital to hang up water, and overheard a conversation between three doctors in the bathroom, and they said this at the time.

"Internal medicine is no longer popular, and stomatology is the most profitable! Nowadays, people, regardless of men, women, and children, have a good place to eat, and there is nothing that cannot be eaten if they swim in the water flying in the sky. So, in order to serve that mouth well, I am willing to spend as much as I want. ”

"No, plastic surgery makes a lot of money! Everyone has a love for beauty, and if you have some ideas, who doesn't move a few knives in your face? It's not a dream to kick away the original partner and marry into a wealthy family! I heard that it can also prolong life, but I don't know if it's true or not. No matter how bad it is, finding a job has an advantage over others, let me tell you, the plastic surgery department is like robbing a bank, we can't envy it! ”

"The fart department is the most profitable! This is fundamental, and there is no discount in the whole world! ”

"Yes, yes, this makes money, this makes money!"

"Yes, yes! We just got into the wrong business back then! ”

Although their voices were small, they were heard 'clearly' by Duke with his ears pricked up, and the last doctor's words made him feel very good. When you lose contact with the sphincter, don't say that Bingbing invites you to eat a full banquet, even if aliens invade the earth, let me squat for a while. Although he went to the gastroenterology department, Duke, who could no longer feel the sphincter, said that the sphincter was obviously a fart...... Proctology. In the end, the doctor was right, this is fundamental, stomatology and plastic surgery are floating clouds, and they can't save the world.

So Duke changed his laziness, studied hard every day, and finally counterattacked the top student and was successfully admitted to medical school. gritted his teeth and gave up the gynecology department that he was fascinated by, and resolutely threw himself into the arms of the anorectal department, for the sake of a bright money...... Ah, no! In order to save the root of thousands of sentient beings.

Since then, Duke has started his tragic career in proctology!

"When I was reincarnated, I must have chosen the purgatory mode, otherwise why would it be so difficult to clear the level!"

Duke, who had already entered the pit, had no choice, and after graduation, he begged his grandfather to sue his grandmother, and finally squeezed into a private hospital. Doing his best, he became the third-in-command in the department before he was thirty years old, although there were only three doctors in the entire anorectal department......

The first two in Duke are the director of the proctology department with a big belly, and the deputy director of the Mediterranean, the two of them have very high medical skills, and they have reached the level of barely treating people, so the entire anorectal department relies on Duke to support so as not to lose money. But who let the family choose the simple mode when they were reincarnated, these two people are the boss's eldest uncle and second uncle, playing cards at work, playing guns after work, compared to them, Duke is simply a tragedy.

A few days ago, the director was out socializing, and after drinking for seven days, he successfully drank gastric prolapse and alcoholism, and now he is still in the rescue room, and he can only cover it with a white cloth when he launches it. After grieving for three seconds, Duke was excited, why, because the deputy director is about to be promoted to director, then he will be the deputy director!

Get promoted and raised, marry Bai Fumei, and wait for the Mediterranean to drink out of stomach sagging, then he will become a director. After becoming the leader of the anorectal department, he once again sat and waited for the dean's stomach to prolapse, and then became the CEO, going to the peak of his life and dominating the anorectal ...... Medical community! It's a little exciting to think about!

It's a pity that the fantasy is perfect, the reality is cruel, a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and a deputy director was airborne, who is the boss's third uncle......

The failure in the workplace does not bring pride to Duke's love scene, and Duke, who is still single, said that the sphincter is really harmful. Thirty consecutive blind dates have failed, and the girl who went on a blind date at the beginning knew that he was a doctor, and the look in his eyes was like a dog seeing...... No, the hungry wolf saw the fresh meat, glowing faintly, and asked to change the number and add WeChat. But after knowing that he was a proctologist, his attitude immediately turned 180 degrees, indicating that he was in a hurry to go out, his face had not been washed, his mobile phone had fallen at home, and he couldn't change his number or add WeChat.

Who to fool! Who goes out without a mobile phone now! What's the difference between going out without a phone and not wearing clothes! Besides, you can change your number and add WeChat without a mobile phone, girl, we can add a WeChat, let's talk first!

Duke, who is desperate on a blind date, doesn't expect to find a nurse sister in the hospital, and the first moon near the water doesn't exist for him.

Why? The little nurses in the whole hospital know what the anorectal department is like, and the nurses and sisters of the powder have said that Dr. Du's medical skills are superb, and when seeing a doctor, he only needs a finger to gently insert two times to grasp the condition, which can be called a must in the anorectal world, but ...... But it's disgusting, isn't it? I can't get along at all!

Although he is young and promising, he inserts it gently! Although he is still a little handsome, he is lightly inserted! Although he is in good shape and looks like he has good physical strength, he is lightly inserted! Anyway, it's not right to plug it in, don't call at all, it's impossible to call at all!

The nurse sisters swear that they are more than the doctors in the proctology department...... Dr. Du, or Dr. Li from the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology is better! Although he is not handsome, he has a supercar! Although he is not good at medicine, he has a mansion! Although he is of average stature, I heard that his physical strength is not good, but he is the son of the boss! And I heard that his fingers are very flexible, so I think it's a little shy!

All right! Duke finally discovers his life's worst enemy, and that is the boss. The eldest uncle, second uncle, third uncle, son, the boss's family is simply the magic star of his life, born to defeat him!

"Didn't he plug in when he saw a doctor? It's the same insertion.,Why am I so untreated by my sisters? My fingers are so nimble! Just when Duke sighed and regretted that he shouldn't have done it in the first place, the light bulb above his head didn't turn on.

Feeling the helplessness of life, even the toilet light in the boss's house began to bully him. Looking up, Duke was stunned. It was pitch black overhead, not to mention the toilet light, even the ceiling was gone, and it was dark. Unlike night, even the universe has stars shining! This kind of black is so pure that even the light can be captured and sucked away by it, and it is obviously a black hole.

"Plug, aliens have really invaded Earth?" Duke was stunned, he realized that he didn't hear a sound when he said it, and all of it was sucked away by the black hole.

"Aliens opened wormholes and invaded the earth, and I was the first to discover them...... Don't...... Could it be that proctology can really save the planet? The stupid Duke had a big brain, and he couldn't help but think of running in the sunset back then, which was his lost youth.

A gray lightning bolt in the black hole struck slowly, and Duke, who came back to his senses, hurriedly got up, but unexpectedly, his mind couldn't control his body at all at the moment, and he couldn't even move his little fingers. Unable to blink, Duke could only watch as the lightning slowly fell above his head......

Well, a little numb!

Boom! The entire hospital trembled, and the medical staff and patients who thought it was an earthquake found that it was just a few shakes in the building, and they searched for it until they found a lump of coded coke in the men's bathroom on the second floor.

After the headless female corpse in the morgue and the female patient in red in the ladder, this hospital has another midnight legend: the doctor who blew himself up in the bathroom! The nurses on the night shift have said that there is a terrible ghost in the hospital who wanders in the bathroom every midnight, and as long as he is plugged in, he will blow himself up......