Chapter 36: Queue up to see the hell

Tang chattered and told the disciples of the preparatory class that cultivating immortals must go through the stages of refining qi, building a foundation, condensing pills, yuan infants, transforming gods, crossing tribulations, and Mahayana. After a person's cultivation reaches a certain stage, he will experience a heavenly tribulation, which is also called a tribulation. During the tribulation, as long as you pass the level of the thunder tribulation, you can fly into an immortal. But the catastrophe failed, and his soul was scattered and fell into chaos. Also, although you can soar into an immortal after a thunderstorm, no matter what immortal position you are in, you can't enjoy peace forever, and you have to go through the tribulation on schedule.

"It turns out that it is not easy to become an immortal, and it is not easy to rank in the immortal class!" Lu Ruiqi's crow's mouth is on the air again.

"Then you're the hell!" Chen Shaoxuan sneered at Lu Ruiqi.

"I don't want to be a ghost!" Lu Ruiqi and Chen Shaoxuan quarreled.

Tang chattered and told the disciples of the preparatory class: "Immortals are divided into human immortals, earth immortals, true immortals, heavenly immortals, golden immortals, Xuan immortals, Taiyi Golden Immortals, Taiyi Xuan Immortals, Da Luo Jin Immortals, quasi-saints, and saints. Starting from the immortals, they are all considered immortals. I'm still only an earth immortal, so the honorific title is not an immortal, just an ordinary immortal! ”

Lu Ruiqi opened her crow mouth again: "Master Tang is so nagging, embarrassing the face of the immortals!" ”

Lu Ruiqi's words caused all the disciples to laugh.

Tang chattered when he saw the disciples laughing: "What are you laughing at?" What's so funny? Laugh again, and I'll smash shit! ”

The disciples were most afraid that Tang would smash the shit of this master, and immediately quieted down.

Tang chattered about the classification of immortals, and talked about the affairs of the underworld, he taught the disciples of the preparatory class to recite mantras to open the eyes of heaven, and said that when the eyes of heaven were opened, at night, ghosts could be seen.

Tang chattered: "This thing is also divided into several levels!" Although Shaohua Mountain is a blessed land for cultivating immortals, from time to time there are still those lonely souls and wild ghosts floating here, and even making trouble! After you learn to open the eyes of heaven, you will see ghosts at night. ”

"It's terrible, you want us to see ghosts!" Lu Ruiqi shuddered.

Tang chattered and ordered: "After dinner, the eight disciples of the preparatory class can't ask for leave, and all follow me to the woods behind Shaohua Mountain to see ghosts!" ”

"Oh my God, it's horrible!" The eight disciples of the preparatory class all sat on the ground.

"Hahaha, those disciples in the preparatory class, it seems that we have just entered school, funny and naughty!" Several disciples of Shaohua Mountain, who knew the disciples of the preparatory class, were forced by Master Tang to go to the back mountain to see ghosts, and gathered together to discuss the disciples of the preparatory class.

A female disciple said: "Meow, this Chen Shaoxuan is a little interesting, if he performs well, he is estimated to pass the exam!" ”

"Wang ......" A male disciple said after pondering for a while: "That's it, I'm not optimistic about Chen Shaoxuan, Wang Wang." ”

"Squeak squeak...... Where do you come from so much nonsense, how about we go pick wild fruits and eat them? ”

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Those disciples of Shaohua Mountain like to be funny, either pretending to be cats or dogs, or even pretending to be mice. The disciples of the preparatory class, seeing that those disciples liked this, spoke with the sound of animals from time to time.

Living in this quiet place in Shaohua Mountain, young people feel bored and have nothing to do.

It was only in the evening, and the disciples of the preparatory class were forced to come to the back mountain to see ghosts.

Because it was still early, the ghost didn't come out, and Tang Nag saw that the disciple was sneaking around here and couldn't go far.

Chen Shaoxuan was lying on the grass and dozing off, when a bird flew over him, shook its wings, and pulled out a piece of on Chen Shaoxuan's handsome face.

After all, Chen Shaoxuan had practiced some spells, and he felt something "attacking" in mid-air, so he cleverly turned sideways and dodged this piece of bird.

"Grass, where did the birds fly, do you have a sense of public morality? Throw stinky stuff at me, believe it or not if I catch you and stew you? "Chen Shaoxuan is a handsome cricket who likes stinky beauty, and he thought that he was almost hit by the bird's feces, but fortunately he was not hit, otherwise it would be troublesome.

"Hahaha! Chen Shaoxuan is even a bird in love with you now, you should be happy. Nan Xiaofan and Lu Ruiqi walked over, just saw this scene, and teased him.

"No kidding, meow!" After Chen Shaoxuan learned to meow, he licked his "paws" with his tongue.

Nan Xiaofan said: "Wild cats may also be interested in Chen Shaoxuan, you!" ”

Chen Shaoxuan teased Nan Xiaofan: "I don't pay attention to the wild cat's interest in me, Bai Yingluo is interested in you, so I pay attention!" ”

Nan Xiaofan opened his mouth and said, "Meow, I'm too lazy to take care of you, and I won't pay attention to Bai Yingluo!" ”

Lu Ruiqi smiled, she also knew that Chen Shaoxuan was joking with Nan Xiaofan.

Lu Ruiqi also learned to meow, after all, she is a young man, and she also wants to be funny and make trouble.

Lu Ruiqi then asked Chen Shaoxuan: "Chen Shaoxuan, what type of girl do you like?"

"It's not you!" Chen Shaoxuan said to Lu Ruiqi.

Lu Ruiqi didn't have anyone in her heart, so she laughed.

Bai Yingluo also laughed.

Nan Xiaofan has been with Moya for a long time, and his words are a little poisonous. After she glanced at Bai Yingluo, she said with some sympathy: "Bai Yingluo, Lu Ruiqi is a mouth and a tofu heart, but you are a handsome guy with a tofu brain!" ”

It was completely dark, and Tang chattered to see all the disciples of the preparatory class lined up and chanted mantras in unison to open the eyes of the sky.

"It's horrible!" Those disciples of the preparatory class were forced to open their eyes to hell by Tang Nagging, and they didn't dare to disobey, for fear of being smashed by shit again, so they had to open their eyes and wait.

Nan Xiaofan had never seen a ghost before, she recited the spell at this time, and after opening the eyes of heaven, she looked ahead nervously, her heart beating wildly.

However, there was silence all around, and the disciples of the preparatory class, looking ahead, could see nothing, only the fragrance of night flowers.

Suddenly, there was movement in the grass, and something suddenly drilled forward.

Lu Ruiqi shouted: "The ghost is out!" ”

There was a commotion among the disciples of the preparatory class, some hiding behind their companions, and some running backwards.

"Quiet!" Tang chattered and shouted, "If it's not quiet, I'll smash shit!" ”

As soon as Tang chattered these words, the disciples of the preparatory class had to calm down and line up again.

"There was movement in the grass just now, it's not a ghost, it's a weasel!" Tang chattered to the disciples of the preparatory class.

"A false alarm!" Nan Xiaofan said.

"That's it, I thought the ghost came out and scared the baby to death!" Lu Ruiqi said.

Chen Shaoxuan said: "You guys are really, hell, you were scared like this, how can you mess around here in the future!" ”

Nan Xiaofan and Lu Ruiqi told Chen Shaoxuan to go forward and say hello to the ghost.

Chen Shaoxuan refused again, he hadn't actually seen a ghost before. His family is a fox fairy family, and the ghost does not dare to provoke this wealthy family.

"I'll warn you again for the sake of the teacher, stand quietly!" Don screamed.

The disciples of the preparatory class had to stand, motionless, and look ahead.

The disciples of the preparatory class stood in front of the forest, never seeing a ghost, but there were many mosquito bites on their faces, feet and hands.

"Master, why hasn't the ghost come out yet, I've been bitten by mosquitoes for a lot of bags, and I've broken my appearance!" Lu Ruiqi couldn't help but scream.

Tang chattered also felt strange, in the past, in this forest, there were dirty things floating around from time to time. But today, why is it so quiet?

Tang chattered the incantation and looked around, but there was no ghost.

"Strange, why is it so quiet tonight, and there is not a single ghost?" Tang chattered to himself.

"Master, is this spell you taught to open the eyes of heaven effective?" Lu Ruiqi asked.

"Shut your crow's mouth!" Tang chattered and shouted at Lu Ruiqi.

Lu Ruiqi then shut up, and the surroundings quieted down.