Chapter 89: Stupid, lazy, and greedy

Kyoto's bustling streets are crowded with people and hawkers, and under the shade of trees, some sit and play chess, and some drink tea and chat in the teahouses on the side. In the spring, the children are even more happy, happily pasting some strange-shaped paper kites in the alleys, and meeting in groups of three or two to lead the kites to the empty field on the suburban side to fly kites. In the blink of an eye, several swollen and fat women scratched their heads and waved their hands to look at the fortune teller's hand, and the fortune teller just sat still like a stake, but the parrot behind him was chattering non-stop.

On the road, a sedan chair passed in front of him, sitting an official inside, the decoration of the sedan chair top is no different from the general official Jiao, but the coquettish son passed, the sales asked some faint sandalwood fragrance, and he didn't come back to his senses, and the three signboard characters of the "God Operator" hanging on the opposite side of the small bunting style appeared in front of the two of them, and the women who were originally sitting around the "God Operator" did not know where to go one after another.

"The girl on the other side, please come here, God calculates your hexagram, doesn't charge money, doesn't charge money. Click. A parrot fluttered its wings and chirped again.

"Doctor?" Yu Jin turned her eyes suspiciously, and couldn't help but want to pay attention to half of it, as if she couldn't see it, couldn't hear it, and had nothing to do with herself. Shunhua was stunned for a while, then his wrist rose slightly, pulled the corner of Yu Jin's clothes, stepped forward and said softly: "Hey, hey, it seems to be talking about me." ”

"Oh? Is it? I don't think so. Hua'er, did you hear me wrong? ”

Shunhua shook his head, looked at the parrot suspiciously, and pointed to himself, and the parrot next to the "God Operator" flapped its wings and said, "It's you, it's you, quack." Seeing that Yu Jin and Shun Hua did not move, the parrot cleverly spread its wings and flew to Yu Jin's shoulders and fell, and said to Shun Hua: "It's you, little girl, you have a hexagram on you today." Please come and stop for a while. ”

Yu Jin suddenly had a bone-shattering mentality, wanting to burn the parrot that could only "croak" instantly, she clenched her fist, shook her hand, and shook the parrot out.

"Big badass, big bad guy! Big bad, croack! ”

Shunhua raised a step slightly and was about to take a step, Yu Jin hurriedly pulled Shunhua's hand back, and said in a low voice: "Eh, don't go, it looks like a liar talking nonsense on the street." Besides, do you believe the words of this beast? ”

Shunhua slowly retracted his steps, turned his head on the spot, and said to Yu Jin seriously: "No, this 'god operator' has been telling fortunes on this street in Kyoto for more than ten years, and this parrot has also been with him for more than ten years, so don't worry, they are really not liars, he is amazing, when I was in Chunhualou, as long as my sisters and sisters are doing and what happens, he can pinch his fingers and understand the marriage." ”

"Marriage?"

"Yes, this 'divine operator' is only a marriage hexagram. And very accurate. ”

"Huh? Only the marriage hexagram is counted...... Then he still hangs a signboard of a god operator, people's "god operator" is amazing, everything is counted, he is just a marriage, and he hangs a signboard of "god operator", is this not clear that he has been abducted and deceived? To put it bluntly, it's a liar. Oops, Shunhua don't go. ”

"You...... I don't want to ...... Let him count the two of us? I have always wanted to come to this 'god operator' in Chunhualou before, but because I am a candidate for Oiran, what's the matter, Mama Chun won't let me go out, showing half of my face, and now I am fortunate to come out with a certain person, and I want to test the divine power of this 'god operator' that is like a god and an unpredictable prophet. Hey, hey, hey. Let's go, come with me. ”

……

Yu Jin took Shunhua as a solution, and went with her to the "god operator".

Duanjing Taoist priest, dressed as a child, holding the hexagram in his hand, sincerely taking the marriage, calling for danger, and the three hexagrams. Yu Jin Bionic summoned him, and suddenly became a little contemplative. When the parrot saw the two coming together, he was very happy, flapped his wings together, and stretched out together.

"Little sister, little sister, what do you see?"

"Look...... What to see? Shunhua's head was biased, and he didn't know what to see, so what was the word "seeing"?

"Look at me."

……

"Oh! Isn't it just a parrot who speaks, talks nonsense, and cheats?! What's there to see? Is your face no bigger than my fist studded with gold or silver? Cut~" Yu Jin said a few words to it gently, and the parrot listened, huffing and inciting its wings to go around, but did not dare to move forward.

"Not for you!"

"You ......, forget it, I don't have to deal with a beast." With Yu Jin returning a grimace to the parrot. The parrot was about to say something, but the "God Operator" suddenly slapped his hand heavily in front of several cases, and the parrot retreated, slowly landing on the right shoulder of the "God Operator", and stopped saying anything.

"I ...... His answer is the same. ”

Shun Hua said, and the "god operator" began to dance crookedly, gesturing with some strange and incomprehensible movements. The words he struggled to squeeze out of his mouth made Yu Jin and Shun Hua really confused.

"Grunt, coax, coax, dang, ah~ya! Yikes!! it, ahh......h Gurg, grunt, goo ”

……

"See? It's probably a bit of a problem with the brain. Leave him some pieces of silver, and let's go. It is important to prepare the ingredients. ”

"Please stay, we are not liars, let alone charlatans. My master is deaf and blind and not in good health, but he can make 'gurgling' fish sounds and some language that I don't know how to explain to you, in short, he is very good, quack. ”

……

"Ahem, ahem." "Listen to the gods" feint coughed a few times, but Yu Jin hated such charlatans even more.

What fish calls, before and after rebirth, Yu Jin has never heard any fish calls.

Blink to look at Shunhua on the side, that kind of intoxicated appearance, I was simply fascinated. Seeing her preoccupied and attentive appearance, Yu Jin didn't want to make any more small movements, and after the parrot comprehended, she flapped her wings and continued: "Please stretch out your hand and let the 'god operator' touch it." ”

"What!" Yu Jin stepped forward angrily and had the urge to pluck out all the hair on the parrot's body, and he had morale here, Shun Hua was good, and obediently stretched out his slender white hand.

Yu Jin turned around, sighed, and then said: "I don't care if you are deaf, blind, or dumb, if you dare to take advantage of my Shunhua, I will pluck your hair and smash your signboard." ”

"Gollum? Ahh Boom! When, yah~yay! Yikes!! it, ahh......h Gurg, grunt, goo ”

The "God Operator" was excited in an instant.

"My master said, tell you not to make noise."

Yu Jin sneered, just a sentence telling her not to quarrel, it was so long, and it almost coincided with the first sentence, ghost letter! Shunhua tugged at the corner of Yu Jin's clothes and told her to stop. After that, Yu Jin didn't want to say anything more.

The "God Operator" was blind, but he was still able to touch Shunhua's soft wrist with a touch.

"Grunt, coax, coax, dang, ah~ya! Yikes!! it, ahh......h Gurg, grunt, goo ”

"My master said that such a chaotic and elusive vein, it is the first time he has reached the vein, this kind of vein is simply earth-shattering and crying ghosts and gods, and it is simply a combination of all kinds of love and hatred in the world."

Shunhua was like a disciple, and listened intently to the parrot that was crowing at the toad.

"Gollum, Gollum, Gollum?"

"Master asks you, on what day of the month does your moon water come in?"

Yu Jin couldn't stop it, and suddenly grabbed the words: "Does this matter?!" ”

"Gollum, Gollum...... Grunt, grunt. ”

"Hehe, please wait."

Suddenly, the "God Operator" stood up, pulled a piece of straw paper from the copy, squatted on the muddy ground on the side, stretched out his hand, first put his index finger on his mouth and dipped some saliva, and then tasted the mud on the ground in that muddy place, and then confirmed one place, and then took half a tael of fine soil.

"Gurgling, purring, purring, ...... Coo, grunt, grunt. ”

He said, boil half a bowl of water and a small bowl of mud for three days. Come back in three days. ”

"Let Shunhua eat?"

"God Operator" nodded, Yu Jin became even more angry, since Shunhua was allowed to eat mud, "It's really unreasonable!" Dare us Shunhua eat mud? The tiger doesn't threaten you, when I am a sick cat! Yu Jin rolled up his sleeves angrily, Shun Hua gestured with a look on the side, and then put a large gold ingot to the "God Operator", the blind eyes suddenly opened the boss, and then showed an innocent smile on his face.

"Shunhua...... But...... This ......"

Without waiting for Yu Jin to finish speaking, Shun Hua took the mud and pulled Yu Jin away.

"Alright, let's go find the ingredients."

A puppy that was left outside, dying of hunger, lay on the side of the street, Yu Jin and Shun Hua saw that it was pitiful, so they adopted it.

But the dog doesn't live long. On the day I took it back, I died because I ate too much.

Today is Shunhua's birthday, and Yu Jin thought about it for a while, and felt that she should cook for her herself.

Yu Jin is not a professional cook, various

The two people standing halfway up the mountain looked at the lush verdant mountains and forests in front of them and took a deep breath.

"You say, you don't see a single flower in this radius, where can you find ingredients?"

Finally, after the two wandered and lost in the mountains for several hours, she mustered up the courage to take Shunhua to jump. The slender body flew down the mountain like flowing water along the green grass on the mountainside.

"Shunhua, don't be afraid, I'm an expert!"

Shunhua's firm eyes did not have the slightest fear when Yu Jin picked her up. A bird's-eye view of the entire mountain forest, winding for several miles, there is not even a single petal, and the weather that has just entered spring has made people feel hot and dry. The two sweated like rain, but they still insisted on finding the ingredients.

The clear river, into the eyes of the two, as if between, can bring a trace of cool pleasure, Yu Jin gently dragged Shunhua's hand, both hands and hold, flat rotation and down, the bright sun shines and welcomes, the two of them slowly drill into the pool formed by the meeting of the stream with a beautiful posture, "lala" waterfall, flying down 3,000 feet.

The refreshing coolness made the two of them happily wash their bodies, and in such a period of time, the water in the pool was not cold to the bone, but cool to cool off. The two of them soaked in the clear pool, leaning comfortably against the side of the rock.

Shunhua rubbed his body towards Yu Jin, and then said, "I'll rub your back." Yu Jin, who was enjoying the refreshing moment with her eyes closed, was suddenly disturbed in the tranquility.

The peach-colored skin flashed out of the water when Shunhua shifted, and the healthy and coveted complexion was instantly blurred in the water, Yu Jin took a deep breath, and immediately pretended to be very excited, burrowed into the water, and then jumped up from the pool, took advantage of the sun, and threw off the water in the clothes on the boulder platform.