"Isn't it true that every female protagonist who crosses over can meet a prince-like male protagonist? Even if Lao Tzu is the second female, can Lao Tzu be a quiet Bai Fumei? Why do you want to give Lao Tzu a cheating father's intellectual retardation? ”

"Hahahaha......"

"Xiao Tian'er, you little, you are so happy to see me depressed, do you still have a conscience?"

"Hahahaha......" Ling Tian continued to laugh until his intestines knotted.

Feng Yun glanced at Xiao Tian'er, who was gloating, and then at her undisciplined sister-in-law, and felt that a large number of crows flew over her head.

"Nima has even more terriers behind!" The more he said at the beginning of the night, the more angry he became: "Lao Tzu didn't earn points, and he was ruined by that mental retard." The money for gambling stones was also pitted by the retarded. Lao Tzu thought to himself, let the mentally retarded invite Lao Tzu to have a good meal and then go back to the palace, after all, he is Lingzun, and he must be rich!

Did you know the results? In order to compensate for his wounded heart, Lao Tzu went to one of the best restaurants in Kyoto of the Divine Beast Dynasty. If I go in, I will pretend to be an uncle, and clear the guests inside. So we ordered...... I didn't eat much, and the mentally retarded actually ate all the ingredients in other restaurants, and ate directly until others closed early.

Lao Tzu sat next to him, watching him eat so much and feeling that he had grown insight. As a result, after eating this bewitching slut, he opened a pair of cute eyes and told Lao Tzu that he, no, money!

it! Xiao Tian'er, can you feel that I was hurt by those 10,000 critical hits at that time? What do you think is more depressing in life than encountering something like this? ”

Ling Tian really couldn't help it, and laughed again. Looking at the resentment on Ye Chuchen's face, she felt that the jade soul was really cute!

He almost took a fairy wand and shouted at the great devil at the beginning of the night—I will destroy you on behalf of the moon.

I have never been able to imagine what kind of man would be able to hold her like Ye Chuchen.

Now Ling Tian knew.

That's it: a man with an IQ in arrears, an excess of force value, insensitivity to poison, and a little bit of a cheat.

It's a perfect match, there's wood?

As the most ironclad friend, the best sister, and the closest family member at the beginning of the night, Miss Ling stood on the side of the little brother-in-law of the Jade Soul as soon as possible.

"Xiao Tian'er, I promised the mentally retarded to sleep with him before, but I was afraid of his obscenity. Because you and your brother-in-law haven't come yet, the baby is timid and insecure. But after what happened the day before yesterday, I have already decided.

First, you and your brother-in-law have arrived, and the baby has a backstage, so even if you tear it up, you won't be afraid of him. Second, Lao Tzu is not a murderer, and he doesn't need a mentally retarded little brother like him. Even if you and your brother-in-law sometimes have to leave to run errands, I will follow you. Even if I don't follow you, there are Chen Ji and Chen Sheng assigned to me by my brother-in-law, I can completely protect myself in this Blue Dragon Empire, who would want him, the Purple Spirit Venerable, to help me kill someone? It's still a retarded person who can only kill three times a day.

Lao Tzu not only provided him with food, clothing, housing and transportation, but also had to work his five girls to solve the problem for him...... balabala。 ”

The Night Maiden talked for half an hour, until—

"Your Majesty, Concubine Yu asks to see you."

"What is it here for? No, no, no! ”

The night girl who was complaining about the jade soul felt that she was exhausted when she heard that the poor mentally retarded was coming.