Chapter 4 Is it a comrade?
"Can you borrow it from my sister?"
Yin Enfei pinched Xiao Ce's pants in his hand and looked up at Xiao Ce with a smile on his face.
Xiao Ce is now loveless, and in the face of an "elder's" indifference to him, he doesn't know how to resist.
"Off...... Sister? This joke can't be opened, can't be opened......"
Xiao Ce said as he reached out and wanted to push away the hand that "Guan Meilan" was pinching his embarrassing parts, but Yin Enfei's strength was not small, and his legs were weak and his bottom was sore.
"Don't be stingy? Borrowed for use, you are not a one-time thing, huh? Let's discuss? ”
Yin Enfei raised her eyebrows and was coquettish, but she used Guan Meilan's body, and the coquettish at that age looked like she wanted to kill no matter how you looked at it.
Xiao Ce was about to collapse, and suddenly reached out and pushed Yin Enfei away, regardless of whether he hurt himself or not, and left the nurse's table as if he was running for his life.
Yin Enfei looked at Xiao Ce, who was fleeing in a hurry, frowned unhappily, looked at the palm he was holding "Victory" just now, and looked down and sniffed.
"Strange smell...... I know that I don't even like An Lehua, who is protruding and concave, how can I like this loose half-old, it's really ......"
After Yin Enfei finished speaking, he slipped out of Guan Meilan's body with a thud.
Xiao Ce fled to the surgery department in embarrassment, and when he arrived at Feng Qiao's office, Feng Qiao was talking to a patient, this Xiao Ce suddenly broke in, still in a hurry, panting, and frightened Feng Qiao and the patient were stunned.
"You're ......"
"You see a doctor first, I'll slow down first, slow ......"
Xiao Ce sat on the chair next to him tremblingly, thinking about the scene just now, he felt that he might have not woken up in a dream, so he reached out and slapped himself a few times.
The two snapping sounds once again frightened Feng Qiao and the patient, who had just returned to normal questioning.
"That...... Dr. Feng, I'd better talk to you another day, and you'd better ask a psychiatrist to come and help you get a look at this colleague. ”
"Haha, it's okay, it's okay, there's a lot of things at home lately, I'm sorry, let's talk about it another day."
After the patient left, Feng Qiao looked at Xiao Ce unhappily.
"I said, what do you want to do? In case of a complaint from a patient, don't you know how perverted your old man is, ah? ”
Feng Qiao complained, but looking at Xiao Ce's frightened appearance, he stepped forward strangely and looked at it, this kid, the two slaps just now were really ruthless, and his face was red.
"No, Xiao Ce, are you okay?"
"I don't know, I think there's something wrong with me, or I wouldn't...... Two days, three times, three women, I ...... No, no, there must be something wrong with me. ”
Xiao Ce muttered to himself something that Feng Qiao couldn't understand.
Feng Qiao pulled over a chair and sat down in front of Xiao Ce.
"What the hell is going on?"
"Just now! Sister Guan, you know, right? ”
"You know, the head nurse of the nurses' station on the first floor, who is notoriously responsible for being a good nurse."
"Do you think Sister Guan will be the kind of woman who flirts with young people?"
"What are you kidding, this kind of joke can't be made, my husband turned out to be in the emergency department, and he died of overwork, and Sister Guan abides by women's morals, helps others enthusiastically, and devotes herself to work for her children, that's our example, you slander people, I want to look down on you."
Feng Qiao became rare and serious, which made Xiao Ce feel even more that he was either hallucinating, or he was sick and paranoid.
But the pain in that part is still very clear, could it be myself...... Pinched?
"What the hell is going on?"
"Just now...... Sister Guan just now, alas! You won't believe it, I don't believe it myself! ”
"What do you mean? Could it be that Sister Guan is molesting you? ”
Feng Qiao said in surprise, and Xiao Ce nodded vigorously.
"Stinky boy, are you scared?"
Feng Qiao's words changed, obviously not believing Xiao Ce's words, Xiao Ce sat on the chair in frustration, unable to say anything in his heart.
"I ...... I also think I'm not evil, it's been two days, yesterday it was Jin Mengmeng, you didn't see her like that, dangling in front of me with her little thick legs, and putting my hand on her ......"
Xiao Ce said, stretched out his hand and gestured on his chest, and Feng Qiao looked at him with disgust.
"Uh...... Jin Mengmeng, she doesn't look like that kind of person, she looks chubby, she is very arrogant, she said to her boyfriend, she must find someone like Andy Lau, Andy Lau, I want to find it. ”
"I'm not joking with you, and An Lehua, you saw it with your own eyes, this can't be my magic, right?"
"Well, I testify, An Lehua, you are not stunned, I saw her in the lounge with my own eyes...... That's what you. ”
Feng Qiao remembered that picture, and couldn't help but want to laugh, but was glared back by Xiao Ce's cold eyes.
"Sister Guan just now...... She really is......"
"How?"
Feng Qiao looked at Xiao Ce curiously, waiting for the following.
"Oops! I can't say it! I just think it's so strange now, these are all colleagues who have been together for a few years, how can they suddenly ...... It's getting so weird. ”
"If you want to say that I believe in other people, I don't believe it, if you say that she is widowed and lonely, how many times did Director Zhang introduce her to Zhang Luo before, but people refused when they saw it, saying that they had no intention of getting married for the second time."
Feng Qiao shook his head firmly, which made Xiao Ce even more suspicious if there was something wrong with him.
"Failed again?"
In the Hades Temple, the flower goddess had just sent an obsessive soul to heaven, and Yin Enfei was envious.
"Hmm...... I really don't know what kind of woman this Xiao Ce likes. ”
"Hey, that's strange, although I've rarely encountered your obsession over the years, but I've also dealt with it, and I've hit it with one hit before, where are you so troublesome, and it's said that this matter is only three, is it difficult? He doesn't like women? ”
"Huh? What do women like that they don't like? ”
Yin Enfei looked at the flower goddess in shock, and the flower goddess pursed her lips in disgust.
"If you don't like women, you naturally like men."
"Comrade?"
Yin Enfei exclaimed, and the flower goddess nodded.
"The woman who is sent to the door, the man doesn't touch it, it's okay once, and he doesn't touch it twice or three times, then either there is a problem with his tools, or there is a problem with his orientation."
Being said by the flower goddess, Yin Enfei suddenly remembered the man who broke in when he was possessed by An Lehua, and when he was about to succeed.
"That's right, there is a man named Feng Qiao, I remember, when I forced Xiao Ce and was about to overlord to make a bow, this Feng Qiao broke in, Xiao Ce suddenly came to the power of the wilderness, pushed me away, chased me out with his pants, and shouted while listening to my explanation!"
"Listen to me? That's right! It seems that Xiao Ce's relationship with this man named Feng Qiao must be unusual, otherwise why would he explain it to him? ”
Yin Enfei listened to the flower god and goddess assist in combing his thoughts, and felt more and more that this Xiao Ce and Feng Qiao were a pair of dog men and women...... No, no, dog man!
She even had a "chic" picture in her head.
Feng Qiao snuggled in Xiao Ce's arms, hiding his face and crying, while beating Xiao Ce's chest with his small fists.
"You say, what is the relationship between you and that An Lehua? As you said, you're not interested in women, and you only love me in your life! ”
Xiao Ce stretched out his hand and grabbed Feng Qiao's hand and beat him, lowered his eyebrows, looked at Feng Qiao in his arms coldly, and smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth slightly.
"Little baby, of course I only love you alone, those vulgar women, how can they be compared to you, I am forced, you have to believe me."
"I don't believe it, I don't believe it! I've seen it all, and you're still quibbling here. ”
"If you don't believe me, I'll have to prove my heart by deeds."
Feng Qiao lowered his eyebrows shyly and twisted in Xiao Ce's arms.
"Hmm...... How do you prove it? ”
"Kiss you!"
"Oh my god!"
Yin Enfei was so shocked by his imagination that he shuddered, and his whole body, even the pores, exuded a feeling of disgust.
"Goddess, don't say anything, change people! Substitution! ”
"Substitutions? Okay, you can find a man with the fire of the three yangs on your head, it is already a gift from God to let you meet this one! ”