Chapter 1535 Digresses

After Bai Youchu left, Shao Yitian and Sun Wukong stared at each other like this, and their faces were full of surprise.

After a while, Brother Monkey said: "Xiao Shao, you are looking at my grandson like this, which makes my grandson can't help but think of the picture of you picking up soap in the mortal world." ”

Hearing Sun Wukong's words, Shao Yitian suddenly had black lines on his head, this monkey brother's mouth is really getting poorer and poorer, and after going to the mortal world, he has changed.

Shao Yitian said with a smile: "Brother Monkey, don't worry, I will never let you pick up soap, even if the soap drops, I will let my woman pick it up for me." ”

"Amitabha!" Sun Wukong clasped his hands together and said Amitabha.

This is the first time Shao Yitian has heard Sun Wukong sing the Buddha horn since he met Sun Wukong, which is a little strange, I don't understand what Sun Wukong is crazy about, why he suddenly sings the Buddha horn.

"Xiao Shao, don't say this in front of the monks, it will affect my grandson's Buddha heart. Sun Wukong said.

Shao Yitian asked strangely: "Brother Monkey, you haven't experienced such a thing, so you're not afraid of the impact." ”

Sun Wukong said: "Xiao Shao, although I haven't experienced this matter, I have seen it, in a common saying in the mortal world, it is called that I have never eaten pork and have never seen a pig run!"

When Shao Yitian heard this, he looked at Sun Wukong with a look of surprise and asked, "Brother Monkey, have you seen this, where did you see it?"

It stands to reason that even if you witness such a thing, you will be breaking the precepts!

Sun Wukong said: "The last time I came down to the mortal world, the master and Bajie went to play under the overpass, and they were pulled to buy a good-looking disc, at first the master didn't want to buy it, but after seeing the cover girl on the disc, the master immediately bought two discs, and after returning to the hotel, he immediately watched it. ”

"Brother Monkey, have you also seen it?" Shao Yitian asked as he looked at Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong said: "No, I lived in a room at the time, can I not watch it, and the master and Bajie are still pulling me to watch!

When Shao Yitian heard this, he thought, I'm afraid that you don't have to watch it, but you can't stand the temptation of the voice, so you take the initiative to watch it, right?

"Brother Monkey, can you tell us how this film feels?" asked Shao Yitian with a grin.

Brother Monkey thought for a while, and seemed to still doubt the picture of the last time he watched this film, and said: "According to my master's words, I didn't expect to do this kind of thing, and there are so many skills in it, which has benefited us a lot!"

Shao Yitian didn't expect Tang Seng to be able to make such a point-to-the-point speech, worthy of Tang Seng!

Shao Yitian smiled and asked, "Brother Monkey, do you think those heroines in it are beautiful?"

Sun Wukong shook his head and said: "Not as beautiful as the fairies of Heavenly Court, my master and Bajie also said the same, but we all feel that although those women are not as beautiful as the fairies of Heavenly Court, they are definitely more charming than the fairies of Heavenly Court!"

Needless to say, these women are battle-hardened women, and as soon as you pat your buttocks, they will know what kind of pose to put on for you, for example, as soon as you lie down, she immediately knows to climb on top of it, and then sit down in front of your little brother, so that your little brother can enter a very comfortable world.

"Hehe, Brother Monkey, do you still want to watch such a movie? If you want to watch it, I can bring it up from the mortal world next time to show it to Brother Monkey!" Shao Yitian asked with a grin, like a strange Shu millet who kidnapped a little girl to see a goldfish.

Sun Wukong said: "What if you want to see it, whether there is a machine to play a video in the heavenly court and the Buddha world, it's useless." Sun Wukong sighed and said.

Shao Yitian said with a smile: "You can use your mobile phone to watch it, isn't it more convenient to watch it on your mobile phone, lie in the quilt and watch it secretly by yourself." ”

When Sun Wukong heard this, his eyes immediately lit up, as if he was looking forward to it.

But then Sun Wukong said: "Xiao Shao, this matter is still exempt, my old grandson is afraid that he will not be able to control it after reading it, and he is afraid of making mistakes, so he still doesn't watch it!"

Also, when ordinary men look at this thing, they usually only look at it when they have unicorn arms, and if they show Sun Wukong too much, Sun Wukong will look good when he practices a pair of unicorn arms!

After laughing for a while, Shao Yitian patted his head, damn it, it's so off-topic, I want to discuss with Brother Monkey about Bai Youchu and Xuanwu, so I ran to the island country blockbuster, it's really Nima who went off topic and ran to grandma's house.

Shao Yitian immediately said: "Brother Monkey, let's stop this topic, let's talk about Bai Youchu and Xuanwu." ”

Sun Wukong glanced at Shao Yitian and said, "You are embarrassed to say, if you hadn't been involved in this topic, would my old grandson have talked with him for so long? Amitabha, sin, sin." ”

Shao Yitian said: "Brother Monkey, don't talk about me, if you didn't mention the word picking up soap, I wouldn't have talked about this topic!"

The two quarreled about this matter again, and in the end, neither of them could convince anyone, so they just died down.

"Xiao Shao, let me ask you, how credible do you think what Bai Youchu said just now is?" asked Sun Wukong.

Shao Yitian said: "Brother Monkey, let's be honest, I really don't know this, Bai Youchu's story is a bit scary, if it's true, then these four divine beasts are all impostors!"

Sun Wukong nodded and said, "Yes, if it's true, these four divine beasts are all impostors." You said that since Bai Youchu knew about this, why didn't he announce it? Why didn't he rescue the real four divine beasts?"

Sun Wukong is right, indeed, since Bai Youchu knows this, why didn't he take action, what was he waiting for?

Shao Yitian shook his head, thinking to himself, could it be that Bai Youchu didn't have this certainty, so it was not easy to make a rash move? Or was what Bai Youchu said just a lie?

"Maybe it's because the demon world is in its own way, whether the four divine beasts are real or not, it has nothing to do with other monsters. Shao Yitian said the possibility in his heart.

This is like a family matter in someone else's family, whether it is someone else's eldest son inheriting the inheritance or the younger son inheriting the inheritance, it seems to have nothing to do with you and others.

Because whoever inherits the inheritance will not give you a penny to buy candy to eat.

The matter of the four divine beasts may be like this, whether you are true or not, it has nothing to do with them anyway, it is better to be fake, and there are fewer strong opponents.

After hearing this, Sun Wukong nodded and said, "Xiao Shao, your analysis is correct, it is estimated that this is the truth." ”

"But my old grandson has another doubt, how did he Bai Youchu know about such a secret thing? Could it be that Bai Youchu has been following the turtle before?"

Shao Yitian shook his head and said, "I don't know this answer, maybe this answer can only be answered by Bai Youchu himself!"

(End of chapter)