Chapter 31 Family Routine
Bidding farewell to the reluctant Kushina and Watergate, Duke staggered home, eating while thinking about the middle ninja exam in a month, that is, around the beginning of next year. The middle ninja exam is very interesting, whether you can graduate from the lower ninja and promote the middle ninja, it does not depend on the ranking of results, but on the comprehensive ability, the middle ninja is the grassroots command on the battlefield, and they need a calm and calm head more than combat effectiveness. Excellent analysis and judgment of the battle situation and efficient decision-making ability are the keys to becoming a Zhongnin.
Of course, this is all superficial, it is made for outsiders to see, and according to this harsh assessment, two of the hundred lower ninjas can be out of the sky. In fact, in addition to the twice-yearly routine, the five major powers have their own systems for selecting and releasing the middle ninja, and even more so after the war, and the grassroots commanders need to replenish as soon as possible, which is also a kind of arms race.
Duke doesn't care about the big things of the country and the village, what he cares about is whether he wants to release water in the exam, and the 9-year-old middle ninja will be focused on by other villages, especially Duke, a Konoha ninja with the boundary of ice escape, Mist must be happy to kill him. It's not been long since the Third Ninja War, and Duke doesn't want to make a fuss about himself for the sake of fame, and once he gets on the blacklist of some ninja villages, it's a lot of fun.
As he walked, Duke was attracted by the noisy crowd in front of him and leaned in to watch. When encountering excitement, you must be onlookers, and if you don't do well, there will be something you like to see.
"That's it, squash them so hard that they dare to underestimate me."
"Okay, big sister!"
In the middle of the crowd, a childish voice came out, accompanied by a pleasant scream, Duke was a little disappointed, it seemed that it was a fight between the bear children, not the teacher who was caught peeping. But when he squeezed to the front and saw Red Bean yelling at a group of imps to beat another group of imps, his face turned angry.
"Doing things in my territory, who gave you the guts, don't you know what I'm covering here?" The red bean rode on the back of the same simple Hades, with his hands on his shoulders, and the left and right protectors to protect him.
"Damn, if it weren't for that dog, this street would be ours." The bear child who was pressed to the ground may be a leader, his nose is blue and his face is swollen at the moment, his mouth is still unconvinced, and he shouts at the red bean: "If you have a kind, you will fight with me, see that I don't flatten your chest." ”
"Idiot, why should I go head-to-head with you?" Hongdou spat and said disdainfully: "Fighting depends on the number of people, my brother said." ”
"You must be scared of this airport."
The bear child used the agitation method, but unfortunately it was useless, and the red bean stuck out his tongue and made a grimace.
"Don't you dare, you coward."
"What an arrogant boy, his breath is bigger than my athlete's foot!" Hades stretched out his paw and gestured, causing the bear child to scream.
After Duke became a shinobi, he was often away from home and did not take him out on missions, leaving only a scroll with the words 'Garuru Beast Body Secrets' written on it for him to practice every day. God is pitiful, that wolf dog named Garuru Beast can actually breathe fire, which makes Hades almost flip the table, there is no blood inheritance boundary, how can he use fire escape?
"What are you two doing here?" Duke's head was bulging with green tendons, and he struck at the heads of Red Bean and Hades, and the bear children shouted 'There are monsters', and then dispersed, and the crowd of onlookers complained that the excitement was gone, and they also dispersed.
"It's Brother Duke, it hurts!" Hongdou covered the big bag on top of his head and said pitifully.
"It's you, no wonder you can sneak up on me. I heard that you were hospitalized, and I was going to take red beans to see you! Hades opened his eyes and said nonsense, and his bitter and hateful facial expression was very inadequate.
"What are you two doing here?"
"......" Hongdou and Hades glanced at each other, their four eyes purred and turned, can you tell you about grabbing land and collecting protection money? If you say it, you will definitely be beaten.
"Forget it, it doesn't matter. I'm tired, hurry home with me. "Duke wasn't very interested in what happened, it was just 'What are you looking at?' 'What are you doing?' ''Up, flat them!'' ''Brothers, fight with them!'' ’
Bear kids, do you need a reason to fight?
"Where did Brother Duke go today?" Red Bean rode on Hades' back, pulled Duke and asked, "Dad said you were discharged from the hospital, and Hades and I saw that you didn't come home for a long time, and we were about to look for you!" ”
"I'm going to practice a new ninjutsu today, and I'm worried about you." Duke touched his head to kill, and Red Bean raised his head and let out a satisfied whirl.
The two of them and a dog greeted the afterglow of the setting sun, and soon arrived at the Mitarai house, and after pushing the door, they greeted in unison: "We're back!" ”
"Red Bean, where did you go?" In the living room, Natsuki glared at the red beans.
"I'm going to find Brother Duke, isn't that getting him back?" Red Bean hurriedly hid behind Duke and said.
"Why is there dust on my body, go take a shower for me. I really don't want to worry about sending you to the ninja school next year. With that, he walked to the bathroom with the red beans. Hades saw that the head of the family was pale, and slipped away with his tail between his legs, leaving only Duke with a speechless face, and Zixiao, who was lying on the sofa drinking tea and reading the newspaper.
"Uncle Zixiao!"
"Ah, what's the matter?" Zixiao looked at the newspaper without raising her head, and replied casually.
"I worshipped a teacher today!" Duke felt the need to explain this and went straight to the point.
“?”
Zixiao finally put down the newspaper and looked puzzled: "You are so unlikable, and some people will accept you as a disciple?" Who is the other party? ”
"Jiraiya-sensei, one of the three ninjas!" Duke said amazingly: "I met when I was with Senior Brother Watergate, and then I apprenticed!" ”
"Jiraiya-sama...... Are you sure? Zixiao was dumbfounded, in the ninja world, accepting apprentices is not child's play, this is related to one's own inheritance, and it is not idle. Even ordinary ninjas will think twice when they accept apprentices, not to mention strong people like Sanninja, they will go through a long period of observation when they accept apprentices. You must know that the three ninjas are not cats and dogs, as the top powerhouses in the ninja world, the threshold for them to accept apprentices is very high, I think that at the beginning, Zixiao looked for a good relationship with Orochimaru to accept Duke, but was rejected. Zixiao thought that this matter would end here, and there would be no more follow-up, but he didn't expect Duke to be silent and angry, and directly took down Zilaiye, which made him embarrassed!
"You can't be wrong, Konoha is such a super pervert, very recognizable, and Senior Brother Watergate can testify." Duke rolled his eyes, my words are so unbelievable?
"I just thought it was incredible." Zixiao's mind was still a little dizzy, he had failed to find a backer for Duke, and he couldn't imagine that he would do it himself. Orochimaru and Jiraiya are both in the Hokage series, which can be regarded as a happy ending.
"Tell me why Jiraiya-sama accepted you." Zixiao asked, unless the family ninja sect or the village's order, the ninja would not easily accept apprentices.
"It's a long story, how can I say it!" Duke poured himself a cup of tea and ate a snack.
"That's a long story short!" Zixiao said urgently.
"Senior Brother Mizuto and Sister Kushina invited me to eat ramen......
"Wait, I can understand the title of Senior Brother Watergate, Sister Jiu Sinai...... What's going on? Zixiao interrupted, thoughtful.
"She insisted that I call her that, and she also taught me the technique of multiple shadow clones, a very practical ninjutsu."
"I see, you go on, what's next?" Zixiao nodded, praising his wit, it was indeed a vortex bloodline.
"Later, I met Jiraiya-sensei, I performed a ninjutsu, and he thought I was very talented, so he accepted me as a disciple." Duke replied truthfully, and for a brief moment, this was probably the case...... Probably!
"No, that's a long story?" Zixiao was speechless, he said it lightly, how could it be so easy to let Zilai take the initiative to accept apprentices.
"It's gone." Duke nodded.
"Don't give me sloppy eyes, show me the ninjutsu you performed."
"Here?" Duke pointed to the bathroom, Aunt Natsuki was still there, this is not good!
"It's a very destructive ninjutsu?" Zixiao was obviously mistaken.
"No, it's a ninjutsu extended from the transformation technique, and the destructive power varies from person to person."
"Then stop talking nonsense, hurry."
"Okay!" Duke shrugged, put down the teacup, made the seal of the transformation technique, and snorted, "Konoha secret technique? Seduction! ”
Bang ————
The white smoke cleared, and a tall black-haired woman faced Zixiao in a seductive and criminal pose. She was scantily dressed, several strips of black cloth wrapped around the secret area, outlining a hot arc, her straight and slender white thighs knocked on the coffee table, leading people to commit crimes, and the white rabbit on her chest glowed with ivory brilliance under the light, and the deep groove sucked Zixiao's soul into it at once.
"Ah———— what are you doing? Hurry up and change it back for me! Zixiao's face turned red, shocked and angry, and he punched Duke in the head.
Duke withdrew his seduction technique, and his stomach was aggrieved: "Why did you beat me, didn't you ask me to perform?" ”
"Then you have to make it clear, if you show it to Natsuki, I will die! It's going to die! It's going to die! Angry Zixiao roared like a burst estuary, squirting Duke's face.
"You call me?" Natsuki's voice came from the bathroom, with a hint of dissatisfaction.
"It's Uncle Zixiao, you have to show me to ...... sexuality" Duke didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and said loudly, and in the middle of the conversation, he was covered by Zixiao.
"It's okay, it's okay, we're having fun!" Zixiao's face was as earthy as she shook her head desperately at Duke.
"It's okay to shout out loud, the neighbors will have opinions!" Natsuki criticized and stopped talking.
Zixiao was relieved, relieved, and sat down on the sofa, fortunately with a quick reaction, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.
"Cut, it's a pity."
"Hey, boy! What did you just say? I hear you, you must have done it on purpose. ”
"How so? Uncle Zixiao must have misheard. Duke pretended to be crazy and stupid, and resolutely refused to admit that he was deliberately framing the other party.
"What a sin!" Zixiao covered her face and pulled down three black lines on her head.
"The hero sees the same thing, and the teacher just accepted me like this, which is really a sin." Duke nodded in agreement.
"No, I mean you're doing evil, how did you come up with all this mess?"
"It was Uncle Zixiao who inspired me last time in the barbershop."
"This thing...... Don't mention it...... I just want to be quiet. ”
"Who is Jingjing, the big sister of the barbershop?"
"Shut up!"