09. Are you from the FBI?
The cuckoo clock in the corner of the room was dusty, and there was a "cooing" sound, and Zhou Ping opened his eyes with the sound.
Sunlight shines through the window into the bedroom, and the kidneys that were overworked yesterday have fully recovered, or can this yesterday be replaced by tomorrow?
All in all, it's going to be another fantastic Friday.
With a happy smile on his face, Zhou Ping got up slowly and methodically, humming a Chinese folk song from across the ocean and walked into the bathroom.
Half an hour later, after looking at his handsome self in the mirror with satisfaction, Zhou Ping came to the refrigerator.
After opening the refrigerator and hesitating for a moment, Zhou Ping closed it again.
A slice of bread and a ham sausage in it might have saved his life when he was hungry, but he didn't want to have another life-and-death duel with that madman to fill his stomach.
Looking at the time, it's almost time to go out, this day should be the perfect day.
Putting on a handsome outfit, he walked out of the apartment door confidently, and unhurriedly bypassed the disgusting thing.
Next to the bus stop, the bus is slowly approaching.
The familiar taxi driven by a black guy also came from a distance.
A black head with slightly curly hair poked out.
"Hey, man, where do you need to go?"
Zhou Ping smiled slightly.
"Today I want to go around the Grand Canyon Park. ”
"Oh, what a wonderful idea!"
Although the black guy praised, he did not rush to start the car.
Of course, after Zhou Ping pulled out two hundred-dollar bills, his smile became much more sincere, and he started the car.
"Wait a minute, will there still be a traffic jam if you go straight?"
"Brother, you also know that there was a car accident ahead?"
Zhou Ping spread his hands, "This is indeed a sad thing, but I don't know the details of the car accident." ”
"Haha, I don't dare to say anything else, but you asked the right person about it, because I happened to pass by there when the car accident happened. ”
Zhou Ping raised his eyebrows, "Can you tell me more about it?"
"Of course, I'm happy to serve you, at that time, the sports car rolled straight down, and the blood ......"
Zhou Ping hurriedly patted him on the shoulder, "Brother, stop quickly, what I want to know is not the specific picture, but the process ......"
The black guy repeated Zhou Ping's words silently before he figured out what he meant.
The fact is that the Chinese language is so broad and profound that even if it is changed to another language, it can still make people dizzy.
"Well, I remember very well, it was a red light at the intersection, and I stopped the car, but the speed of the sports car was so fast that if it weren't for the morning, I really suspected that the driver was drunk. ”
Zhou Ping nodded thoughtfully.
"Do you remember the specific time?"
"Of course, I remember that there was a traffic jam anyway, and I made a bet with my passenger that the ambulance would arrive in less than 10 minutes or from now. ”
Zhou Ping had an MMP smile on his face, this black guy had a better ability to steer the topic than his driving skills.
"I'm asking you for the exact time ......"
"It was 9:12 a.m., and I remember it very well because the ambulance arrived at 9:23 a.m. because it was a minute late and I lost $12 for the ride. ”
Hearing that this guy lost, Zhou Ping was inexplicably a little excited.
"Oh, it's a sad story. Zhou Ping said this with a smile.
The fact is that before he arrived at the Grand Canyon Park, Zhou Ping asked the driver to return, and he suddenly felt that it was not interesting to go to the Grand Canyon Park alone.
At noon, the car pulled up in front of the two-Michelin-starred French restaurant.
He threw down two hundred dollars of knives and walked into the restaurant under the reluctant gaze of the black guy.
In the same position, just after sitting down, a tall waitress with fluttering blond hair and a delicate face walked over.
"Don't want any of these, take one of the rest!"
The same script, but this time Zhou Ping's mood is very different, this innocent and lovely person was still playing threesome with him yesterday, but today he doesn't know himself at all.
"Sir, is there anything wrong with me, why are you laughing?"
Zhou Ping smiled and said, "Lucy, I guess you must have heard a Chinese song recently, is it right to learn cat barking?"
Lucy reached out to cover her mouth and looked at Zhou Ping in disbelief.
"Oh my God, how do you know?"
As she said this, Lucy carefully recalled that she only listened to and learned this song when she was alone at home, and she was very sure that she had never played it in front of outsiders, not even her best friend Lisa.
Zhou Ping had a smile on his face, and he enjoyed the surprise feeling very much.
"Lucy, you have a mole on your buttocks and a letter F tattooed on your back, which is your ex-boyfriend's initials if I'm not mistaken. ”
After a few minutes, Lucy's worldview was crumbling.
The Asian man in front of her, whom she was sure she had never seen before, knew everything about her.
"Sir, are you from the FBI?"
Zhou Ping spread his hands, "Do you think the FBI people can investigate a mole on your buttocks?"
Lucy's face was flushed, her mole was on the inside of her buttocks, and no one could see it unless she wore it or not.
But she is sure that she has not passed *** in front of outsiders, and the people who have seen her whole fruit, except for her parents when she was a child, only those ex-boyfriends.
Lucy's face suddenly turned ugly.
"I see, that bastard Jack must have told you, didn't he secretly take a picture or record a video?"
"Oh, Lucy, you need to calm down, you and Jack were two years ago, how could he possibly know about your ex-boyfriend Ferdin?"
Lucy frowned, her delicate face was anxious and shy, and she looked cute.
"Fordin, he shouldn't tell you this, he's a racist, I can't imagine him talking to a yellow guy and talking about such a private topic!"
"Lucy, don't be cranky, you'll listen to the song of the cat, if I'm not mistaken, Ferding doesn't know, right?"
Zhou Ping's words were like a slap in the face and directly knocked Lucy unconscious.
"yes, how did you know that in such detail?" muttered Lucy.
Suddenly, Lucy's eyes froze and looked at Zhou Ping seriously.
"What else do you know about me, and aren't you going to give me an explanation?"
Zhou Ping grinned.
"The truth is, I know everything about you, do you believe in parallel worlds?"
Lucy was stunned.
"What are you talking about?"
"Would you believe me if I said that we are lovers in another world and that my love for you is enough to cross the barriers of the world and come into this world?"
The corners of Zhou Ping's mouth rose slightly, if I can't fool you, wouldn't the tens of thousands of knives I spent last time in vain.