Facing Miao Qianqian's words, I couldn't cry or laugh, and explained: "People have already finished tattooing, left, and gave back the money, but it is estimated that there must be a connection, the tattoo picture, whether the ghost thing lying on her back has gone, I have to take a look again." ”

"Damn, you have to come?" Her face turned pale.

I said of course I would.

Early the next morning, as soon as I opened the door, Zhao Banxian came.

Not to mention, he is really hanging, wearing a gray robe that is washed a little white, but with a unique style, holding a compass in his hand, he sat down at the front desk of the tattoo parlor, which immediately attracted the attention of many people.

Some girls passing by, the men passed by and saw him, and they were curious for a while, and they also came in to look at it, and by the way, they also made a few orders.

Of course, it's a small picture, that is, a literary tattoo, not to mention, I will use that tattoo machine, tattoo a color tattoo art tattoo, although not as professional as those people, but it is also reasonable, barely catching up with the trend of the times.

As for traditional tattoos, there are none.

Because it is often thousands of dollars, it is still an ugly blue and black ink case, and there is not even a little color, of course, no one has come to tattoo it.

But I don't have a business, it doesn't mean that Zhao Banxian doesn't have a business, at this moment, a young man walked in the door and said, "Uncle Zhao, why did you move here?" If I hadn't asked my sixth aunt, I wouldn't have known you moved here. ”

Zhao Banxian stroked his beard, looked at the young man and smiled: "Isn't this Xiao Xu, what's the matter, what are you doing here with me again?" ”

"Uncle Zhao, I bought a new house, something strange happened in my house, can you help me, maybe there is something wrong with feng shui." This Xiao Xu asked.

Xiao Xu looks young and handsome.

Zhao Banxian introduced me to it, saying that he was a neighbor of his own family, he grew up watching it since he was a child, his personality is more fixed, taciturn, but the kind that will help him when he meets his grandmother, anyway, it is a sentence, he has a good character, and he is now in college, an art student, and the kind that plays music.

"Something strange happened to the house, so you won't change rooms?" I asked casually.

Xu Yiyu said: "Change a house? That's not good, I've already bought that house, the suburbs, a two-story small bungalow, but I was deceived by that agent, I was greedy for cheap at first, who knew it was a ghost house. ”

Ha?

I was stunned, this Xu Yiyu is still a college student, right? Is this a direct purchase of a house?

As a result, when people said it, it was terrible.

Xu Yiyu is a small network anchor, and he can be regarded as having some money, usually because of the live broadcast in the dormitory, he went outside to buy a remote second-hand house, used to live, by the way, the price is not too expensive, we are not a first- or second-tier big city, a two-story building in the suburbs is 360,000.

Today's young people are really young and promising.

On the Internet, I often see college students starting their own businesses and making money, but I didn't expect to meet one in front of me, not the kind of Zhang Qiming, but really made a fortune, and they all had money to buy a house.

But after inquiring, I found that people are really capable.

His family is an ancestral craft, the inheritor of opera, singing opera, and singing in a straight and round tone, but now many people are not good at opera, but people can "pseudophony".

What is a pseudophony?

Some people who love music know that he is now, a man sings a woman's voice, sings ancient songs and operas live on the Internet, and has gained a group of fans, and he is a really capable person.

"That's it." Zhao Banxian smiled and said, "You have this problem, let me help you take a look, do you have architectural drawings?" There are also home furnishings, have you taken a picture? ”

"Yes, yes." Xu Yiyu turned on his phone.

Zhao Banxian looked at his phone, frowned, and said: Your house, sitting south and facing north, right?

Xu Yiyu thought about it and said that this was indeed the case.

Zhao Banxian said again: "Since you lived in this house, have you been a little bad at everything?" ”

"Yes, yes, Uncle Zhao, amazing!" Xu Yiyu said with a thumbs up.

He said that his recent live broadcast was very unsmooth, in school, he was the main force of the basketball team, but a few days ago he played an important game in the city and crooked his foot and lost, and he had to carry the pot, and he was rolled his eyes by the players in the team, and he was unlucky to do anything.

Zhao Banxian said: "I showed you, your house is a ghost house, a pattern of gathering evil, attracting ghosts, you see a mountain behind you, in the shade of the mountain, you don't see the sun all day long, the home feng shui is not good, it will affect your career luck." ”

Xu Yiyu heard what Zhao Banxian said, and hurriedly asked; "Then Uncle Zhao, is there any way?"

Zhao Banxian said: "Yes, pay the money first, three thousand." ”

Xu Yiyu did not hesitate and directly paid him the money.

"I'll teach you the solution, you see-" Zhao Banxian pointed to the photo, on the hill behind the house, and said: "Cut down the old banyan tree on the hill behind the house, go buy a pair of small unicorn ornaments by yourself, and put them at the door of your house. ”

"Done!" Zhao Tianyu pondered for a while, then turned around and left.

When I saw this scene, I was instantly stunned.

What the fuck, it's too easy for Zhao Banxian to make money, right?

I moved my mouth casually, and in less than ten minutes before and after, I didn't move my buttocks, and I just took 3,000 yuan?

It's no wonder that people pay money first, because these two sentences are solved, it's too simple, fortune telling, looking at feng shui, and profiteering industry.

"Don't be envious." Zhao Banxian stroked his beard, a little smug between his eyebrows, and said: "Let's look at feng shui like this, I will also turn into a little evil, I can't get on the big stage, people know the secret art of feng shui dragon seeker, that's called God." ”

This is his own work, of course he takes the money, as a matter of course.

In the next few days, someone came to Zhao Banxian one after another to come to see Feng Shui, looking at the appearance, I can be regarded as knowledgeable, but I also have some expectations in my heart, thinking that he sitting here can also drive my business to some extent, and the flow of people will change.

During this period, Xu Taozhuo took the initiative to call me, "Mr. You, your tattoo is really useful, now my eyelids are gradually moving, and the depression on my body is gone, the ghost thing lying on my body to make my eyelids should be gone, it's really amazing!" ”

I smiled and said that's for sure, a tailor-made tattoo for you, with an angry-eyed yaksha on your back, how dare that thing lie on your back?

Then, she smiled again and said, "Actually, I'm a little unused to it, life has returned to dull, not exciting, and there is no such feeling of fear, before." It was an interesting experience to open your eyes and go to work, close your eyes and go to sleep, so as not to fall your eyes. ”

Ha?

I listened, crying and laughing.

If other people don't have ghosts, they will definitely burn incense and worship Buddha, but she is different, she doesn't feel excited

I suddenly felt that people with high IQs are looking for differences.

A person like her, who has reached the pinnacle of life, is materially satisfied, and begins to want something else to fill the spiritual void.

So I changed the subject and said, "Since it's okay, that's fine, by the way, there's nothing wrong with your picture, right?" When do you have the time to come over again, I will check the follow-up work for you, and when the ink on the Nakshatra chart is finalized, and the diagram is stable, you can take a bath, and the hot springs are all casual and in the future, if you encounter any dirty things, you can still block it. ”

"Oh, why don't you check the tattoo this time, and you're a guest at my house? I'll show you some of my collectibles, and I'll give you a red envelope. She smiled.

I refused.

Xu Taozhuo groaned for a moment and said that afternoon.

About in the afternoon, Zhao Banxian and I began to wait in the tattoo parlor, at four o'clock, Xu Taozhuo came, this time she was in good spirits, she did not wear glasses, revealing her big eyes, and her temperament was very cold and dignified.

When I entered the tattoo room, I checked her tattoo, there was nothing wrong with it, asked her to put on her clothes, and praised her: "If you don't wear glasses, you become much more beautiful, your eyes are so big, so watery, so beautiful." ”

"Eyes? Haha, a colleague of mine also said so, she was envious, saying that my eyes are bigger, the same as wearing contact lenses, my eyes are much more beautiful, and the corners of my eyes are not as natural as mine. She smiled as she spoke, her eyes slowly slipping out.