The next morning, Duke struggled to get out of bed and slept all day and night, his mind full of mush. I vaguely remember that someone was making a lot of noise downstairs yesterday, and then ......

And then what happened?

Duke rubbed his drowsy head, oversleep had led to a decrease in the activity of his brain cells, and the negative effect was that he wanted to sleep a little longer.

In the living room, Saitama was still asleep, the blanket was kicked aside by him, and the whole person slept on the living room floor, only two legs still hanging on the sofa. A happy nasal bubble that changes from big to small and then from small to large as he breathes.

"You can sleep better than me, you guy, aren't you afraid of sleeping to death?"

Duke flew up and kicked the bald head, and when he heard a clatter, he crouched down with his feet covered.

"It hurts, my feet...... It's broken! ”

On the ground, Saitama, who was sleeping soundly, scratched his head, turned over and continued to sleep, as if an ordinary person had been bitten by a mosquito.

Duke's self-esteem was hit by tons, and he used his life to return to heal his injuries, standing in front of Saitama with a cold face, looking at Saitama who was smirking in his sleep, and his heart was a hundred thousand unhappy.

Duke stepped on Saitama's chest, and then spread his five fingers to aim at the opponent's head with a mocking aura, and a huge amount of energy filled his palm.

"Flash Cannon!!"

Rumble!!

"Wow, ahhhh————h

Hearing the screams of the bald head, Duke felt refreshed, the sky was bluer, the water was greener, and even his confused brain cells were active.

"It's another full day!"

The bathroom is always busy in the early morning, and Duke, as the owner of the house, grabs the first right to use the bathroom, while Saitama hovers back and forth at the bathroom door with his crotch covered.

"Duke, are you alright, I can't hold it anymore."

"Come on, give me two more minutes and you'll be done."

"You've said that eight times!" Saitama complained.

"This is the last time."

"No, my patience has reached the limit!!" Saitama was so anxious that she was sweating and reached out for a lap on the bathroom door.

"Bastard, don't touch my door, how strong are your hands, don't you have a B number in your heart?"

"But I'm dying......" Saitama's face turned pale, quickly turning cyan, and had a tendency to turn black.

"Bastard, who do you think made me like this?" In the bathroom, Duke looked in the mirror and said unhurriedly: "The last time I fought, you broke a tooth, and it hasn't been good until now!" ”

Duke was full of resentment, the bald demon king's hands were neither light nor heavy, and his teeth were shaken, half-dead, and he couldn't be saved with his life.

"You can't blame me for that, your tooth is supposed to be a tooth decay...... Also, two minutes have arrived! Saitama stopped pacing back and forth, and he stood stubbornly in a stubborn posture with a figure of eight inside, trembling and lying on the door.

"Don't make a fuss, it's not thirty seconds."

"Ahhh Duke, I'm coming in! ”

"Bastard, who's going to use the bathroom at the same time as you!" Duke was furious, pressed against the door, and let Saitama outside shake the door like crazy, he just wouldn't let go.

"I don't care, if you don't let me in, I'll pee in the living room!"

"Dead bald, won't you go outside to solve it?"

"Ahhh......h Huh, go outside? Saitama's eyes lit up, this was really a good idea, but she was ashamed and twisted and said, "However, it's not good to urinate in the open...... Let's do it! ”

"Stupid, don't you know how to use your brain? Strange people in Z City are frequent, the population is already small, and there are only two people in the neighborhood, you and me, even if you go downstairs and plug in the road, no one cares about you. ”

"But ......"

"Hurry up, just support greening!"

"Okay, then I'll listen to you."

Saitama nodded quickly, trotting all the way to open the door, and didn't even have time to put on shoes. At this time, he endured to the limit, and he couldn't care about so much, so he jumped directly on the railing of the corridor, took out a heavy cannon, and aimed at the green trees downstairs - open the gate and release the water!

Little Tintin swayed in the wind, and Saitama lifted it hard, and the water splashed the canopy below. The green leaves are stained with dewdrops, and when the morning sun shines, they reflect a colorful rainbow, which is very beautiful.

Saitama looked at the beautiful scenery he had created and was deeply fascinated by it.

Anywhere...... Ahem, the shame of being exposed to nature, mixed with the small panic of being afraid of being seen, the two complex emotions are intertwined, and they are replaced by a thousand miles of sourness, which makes him give birth to a sense of irritation and pleasure.

From spiritual satisfaction!

"It's so comfortable!" Saitama grinned, her scribbled features blurred.

Smack!

There was a sound of stopped footsteps in his ears, and Saitama turned his obscene bald head, his blurry little eyes colliding with the other's gaze.

Genos: ( ̄△ ̄; )

Saitama: Σ(°△°|||) ︴

The scene was silent for a while, only the sound of splashing water never stopped......

Three seconds later, Saitama came back to her senses, snorted hurriedly, and used the world's strongest strength to forcibly hold back the remaining half of the urine.

Genos: (.) _。 )…

"Who are you?" Saitama's expression was distorted, and the way he looked knew was that he was enduring unspeakable pain.

At this moment, Genos's heart was broken, and he was ready to come to apprentice with a stalker, but why was the painting style so sloppy?

What about the hermit masters? Why is there only a lewd bald head standing on the railing...... Watering trees?

Genos prayed in his heart, begging only for the teacher he was looking for, not the bald head in front of him.

"That, hello...... I'm looking for someone who lives here. ”

Don't be him! Don't be him! Don't be him!

"Oh, you're looking for Duke! Are you his friend? He's in the house, go in by yourself!" ”

Great, it's really not him!

Genos breathed a sigh of relief, and with trepidation, he pushed open the door to Duke's house. Just as he pushed the door and walked halfway, there was another splash behind him.

Genos: "......"

In the living room, Duke tied a fishing line to his wobbly cavities, tied the other end to the door, and then kicked it violently. With a snap, the fishing line straightened and lengthened, and there was a wail that could not be written by the salted fish, and it struggled to die for a while, and finally broke off.

"Damn, it's just a tooth decay, but it's so tenacious?" Duke took the line and said hatefully.

Genos: (=. ＝）

Impossible, it won't be him, there should be a third person here!

That's right, that's it!

"Hey, you're ...... Who are you looking for? Are you here to find Saitama? Duke looked back and saw Genos standing stupidly in place, and he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

Genos-kun, who has been defeated repeatedly, has not won a hundred battles, has lost his armor, and has a mine at home, are you here to learn from Saitama?

"Duke, are you calling me?" The bald head walked in through the door with a relaxed and happy face.

"Where did you go, someone was looking for you." Duke pointed to Genos.

"Hey, didn't he come for you?" Saitama touched her bald head, looking confused.

"Huh!? Looking for me!? Duke blinked, his face confused.

Genos looked at Saitama, then at Duke, and then ...... Three-faced confused.

Five minutes later, the three of them sat around the coffee table in the living room.

Figuring out the ins and outs of the matter, Duke suddenly realized: "If you are talking about qigong cannons, it is indeed my move, but ......"

"But what's wrong?" Genos asked hurriedly.

"I don't remember who I had sex with yesterday, though, and I should have been sleeping." Duke scratched his chin, the mosquito girl actually died, but it's a pity that the best RBQ is obviously very valuable for training.

"Maybe it's half-awake and half-asleep, you don't remember." Saitama interjected, "I also occasionally sleepwalk out to fight weirdos, and when I wake up, I'm covered in blood and sleeping on the street. ”

"Saitama, you'll get out of here later!" Duke had a chill, and he almost got killed last night.

Genos stared at Duke tightly, gritted his teeth, and said, "Teacher Duke, please take me as an apprentice!" ”

"Huh!?"

Thanks to book friends: Elegant Chinese cabbage, Yi Mujiang continued, Tang ☆ Da ★ Shao, Lonely Soul 1994, Boy Z, Night Heartless, Reward!

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