Chapter 38: It's a headache to get a task
The disciples of the Shaohuashan preparatory class sat around and chatted after class.
Chen Shaoxuan said to himself: "I saw a lovely girl yesterday, and I was thinking about how to talk to her!" ”
Nan Xiaofan said to himself: "Recently, I wonder if I can make some special dishes to eat?" ”
Lu Ruiqi: "Recently, I really want to eat mandarins, and I really want to take advantage of Tang's nagging master to pay attention and run into the forest to find a few!" ”
Bai Yingluo is practicing calligraphy seriously.
Tang chattered into the classroom, looked at the disciples, and said with a smile: "It seems that the disciples are very pursuing, and even Bai Yingluo is seriously practicing calligraphy!" ”
A disciple reported to Tang Chatter: "Master, Bai Yingluo is practicing copying Nan Xiaofan's handwriting, and then helping her copy the spell." ”
"What?" Tang chattered angrily, pointed at Bai Yingluo and shouted, "You, Bai Yingluo, go out for a run." I won't stop, I'm not allowed to stop! ”
Because it wasn't class time, Nan Xiaofan saw that Tang had punished Bai Yingluo, for fear that he would be involved, so he hurriedly ran out of the classroom to hide.
Tang turned around and didn't see Nan Xiaofan, and scolded several times before leaving the classroom to supervise Bai Yingluo's running.
Tang chattered and taught the disciples of the Shaohua Mountain Preparatory Class how to practice internal strength, make incense, make magic weapons, and recite mantras to open the eyes of heaven and see ghosts, etc., and then he divided the eight disciples of the preparatory class into two groups and assigned tasks respectively.
Chen Shaoxuan, Lu Ruiqi, and Nan Xiaofan sat on the mountain road and ate wild fruits, looking very casual.
Bai Yingluo came over with a booklet and walked slowly, the corners of her mouth moving slightly, smiling and smirking.
Chen Shaoxuan saw Bai Yingluo holding the booklet, patted his head, and shouted: Oops! ”
"What's wrong?" Nan Xiaofan and Lu Ruiqi were puzzled.
Chen Shaoxuan said: "Yesterday, after Master Tang taught us to recite a mantra to open the eyes of heaven, he said that the disciples of Shaohua Mountain should have a collective concept, so the disciples of our preparatory class were arranged to be divided into two groups to complete the tasks respectively. ”
"Yes, we drew lots, and we drew lots to help the chef who worked in the kitchen, what is Shi Qiuhai's greatest wish!" Lu Ruiqi said.
"Help Shi Qiuhai, let's send some money and some things, and it's solved! You don't have to worry about money, I'm out! Nan Xiaofan said with a big grin.
Bai Yingluo smirked, as if he didn't have to pay, and he was very happy.
Nan Xiaofan looked at Bai Yingluo's stupid appearance, and felt sorry for him, thinking that he was really a person who lacked heart!
"I guess it's not that simple!" Chen Shaoxuan shook his head and said so.
"Chen Shaoxuan, why do you think so?" Nan Xiaofan and Lu Ruiqi asked him.
Chen Shaoxuan is Chen Shaoxuan, the youngest son of the Oriental Fox Immortal Emperor, who came from the Fox Immortal family and was born with an immortal fetus. He is a fox, and foxes are suspicious by nature. Although he is young, his suspicious nature is still there, and he said that this matter seems to be very simple, but after Tang chattered about it, he had that smile on his face, which was very suspicious.
Nan Xiaofan thought of Tang Nag's smile, and her heart also chuckled, she thought that Tang Nag would either smash dog shit or force them to smell urine and smell the smell of the eight disciples of the preparatory class on weekdays, making them worse than dead. Therefore, after hearing Chen Shaoxuan say this, he was also worried.
Lu Ruiqi's crow mouth opened again: "Master Tang, won't you set up a trap for us to drill, and then drive us away, right?" ”
After listening to their discussion, Bai Yingluo smiled and said, "Interesting, interesting!" ”
Nan Xiaofan said: "Bai Yingluo, are you underwhelmed?" ”
"Meow!" After Bai Yingluo yelled, he shook his body and walked back and forth in place.
Chen Shaoxuan recited the incantation and asked his friend who worked in the underworld to help him check the details of Shi Qiuhai.
Because Chen Shaoxuan had the help of a friend who worked in the prefecture, he helped him find out that the chef Shi Qiuhai's biggest wish was to meet his nephew who was far away in Xinjiang, and now that his nephew had come from Xinjiang, he would arrive in the next two days.
"Isn't it just to see his nephew, see where his nephew is, if you know, let him come on a horse, comfortable and fast!" Nan Xiaofan wanted to complete the task with money again.
After Chen Shaoxuan finished reading the letter, he exclaimed.
"What?" Lu Ruiqi asked.
Chen Shaobi said: "Shi Qiuhai's nephew, it will take about two days to get to the foot of Shaohua Mountain, even if he is riding a horse, he will not arrive until dawn tomorrow, but Shi Qiuhai's life will end tonight......"
"So, our task is difficult to accomplish?" All four of them screamed.
Lu Ruiqi said: "No wonder I heard people say that Master Tang is not so easy to speak, and people nag and like to embarrass disciples...... If we can't complete the task, we won't be eligible to take the exam for the disciples of the preparatory class, and the exam will be postponed indefinitely? ”
"I want to learn a little bit of the dream of turning stones into gold, and I can't wait with infinite anticipation!" Nan Xiaofan was also anxious.
"Hahaha...... If we can't complete the task, we have to hit the shit again, hahaha...... It's exciting to hit with a magic weapon, hahaha......" Lu Ruiqi's crow mouth said this kind of thing.
When everyone heard Lu Ruiqi say this, they imagined the terrible scene of Tang chattering and smashing dog shit, as if they still smelled a strong smell of feces coming to their nostrils, and they choked and coughed: "Ahem, cough, cough...... No way...... Stinky ...... Must stink......"
"No, we can't complete the task......" Chen Shaoxuan shouted.
"Yes, we can't lose!" Nan Xiaofan said.
Lu Ruiqi opened her mouth and said frustrating words: "If you lose,
Bai Yingluo continued to giggle, laughing so much that Nan Xiaofan, Lu Ruiqi, and Chen Shaoxuan all wanted to press him on the ground and beat him violently.
Chen Shaoxuan thought for a while and said, "I have read the "Heavenly Court Daily", and the Heavenly Monarch once said at the Heavenly Court Conference that the death of those people in the world has been too boring for tens of thousands of years, and they don't want to pay attention to it. Let's find a way to resist the iron law that the king of Hades wants you to die in the third watch and not live to the fifth watch, so that the cook named Shi Qiuhai can postpone his death, and wait for his nephew to come and see him for the last time, do you think this method is feasible? ”
"To do it or not to do it?" The four of them pondered for a moment, then laughed, as if thinking about life, and laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up straight.
They figured it out, they couldn't complete the task, and they had to stick shit on their bodies, which was uncomfortable. If you throw away distractions and work hard to complete the task, even if Tang Nag comes to find trouble with a stick, at least the task will be completed......
"I don't want shit on my body!" Chen Shaoxuan said.
"If you don't want it, I don't want it!" Lu Ruiqi said.
“…… I want to learn how to turn stones into gold! Nan Xiaofan said.
"......" Bai Yingluo continued to giggle.
The four of them gag, like self-deprecation and ridicule, making movements that make people can't help but laugh haha.
"Huh...... Walk...... Let's play an exciting game in this history, which is to gamble with Lord Yama to see if we can break his iron law that you will die in the third watch and never leave you until the fifth watch. Okay, let's just go, deal with the impermanence brother who comes to seduce the soul! ”
Chen Shaoxuan took out a map and wanted to study the topography of Shaohua Mountain more carefully.
Lu Ruiqi said: "I hope that when the time comes, the impermanence brother of the underworld will go the wrong way!" ”
Nan Xiaofan said: "I hope that Brother Wuchang met a fox spirit on the road, and then fell into a coma!" ”
Bai Yingluo smirked: "Hehe, last time I went to the underworld twice, I saw a particularly charming and touching female ghost, and I ran to talk to her, hehe......"
"Getting to the point! Who wants to hear your romantic history......" Chen Shaoxuan complained and continued to giggle at Bai Yingluo.
"Oh, what are you in a hurry, the point is right away. Later, the female ghost took me to see the underworld, and the scenery of the underworld is very special, hehe! ”
"Okay, hurry up and think about our plan, don't waste time by looking at Bai Yingluo!" Nan Xiaofan told Chen Shaoxuan to ignore Bai Yingluo and smirked.
Chen Shaoxuan carefully looked at Shi Qiuhai's death, he was fifty-five years old, and the cause of death was drunkenness, falling off a cliff and hitting a sharp rock.
Nan Xiaofan muttered in his heart: This guy's death is too bloody, hehe.
Everyone also felt that this death method was bloody, and they whispered about it, but the underworld decided that Shi Qiuhai's death method, he would definitely die like this, it was just a matter of the time of death!